Hey. So, I'm an ARMY. PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME OR ANY OTHER ARMY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAN BTS OR ANYTHING. I CAN RESPECT THAT YOU DON'T LIKE KPOP. IT'S JUST- STOP JUDGING PEOPLE BY THEIR MUSIC TASTE PLEASE! IT'S ANNOYING ME TO NO END AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BLOCK ANYBODY WHO IS BEING TOXIC IN THE COMMENTS.
thank you, goddammit.

Also, if the translation is wrong, feel free to tell me! I am in no way fluent in Korean, I'm just using a mix of lyrics from various sources mashed in a way that I feel makes sense, but if it's really bugging you, let me know! I'm also cutting out some unnecessary "Oh yeah"s, because we don't really need those, and the end of the song because I'm lazy, so sorry.

Draco watched the hands of the muggle clock tick impossibly slowly through half-closed eyes. Everyone wanted to go to the muggle amusement park that was coming through town, but Draco was simply not in the mood for rip-offs and rollercoasters. All he wanted to do was relax, but that was something his body had apparently forgotten and replaced with "boredom." It seemed like forever, but it was only fifteen minutes since the gang had left. How was he going to survive the next hour and forty-five minutes? The heat was getting to his head, making his thoughts a muddled mess. Draco rolled over on the black leather couch to a cooler spot. Curse it, the sticky, sweaty mess of a couch. Leather couches and heat? Um, no. His shirt stuck to the small of his back, and when he ran his fingers through his white-blond hair, it was damp with perspiration.

Summer was the worst.

Draco was too lazy to do anything. His limps felt as heavy as bricks and his thoughts were turned to mush. He was so bored, so tired of being bored, but oh-so lazy. Not a good combination. His phone buzzed on the small table next to the couch, the screen glowing to life. Draco looked at the glowing device and, with all the strength that he could muster, lifted a brick-heavy arm and picked up the phone, looking at it. It was Theo.

Hey man! Wish u were here. We plan to stay for an xtra half hour, if that's cool with u. R u sure u dont want to come? Attached was a picture of the gang on an unsafe-looking muggle roller coaster. Draco grunted. It looked sorta fun, but honestly, he was too lazy to even roll to the door right now, much less drive to the amusement park. He typed back his reply with a thumb.

Nah. I'm good. Hope you guys have fun. He sent it and exited the chat. He was about to lock the phone and stare at the clock some more until something in the contacts list caught his eye.

❤️❤️Hermione ❤️❤️

What?!! When did those hearts get there?? Draco looked around the room even though he knew no one was there. Hm. He didn't recall putting them there... eh. Whatever. They looked nice with her name. He clicked on the chat. The last message was from a pretty long time ago. He wondered how she was doing. Oh well. Things must've settled down between her and the Weasel. No need to go sticking his nose in business that wasn't his. He took out a pair of earbuds from his pocket and plugged them in, clicking on a random playlist he had made. The sound of a heavy metal guitar blasting in his ear made him jump and let out a colorful string of profanities that if his father ever heard it, he would've washed his son's mouth out with soap. Draco quickly skipped to the next video.

Oh.

Ohoho.

Yes.

In that moment, Draco knew what he would do to keep boredom at bay.

Hermione lay on her bed browsing dank memes on her phone. 

She knew she should be doing something more productive, like studying, but she didn't feel like it. The sunlight that was streaming through the uncovered windows screamed at her to go outside, but she knew it was like a sauna out there, so she declined. The sun thought for a moment, then screamed at her to do anything but study. Fair enough. So here she was, browsing memes and helping herself to a small tub of popcorn. Life's good. Suddenly, a message from someone popped up and she accidentally clicked on it while trying to scroll down to see the next meme. Meh. She would just go back. It's not like her memes would be deleted or anything. She paused in her thoughts when she saw who the person was. Well, she could spare a few minutes. Her memes could wait.

Unknown:
Oh oh oh oh ohh,

Hermione:
Hello to you too, mister whoever you are.

Unknown:
I'm curious about you,

Hermione:
I'm flattered. What do you want to know?

Unknown:
How's your day?

Hermione:
Well, that's an easy one. It's hot.

Unknown:
Oh tell me,

Hermione:
I just did..?

Unknown:
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Hermione:
Glad you remembered.

Unknown:
What makes you happy?

Hermione:
Dank memes.

Unknown:
Oh text me,

Hermione:
I am!

Unknown:
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Hermione:
Glad you approve..?

Unknown:
Your every picture, I wanna have it under my pillow,

Hermione:
A bit stalkery, but okay? I have wayy too many though, but if you want to sleep on a fricking mountain, then okay.

Unknown:
Oh, bae.

Hermione:
You usually use that word if I'm your girlfriend, fyi. And I'm not. Unless it's an acronym? Bacon And Eggs? Banjos And Elephants? OH I KNOW, IT'S YOUR INITIALS! Say, what is your name?

Unknown:
Come be my teacher,

Hermione:
You don't know what your name is???

Unknown:
Teach me everything

Hermione:
Well, the universe began when

Unknown:
About you.

Hermione:
Oh.

Unknown:
Your one, your two.

Hermione:
One: I like dank memes, two: I like popcorn.

Unknown:
Listen, my my, baby,

Hermione:
I'm just going to go with that because I'm too tired to correct you. What do you want?

Unknown:
I'm flying high up in the sky,

Hermione:
You figured out how to use an airplane?? Woah!

Unknown:
With the two wings you gave me back then.

Hermione:
I'm confused. I don't sell airplane wings. You should go see a professional airplane wing seller for those things.

Unknown:
Now it's so high up here,

Hermione:
No, really?? I never knew that airplanes could fly HIGH. I always thought they flew UNDERGROUND.

Unknown:
I want you tuned in to my eyes,

Hermione:
What channel is that? What kind of content do they make?

Unknown:
Yeah,

Hermione:
That's not an answer. Give me a reason why you never respond to any of my questions with a plausible answer!!

Unknown:
You're makin' me a boy with luv.

Hermione:
I-

Unknown:
Oh my my my,

Hermione:
You spelled "love" wrong.

Hermione:
Dam, you're fast at typing.

Unknown:
I've waited all my life,

Hermione:
That doesn't make sense. Why would you wait all your life to be fast at typing? Unless you made a deal with the devil. Because that is a really dumb deal.

Unknown:
I want to be with you through everything.

Hermione:
Oh hell nah, I ain't making any devil deals.

Unknown:
Lookin' for something

Hermione:
Oh, no, I don't want to make any deals with the devil to LOOK for something! I have EYES, you know. Unless you're really, really dumb, you would know that I need EYES to TEXT. You're not that dumb, right?

Unknown:
Right,

Hermione:
Okay, NOW you kind of get it!

Unknown:
Okay, now I kinda get it.

Hermione:
Stop being such a parrot.

Unknown:
Oh oh oh oh ohh,

Hermione:
This again?

Unknown:
I want something stronger,

Hermione:
THIS AGAIN??!!!?!?!??!?!?!??! Is that strong enough for you?

Unknown:
I want it.

Hermione:
Oohh, you don't even know what my brain conjured up right now.

Hermione:
I shouldn't have texted that, I shoULD NOT HAVE TEXTED THAT

Unknown:
Than a moment, than a moment,

Hermione:
Of what?

Unknown:
Love.

Hermione:
From me, or like..?

Unknown:
I've waited longer,

Hermione:
That's not an answer.

Unknown:
For a boy with, for a boy with luv.

Hermione:
Again, misspell, and what is up with the repeating?

Unknown:
From the moment I met you,

Hermione:
You've never met me... or are you someone I know, but you won't tell me whom?

Unknown:
Ya,

Hermione:
Wait, really? Oh, now this is interesting. Who can it be??

Unknown:
My life was all you

Hermione:
Okay, someone I'm close with. Ish. Too nice to be Ronald, so not him. Harry, maybe, but you don't sound like him. Not the right texture. Merlin, that sounds wrong. Who?? 

Unknown:
Ya,

Hermione:
Cryptic, much?

Unknown:
You're the star that turns ordinaries to extraordinaries,

Hermione:
Really?

Unknown:
Oh yeah.

Hermione:
That's the nicest and most poetic thing anyone has ever said to me.

Unknown:
One after another, everything is special,

Hermione:
*confusion intensifies*
I have officially become a meme.

Unknown:
The things you're interested in, the way you walk or talk, every trivial habit of yours.

Hermione:
I swear I looked out my window right now just because.

Unknown:
Hope world, ay.

Hermione:
Is that, like, an amusement park?

Startled, Draco looked up from his phone to the clock. Two hours and fifteen minutes?? Holy guacamole, time went by FAST! He only had about ten minutes left to chat with Hermione. Better get this quickly.

Unknown:
Everyone says I used to be so little, and now I became a hero.

Hermione:
Hello, Superman.

Unknown:
Oh no,

Hermione:
No? Well, I'm just going to call you that until you tell me your name.

Unknown:
I say that something like destiny was never my thing,

Hermione:
Superman, Superman, Superman, Superman.

Unknown:
Oh no.

Hermione:
SupermaSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSupermanSuperman

Unknown:
World peace.

Hermione:
Hell yes.

Unknown:
No way.

Hermione:
What kind of foul, loathsome, evil kind of COCKROACH ARE YOU??

Unknown:
A great order,

Hermione:
Order of the Pheonix?

Unknown:
No way.

Hermione:
Okay, that makes sense with your previous statement.

Unknown:
I just want to keep you safe.

Hermione:
Aw.

Unknown:
Well, sorry to leave you hanging, but my friends are coming back soon. If you want to hear the rest of the song, go to YouTube and search "Boy With Luv" by BTS.

Hermione:
IT WAS JUST A LYRICS PRANK? oh merlin im supposed to be smart how did i not omg i swear what ahhhjsfdklgshklh

Hermione:
It was a really cute song though.

Unknown:
Mm, but I just wanted you to know that I wasn't lying. You are a star.

Hermione:
Aww. Thanks, Superman.

Unknown:
well gotta go bye

Draco flung his phone onto the table and closed his eyes right as the door opened. The gang walked in, chattering noisily. They stopped when they caught sight of him. He half-opened an eye, pretending like he was waking up. "Mm, keep talking. I'm not sleeping, I'm just thinking." That wasn't a lie. Everyone rolled their eyes, but they talked in a slightly quieter tone nevertheless. Aw. It was nice that someone cared. Ha, imagine if the person who he cared the most about were to return that feeling. Ha.

Imagine that.