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Vogon Seasonal Jingle

Dashing through the sky

In a Vogon 'structor Fleet

Round the stars we fly

Frowns at all we meet

Sirens loud and shrill

Giving all who hear a fright

Oh what sport to shoot and kill

Our bureaucratic right!

By elveloy

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Santa is in a dread

He broke the law and fled

Running away from the children was easy

He didn't expect Rudolph to be so cheeky.

Dressed as Santa himself

The Elves and Rudolph went whooshing in a sled

Playing with the snow flakes

They fell down into lake,

Santa grumbled and huffed and puffed

"Imma whip your butts

For daring to steal my stuff"

Now, just get the fuck off!"

Nothing would have happened you see

If Santa didn't live in a fantasy

He just wanted the kids in a frenzy

At the resurrection of Cyber Candy!

By Nablai

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