WD-40

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"Ain't gonna' nam-tor nuh' wu, ashaya, " leralmin-tor Micheal, veh el'ru holding wuh handset tor ish-veh kaluk whilst k' wuh vath, au pulau na' wuh jammed zud-halek, ish-veh ozh gripping wuh mokuhlek t' WD-40 firmly. "aishan gotta'. Prah nash damn mokuhlek ikap-tor hiyet. Loosen nash krus."         

Au lerakhovau heh pohshaya u' mau t' wuh greasy, slippery substance vi' wuh offending shal u' au kupi whilst ek' pa' ish-veh, zud-halek heh halek-zud skek heh creaked.         

"prah ish-veh! Ik's wuh pi' kre'nath!"         

Micheal terminated wuh vutau, seshau himself tor wuh zup-thro-kispek heh ash-tor pla', watching svi' wuh smug, satisfied manner u' wuh yel-halek fator tor da-tor.