Cavedummies

I got a sloping brow
A room-temp IQ
My favourite fuckin' hobbies include
Eatin', drinkin', shaggin', thinkin', takin' a nice poo

I'm really, really proud
My clothes are human skin
This one time I banged a pair of rocks
And fuckin' heat came from nothin'

I'm a mongoloid
Got a room-temp IQ
I forgot I said that part
But you're stupid, too

You got a dildo made of rock
A dildo's like my cock
But it's not real
What is real?

We're cavedummies