The Ghost White Hardon, by MadMikeMarsbergen

Created using bing's online translator.

Klingon Version

vemmoH jIH wa' po

ghaH mong crick

vaj ghobe'-chIS hard-on vIlegh

'ej 'e': QI'yaH, nuq heck?

cha' Ho'-tu'lu'bej craters vIlegh

neH below nach

sucked ding-dong QaD

flesh-wand Heghpu'

spank QaQ nob 'oH jIH

nID 'ej bIH yInmoH 'oH

'Ach ghorgh vIchel Qap

'oH lo' jIH be'nal

'Iw chech rod

ghaH Hoch vIychorgh natlh

QaD-yub mej ghaH

Heghpu' babe, vo' massachusetts

vaj DaH ram stalk jIH

nej chu' victims

cock vampire 'oj

lumerlaw'lu'bogh chay' chaH pick jIH

The Original English Version

I woke up one morning

With a crick in my neck

Then I saw my ghost-white hard-on

And thought: Hey, what the heck?

I saw two tooth-shaped craters

Just below the head

My ding-dong was sucked dry

My flesh-wand was dead

I gave it a good spank

To try and give it life

But when that didn't work

I used it on my wife

My rod drank her blood

Drained her of all her juices

Left her a dried-out husk

A dead babe from Massachusetts

So now I stalk the night

Looking for new victims

My vampire cock is thirsty

You'd be surprised how I pick them