Last month we asked you to write a caption or story with the above image, but all entries had to begin with the iconic phrase, "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

This is what you 'troopers came up with!

KesslerCascade:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... well, obviously it's far away, galaxies don't just move in down the street these days, you know! Nothing like my day, in the universe's Moderate Expansion Era, when you could bump into a new globular cluster every hundred parsecs! Noooo, today's multi-stellar constructs are all anti-social. None of you lot leave your own galactic sectors anymore - too busy with your spacefaring civilizations and your Oort clouds. Humph. You can't even play a nice game of 'Explode In A Supernova And See Who Can Coalesce Into a New Star The Fastest' anymore without some whiny nebula crying about how you sterilised one of its stars' precious habitable planets.

Anyway, sorry, what was I saying? Oh yes. A long time ago, in a galaxy, far, far away...

Nablai:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there came a cat out to play. Fraying the threads of time holes, it punked all their zones.

elveloy:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... someone created the first funny cat video...