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Oh wondrous is the Vogonoid that's newly greased and gleams

Its metal hands can file at speed that starships only dream

The mighty brain will copy everything in triplicate

While spouting poems, beauteous and oh so intricate

Oh wondrous is the Vogonoid, we love its high pitched scream

By elveloy 

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Vogonoid was a former android

Cruising along the sonic lines

Taking the Ooorah spaceship on a ride

Clutching its claws on the mothership

As it repeatedly slammed the dashboard with fists.

Along came good 'ol Rollie

And screwed the screwed with a screw

With a generous lather of oil and nuts

And whipping of the butts.

Vogonoid uttered not a pipsqueak

After it was thoroughly cleaned

It stays loyal to Rollie for centuries today

For showing the way.

By Nablai

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