Deer readers, I can't sleep. It's merely impossible. I shouldn't have tried it. I shouldn't have dared to try it.

Have you guys heard of the Wide Mouth Women? Many years ago, four-woman were sent to prison for starting their own cult. The four of them purposely broke their jaws believing it would be the perfect sacrifice to be forgiven by God. The four walked around in white dresses with dislocated jaws and somehow lived. Some say their sacrifice was so powerful, it was enough to keep them living.

After being sent to prison for violently forcing people to break their jaws, they were tortured by the guards. The guards would see how much food could fit in their mouth. The guards would tie them to chairs and toss coins in their mouths for fun. Since their mouths never closed and always dangled open. The guards did other despicable things I cannot mention.

After the guards got tired of them, the woman was all sent to the electric chairs. Something strange happened during their shocks. Their mouths began to spill black blood. Then they died. The cops got it all on tape.

The guards complained the next week about not getting enough sleep. That sometimes they heard things like, "You won't be forgiven for your sins."

Most people have never heard of this but few know. If you ever watch the Wide Mouth Women's tapes, you'll never sleep properly again.

I didn't believe it though. I watched the tapes. They were horrifying. I shouldn't have watched them. Every time I close my eyes is torture. I hear screams during the night coming from outside of my bedroom door. I feel hands slowly reach from underneath my bed and try to grab any part of me that sticks out from my bed. I hear voices telling me to break my fucking jaw off.

I wish I never saw those damn videos. I just want to sleep...

I'm surprised that none of you guys know about this...good luck sleeping tonight. Keep your arms and legs tucked in at night. And whatever you do, avoid looking into mirrors after sunset. You might see something that's not supposed to be there. Also, if you did view the images above do not close your eyes in the shower. That's when they'll take the opportunity to break your jaw.