bitchacho
hey lizaaa

hoely mother
why hello bitchacho
how may i help you at this ungodly hour

bitchacho
okay i did the math and it's literally 11:30 over there

hoely mother
well you know me
always sleeping a little too early hehe

bitchacho
but you're awake

hoely mother
i could not sleep

bitchacho
weird
you always manage to fall asleep right after 5 minutes of sitting in a comfortable chair

hoely mother
okay first: that only happened because i was a awake and running after models for 16 hours straight
second: it's my talent, deal with it

bitchacho
uh-huh
when are you and chadwick going to date

hoely mother
uhm okay
i didn't see that one coming
are you psychic or something because i was literally talking to him a few hours ago

bitchacho
don't change the subject you hoe

hoely mother
we're never going to date

bitchacho
did you hear that
that was my heart breaking into a million pieces

hoely mother
hahahahaha
i don't get why ya'll want us to date or get married or have triplets

bitchacho
okay, 1: your babies would totally be cute!!
2: have you seen the look you two have been giving each other

hoely mother
what "look"
that's what they all say and tbh i don't get it

bitchacho
the look that i give when i see nutella

hoely mother
oh
OH
BWAHAHAHA
no
there was this weird thing during christmas last year tho

bitchacho
wait hold up
SPILL THE JUICE MOTHERFUCKER

hoely mother
calm down isabelle
you know that thing i do where i just place my hands on his face because chadwick makes fun of my small hands

bitchacho
yes

hoely mother
well we were on the way to his parent's home. there was a red light and i did that and he just placed his hand on top of mine and it just stayed there until the car behind us honked.

bitchacho
...

hoely mother
izzy?

bitchacho sent a voice message!

hoely mother
IZZY!
I DON'T NEED YOUR SCREECHING AT 1 IN THE MORNING

bitchacho
that's so cute liza!!!!!
well
aren't you going to ask him out

hoely mother
uhm no
because i think i've finally found someone he'd like!!

bitchacho
trying out your matchmaking skills again?

hoely mother
sh sh shhh
i have a feeling about this one

bitchacho
uh-huh
well i should probably let you sleep
good night
i love you hoe xoxo

hoely mother
i love you too bitch

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