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Percy and Nico back when they weren't together:

Young camper: Percy, why don't you have a girlfriend?

Percy: Because I'm gay.

Young camper: What does that mean?

Percy: It means I like boys, not girls.

Young camper: . . . Then why don't you have a boyfriend?

Percy, looking at Nico: I don't know. WHY DON'T I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, NICO?

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Percy: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Nico: It's cute how you think death can get you outta this relationship.

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Percy: Hi, I'm Percy Jackson. And you? 

Nico: Not as straight as I thought, apparently.

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A person: We have to get going

Percy: I can't, Nico's asleep on me

A person: Push him off

Percy: [outraged and offended]

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Nico, realizing he's got a crush on Percy: Why do I have butterflies in my stomach? 

Aphrodite, sarcastically: Have you been eating caterpillars?

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