SO WHERE DO YOU GO when you have questions and you don't know the answer? Well if you said Google, then you are right. Google is my go-to for questions I don't quite get. I can't exactly go to my mum and dad and be like 'hey I'm 23 years old and I've never had a boyfriend who likes me for me and not because he wants to use me to get good grades by me doing his assignments for him'! Did I just yell in my head? At myself? I guess I did. I really am weird.

Where was I? Google, yeah. I've been searching Google for true love. I entered some dating apps but I don't have the balls to actually go on a date, I know, I know I'm a coward. Even my once dorky bff's are now getting laid! Jacob even has a darn girlfriend Emilia. She's cool but I'm way too mad right now.

Well Ace - Ace is experimenting, he's acting like he just realised he has a male reproductive organ which we won't mention. Basically Ace is sleeping with anything and everything that wears a skirt and a bra.

SO BACK TO GOOGLE, I think I need to get really serious about this! I can't be the old woman who has over a 100 cats,no offense cats but I can't live that life.

Right now I should be focusing on my work, thankfully I got today off, well not entirely off as I still have to work from home. Which I'm not doing because I'm sulking over my no love life. I mean literally everywhere I turn to there's someone in love, even my neighbours dog is in love with my other neighbours dog. Okay let me read some articles.

'how to get love in 15 days' okay I'm so not clicking on that, that screams how to get in your pants even quicker. Like who can fall in love in 15 days?
'tips on how to attract the right guy' really? Like really? If this actually worked no one will be single on this planet earth. Not clicking that one either.

Oh this one has a video attached.
After 10mins of my life being wasted on that stupid video, she's mostly giving tips she hasn't used before, I mean look at her, she's pretty.

Then look at me?! I look like a donkey who's brain got zapped and is now a donkey-zombie if that makes any sense!
There's no hope for me...Oh what is this?

'10 ways to get a boyfriend' nah I'm not clicking that.

Hold on let me try one of these suggestions for a change it might actually do something. I suck at this, but I'm willing to try.

Guys do you know that underneath this chapter, there is a star button, and do you know when you click it, it turns orange 😲? Cool right?, you should totally try the magic 😉! 😚😚😚