Bubbles logged on
BooperDooper logged on
KingOfEgos logged on
Asstronaut logged on
WooshyWoosh logged on

Bubbles: Olo.

BooperDooper: Hoi! :3

WooshyWoosh: Hi!

Asstronaut: MARK DAMN IT
I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN UP
YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES!!!

KingOfEgos: But I don't
wannnnnaaaa!!!

Bubbles: ........ Guys you're
using the group chat again.

BooperDooper: Wow, you don't
clean up your own room, smh...

KingOfEgos: Shut it shorty!!

BooperDooper: OI!!! I'M ONE
INCH SHORTER THAN YOU!!!

Bubbles: HA!
GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

Asstronaut: Lmao that
actually does look gay! XD

WooshyWoosh: Hahaha!!

Bubbles: I know a gay
when I see one!

BooperDooper: Fuck you!!

Bubbles: Can't I'm gay! :3

KingOfEgos: Why are you
constantly talking about being
gay? We know already.

Bubbles: WELL I'M OFFENDED!!!
IS MY GAYNESS TOO MUCH
FOR YOU TO HANDLE!!!

KingOfEgos: .... Yes.

Bubbles: ..... Fite meh betch. > : (

Asstronaut: But Mark seriously
clean up your clothes.

BroLord logged on

BroLord: Yeah! Listen to your
mommy, Markimoo!

BooperDooper: HEY THAT'S
MY THING!!!

BroLord: Lol :P

Bubbles: Admit you're gay, Jack!

BooperDooper: No. I'm
straight as all hell.

Bubbles: I can fix that... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

BooperDooper: ...... Nope.

Bubbles: Yes. I'm so gay that my
mattress has a large dent in it!

BroLord: Oh damn! XD

Bubbles: NOT LIKE THAT YOU
PERVERT!!!

BroLord: Mhmmm.... Sure.

Bubbles: I legit don't move at all.

WooshyWoosh: Wait, how?

Bubbles: Because I need to let the
demons into my body so they can
take over the world. I DON'T
KNOW!!! I JUST DON'T!!!

Asstronaut: Oh yeah I
remember you told me
about this before.

Bubbles: I'm the best sleeping
partner ever! :3

Asstronaut: Awe~ Now if
only someone would
STOP HOGGIN' THE
DAMN SHEETS!!!

KingOfEgos: IT'S NOT MY
FAULT THAT I DON'T
KNOW MY OWN
DAMN STRENGTH!!!

Bubbles: Hold on, I need
my tea for this shit.

WooshyWoosh: Same.

BroLord: Ditto.

BooperDooper: Fuck tea, I
run on coffee!

Bubbles: I'm TRIGGERED.

BooperDooper: Good!

Asstronaut logged off
KingOfEgos logged off
Bubbles logged off
BooperDooper logged off
BroLord logged off
WooshyWoosh logged off

BELLE'S POV

So, this is my typical day.  Pretty boring right?

That was sarcasm people.

Also yeah I broke your fourth wall...
(What can I say except YOU'RE WELCOME!)

Anyways, in case it wasn't obvious, I'm gay.  Oh yeah, I'm a YouTuber as well and I'm friends with these dorks.  You got Heartthrob, Neil Armstrong's daughter, Picasso's wife, a potato, one of Gru's long lost minions, an angel, Valkyrie fanboy, a human hand, a goddess, a rock, Little Boy Blue, and a welcome mat.

Oh and then there's me, the fucking rainbow.

Don't get me wrong, but honestly, everything is kinda growing dull.  YouTube rewinds have gone to shit, people are bitchin about little things that never bothered anyone in the beginning, hell the world is like 5 seconds from WW3.  And sadly slapping a rainbow sticker onto the nuke ain't gonna do shit. As much as it sucks, there's no gay nuke... On second thought there is, I mean damn we're contaminating the tap water with our gayness for fuck's sake, y'all straight people are screwed!

But besides that, this is where I and other YouTubers come in. It's like all of humanity rests in our hands now. It may sound as if we are all villains taking over the world, but the reality is that we're the heroes and heroines. Yeah we may not be the ones who sacrifice their lives for their country, who by the way we are forever grateful for because without them we cannot do our job, the job of sacrificing our time for millions of people around the world. People who have lost hope, people who see and witness first hand violence within their communities and in their homes, people who feel worthless in this life. We try to help them get through these tough days by giving them a simple smile and a few laughs every now and then, or the entire time, all through a little video.

A smile a day keeps the pain away.

I got up out of my seat and went to brew some water for tea because I actually was thirsty and ice tea is not gonna do it for me this time. I'm almost a senior in high school and already I have so many friends that I can still name everyone. My current group of friends in school is different from previous groups. I'm still friends with those groups, but this group is, how should I say, really different. See, we're all gay. Yep. All of us are gay. Actually scratch that, one of us ain't fessin' up.

There's Jeri, head of the anime club and an art major. She wears a lot of red lipstick which puts Kylie Jenner's lips to shame. I honestly don't know how she does it, but goddamn those lips be LUCIOUS!!!

Gwen, an art major, more like major procrastinating artist. She literally hands in her projects so fucking late it's a miracle she gets good grades on them. Oh yeah, she drinks coffee way more than Jack does in an hour and sings in choir with me.

Mary, the first lesbian to come out within our group. I swam with her on a swim team at our swim club before we went to high school. We both quit because of high school, ofc... Still, I would love to swim with her again. I guess you can say, we're the "Haruka and Rin" of the group. But surprisingly this Haruka, me, wants Rin back in the game.

Marla, loves Ouija Boards. She's fucking crazy, and sings in choir as well. That's all I gotta say about her.

Breanna, obsessed with video games and an art major. She is sadly going deaf but she does have hearing aids and we help her whenever we can.

Christina, our "Ethan" of the group. She has cerebral palsy and just had surgery on her legs. She was able to walk before, but now she's able to walk more freely and move her joints with ease. We also help her with things that she might need. She's also very intelligent and sweet.

Karysa is the nicest person you will ever meet. However, she has a lot of anxiety and is shy in front of larger crowds. I help her get over her fears because I am an actress in our school's performances. Ironically I was the one crying after a school Shakespeare competition we were in. Don't ask...

Lynn is our "runt of the litter." Okay okay, I'm only joking. She doesn't want to open up about her sexuality so we call her the "fake gay." But we all still love her. She's also quite the bookworm.

And last but certainly not least is Olivia. Long story short, she hates people. Mostly teachers and students who are rude and things like that. I don't know why but I guess it's a thing against homophobes.

Katie, on the other hand, is not gay and addressed that but we still consider her as part of the group. Ya cant be a full LGBTQ friend group without a few straights mixed in. It adds more diversity in my opinion.

Speaking of Katie I looked down at my phone as I was getting a call from her. I answered and put it up to my ear.

Me: What's up Katie?

Katie: Hey Belle! I was just calling
to see if you looked at the grades yet.

Me: Nope, you do realize that
I can't access the grades because
my fucking account is still broken.

Katie: It's still broken? It's been 3 years!

Me: I know! I just don't really see
the need for it.

Katie: Well anyways, I wanted to ask what
you got for Modern US History.

Me: Oh, well I can tell you that I
got an A+ on the last test we got back.

I smirked when I said that. Seriously that shit is easy. I don't know why everyone else was struggling. It's not that hard, and yet everyone complains. We did have a student-teacher come in and teach some of the chapters to the class as a practice for her career. She was absolutely amazing in my opinion, but to my other classmates she "went to fast" and "kept stuttering." She did do those things, but I cut her a lot of slack. It was her first time and she was getting used to teaching. She had her last class a few weeks ago, so I made her a drawing of Kanna Kamuli from "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid." She loved it so much that she actually framed it, according to our MUSH teacher. He's awesome as well, and he just said that we wouldn't have exams because he has to grade AP US History exams in Florida, which would take a lot of time and he just couldn't grade any more exams.

Katie: That's actually why I called you.
I honestly don't get-

She proceeded to tell me her questions and I answered them as best as I could. Afterwards she then asked me this

Katie: So like, when will we get to meet
Markiplier and Jacksepticeye and
all those guys?

Me: Uhm....

I honestly didn't know when that was gonna happen. I mean shit I'm still in high school for another year, and they are traveling to different states for tours. Which reminded me that Moe and Omar were coming back to Philly for another video which I proposed to do. Note to self: Buy more holy water.

Me: Well, they're kinda busy as
of now, but Moe and Omar are
coming next month after school is
over. So maybe you guys could
meet them?

Katie: Oh, okay.

Me: I could actually add you guys
to our group chat...

Katie: Oh! Would they be comfortable?

Me: They would be happy to chat
with you guys!

Katie: Okay cool! Anyways I gotta go!
See ya!

Me: See ya!

~End Call~

Well, I better start making a group chat. I went into the message app and hit "Make new chatroom."

*New Chatroom: Add #*