Me: You won't believe it.

Audience: We believe in god and so you see we will believe 'it' too.

Me: *clears throat* Okay, you won't believe it but my parents are like devils to me during exams, angels to me on my birthday , caring to me when I am ill, friendly to me when I am with relatives and cold to me when I am playing.

Audience: So what's different in that? We also face the same life -.-"

Me: Well, will you please sit down quietly. Let me finish.

Audience: *Gives angry faces* Okay continue bastard!

Me: What you called me bastard?...well leave. Please read this presentation on screen you will understand everything.

Audience : *murmurs* Fine...

* Sweet1Click presents you : Things My Parents Say*

1. "Why are your books lying on the teapoy table!!!?????? Why don't you keep them on your table.This is not a study table to keep books!"

*Pics them up silently and place them on my study table*

But then, dad enters my room.........

"What IS this!!? I can't believe it you keep your books on study table when you are actually not studying anything!"

WTF! I mean just WTF! You just told me to keep them on study table and when I kept them there you are questioning me????? Am I a dumb person to shout at. :"(

2."Why are all your books open on the table when you are not reading anything?"

*closes the books and walks away*

"Why did you close all your books???? Are you not studying anything!?"

*Hits my head on wall* Please pity my life god :""""((((((((((

3."Chii....I heard your classmate XYZ was having a girlfriend! Is this the age to do all these stuff? You shouldn't do such things? First grow up..................blah!blah!blah!"

I mean what the hell did I even do.. nothing but still I am getting a lecture. My life just ......ugghhhh!!!!Please who ever that stupid classmate is : Why the hell did you have a Gf!?

4."Where are the scissors????you took them right!?Don't hide them okay!"

'Mom! I myself don't know where the scissors are....'

"Stop! Lying! Give me the scissors! you would have kept them somewhere and forgotten''

'But mom......'

*Mom becomes silent and start recollecting something*

"Oh! sorry sweety I kept them in the kitchen after cutting the milk packet"

Why!?Why!?Why!? Please check yourself first and then blame others!

5. "I am not allowing you to go to excursion! What has happened to you!? When you were small you used be so good. See yourself now you are arguing with us!?when we were of your age we never went to..........."

Nonsense! Please we all are modern teenagers and We Are Out GOiNg ! Okay! We are different. So please understand that thing

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So, how was the rant? I hope you can relate it. I m sorry if anybody is hurt by the rant. This rant is just for fun. We may blame our parents on many thing but we only know that parents are the one who love you so much.

Love your parents

sweet1click