Not again!
~A/N: To spice this chapter up, how bout a game of "Name The Reference"? There's 9 references in this chapter. They range from MC videos to vlogging videos to old TV shows to a Lego show, which if you find it, I WILL LOVE YOU!! The answers will be a chapter in my "Random Shtuff" book. Anyways, you know the rules. Have fun! DON'T CHEAT! And Enjoy.~
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{Lynn POV}
The phone had rang for 10 seconds, then stopped, rang 10 seconds, then stopped for the past 3 minutes. "When he calls back, can you PLEASE answer the phone?!?" Roxie said. I opened my mouth when a small 'We'll do it all. Everything.' was heard. Right when it started the new line, I picked it up.
"Ye-"
"Hello deary! Auntie Janet here!" the person said. Their voice was so jagged, it was mostly static. Oh dear Christ! I thought.
"Hey Tyler!" I said. Roxie looked at me with a grin plastered on her face. I knew what she meant and I put the conversation on speaker.
"IT'S JANET!!!!!" he screamed. I heard someone laughing in the background. I started snickering.
"Jesus Tyler!" they said. He put on a weird slow voice.
"Yes, I am Jesus Tyler!" he said.
"Um...no." they said.
"Shut the f*ck up, you nonbeliever!" he said. I then realized it was none other than THE ONE, THE ONLY.........Kyle.
"Ow! Why'd you just push me?!?" Kyle said.
"Dunno." Tyler said. I started laughing.
"Are you high?!?" Kyle said.
"I'm high on life man! Tell me, are you high on life?!?" Tyler said. There was an awkward silence. then a door open.
"I'm gettin out." Kyle said.
"NO! SACKEL NOOOO!!!!!" Tyler screamed. By then, I was dying on the floor. I had tears pouring out of my ears and I was laughing so hard, my sides hurt. I looked over and saw the gang was laughing too and Martin was in the same shape I was in; rolling on the floor and laughing. "Mark it on your calendars! Today is the day I lost mah Senpai!"
"I'll say this right now, I've needed that humor today!" I said. "That picked me up a whole bunch!"
"And me too!" Roxie called out.
"HEY ROXIE!!" he screamed.
"HI TYLER!!!!" she called.
"WHERE ARE YOU TWO-" Tyler was cut off by knocking.
"Can we get going? Getting out was a stupid decision!" Kyle said, muffled.
"Kyle, you sh*t! That's the finest of glass and you just knocked on it!! JUST FOR THAT, NO SOUP FOR YOU!!" Tyler said.
"Sorry!" Kyle said.
"What did you do?" I asked.
"Locked him out my damn car." Tyler said.
"Ooh...he said a no-no word!" Mitch pitched in.
"Why do I hear kids?" Tyler said.
"Long story Tato." Rox said. "And where are you guys?!? The side of a highway?!?" she added.
"L-" Tyler got interrupted again.
"I got a rock." Kyle said.
"WE'RE NOT GONNA BREAK DAH DAMN WINDOW KYLE!!" He sighed. "Look out the window." I walked over to the window and saw Kyle and him walking towards the doorway to the building. Tyler waved.
"What?" Rox asked.
"They're outside!" I said, jumping off of the chair in front of the window.
"Get your *sses back in that car!!" Rox said.
"Why?" Kyle said through the buzzer. I looked at Rox.
"Should we let them learn their lesson or-"
"Let 'em in. Let 'em learn." Rox said. I shrugged and pushed the button that unlocked the door. They ran up the stairs to the apartment. I stood right by the door waiting for them to stand on the other side. I heard them run, but they stopped quite some distance away. I heard muffled talking.
"Kyle?" It sounded like Tyler.
"What happened to me?!?" That must be Kyle.
"I DON'T KNOW!!"
"I'M SCARED!!"
"SO AM I!!!"
"KAITLYNN?!? ROXIE?!?" I heard the running start again and I flew the door open. Tyler ran into the living room in his coat and scarf carrying a boy with a fake pick mustache and pink sideburns glued on his face, brown curly hair that was slowly turning pink, and he was wearing a pink vest with pink jeans. He put him down on the floor.
"What the heck? Kyle?" Roxie said.
"What the f*ck just happened to me?" he said.
"I-I don't know!!" I screamed.
"What's going on he-" Tyler looked over at the couch and loveseat and saw Teeny Crafted and Martin all sitting there. "What the f*-"
"TeamCraftedturnedtolittlekids. Roxiebroughtthemhome. Martintriedtohelpbutheturnedtoo. Ithinkthat'swhat'shappeningtoKyle." I said really fast. I reexamined him. "You weren't wearing that when you got in here." I said. He looked down and saw that he had a white t-shirt on, a red and grey checkered button down on, grey jeans, and red sneakers.
"WHAT THE H*LL?!?" he screamed.
"Kyle's hair's all pink now!" Roxie said.
"I don't want to be a little kid!! I HATED being a little kid!! You can't drive! Nobody listens to you!" Kyle gasped. "Oh no! BED TIMES!!"
"Everyone! Calm down!! We need to keep our focus and our cool! If we panic, we have neither of those!" I pitched in. Everyone took a breather and I was able to hear myself think.
"Tyler, you just got incredibly shorter!" Roxie said, looking at him. Tyler looked down at himself.
"Roxie, not helping!" I said. Tyler started freaking out again. Kyle walked over to him and got Tyler to avert his attention to him.
"Hey, if something happens to one of us, it's bound to happen to both of us!" Kyle said. Tyler started to calm down.
"#Kyler. No regrets!" I said. Tyler and Kyle started laughing.
"I will go down with the ship!!" Tyler said and saluted. We all started laughing and Jerome stood up on the chair and looked out the window.
"Whatcha looking at Jerome?" Roxie said. He turned around.
"There'th thome tall lady with two kidth out there." he said, pointing outside. I walked over and looked to see that he was right. A woman with brown wavy hair who had to be her mid-40's helped two kids get out of the car and handed them suitcases. If this is who I think it is, I'm SCREWED!!
"F*ck meh life." I said out loud.
A/N: Hey peeps. Hope you liked this chapter of Teeny Crafted! Did you find all 9 references hidden in this chapter? Anyways, I've had yet another stressful week. I was doing a project on my laptop and listening to Markiplier's live stream, but my step-dad though I was watching the stream and saying "F*ck you!" to the project and didn't let me on the computer for 48 hours! Then when I went outside to get a breather, I told my step-dad that I was going to read and listen to a bit of music but he didn't hear me. An hour later, he freaked out and looked everywhere for me while I was sitting on the porch, reading and listening to music, not knowing that he was freaking out. He found me and took my phone, Wii U, kindle, and iPod away. Did I mention that was all in the course of 5 hours on Saturday? It's been pretty hectic!
I know you may be thinking: WRAP IT UUUUUUP WOMAN!!! I am, don't worry.
I finally got allowed to go on my computer again because my mom said that I couldn't just read and have nothing else to do and that I needed to get my project done, so HI AGAIN!! I managed to get a portion of the project done and get a chapter done with some inspiration from a chorus song I have called "The Gift to Be Simple". .....idefk. Also, my art school starts in a week and I'm so excited!! What's cool is that it's only for 17-20 year old art students and I'm 14 and allowed in!!
I need to wrap this up because I'm rambling too much and it probably gets boring when I ramble so ANYWAYS, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and as always...
RAWR!!!
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