To Derek: Bro, I don't understand your cousin at all.

To Stiles: And why are you texting me with this?

To Derek: Because no1 else is messaging me back..

To Stiles: They're smart. I shouldn't have either.

To Derek: How do I ask a girl out?.. Like officially?

To Stiles: Goodbye, Stiles. I am busy.

To Derek: Doing what?

To Stiles: Braeden.

To Derek: gross. Bye.