God has no phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he's still my friend. He doesn't have Twitter, but I still follow him

A/N thank you, God, for your unending love, and for being my one true friend :)

BTW, to some people out there, PEARL IS MY BABY!!!! *picks her up* right baby? Pearl: *just stares at me as I lost my mind before hitting my face*