HAY: Hellooooo everyone, and welcome to Hay's not-so-wonderful world of imagination *cheers for herself*.

Bill: Not you again...

HAY: Oh god... Bill's back from The Facility... 

Bill: I'm leaving now.

HAY: Goodbyeeeeeeee!!! *waves merrily* For all you optimists out there, that was Bill - the criticism guy. He annoys me so much, despite being a work of fiction... Just a warning - don't be a Bill. If you're gonna hate, direct it to the characters - THANKS.

You: I thought your name was Sharky... why are you calling yourself Hay?

Liv (a.k.a. Livvvvvvvvvvy ): You shouldn't have asked that...

Alisha (a.k.a. Alishaillarramendi ): You reeeallly shouldn't have asked that...

HAY: Because I LOVE Sharks!!!!!!!! ERMAGAHD *rants about a shark documentary for half an hour * Anyways... DIDJA SEE THE SHARK EMOJI!!!!!! THERE'S A SHARK EMOJI!!!!

Introduction over :) Hopefully I can get to know you too *smiles brightly*. 

Bill: Go away already...

HAY: Fine... *tear*

Word of note: Don't be a Bill the criticism guy...

Song: Hello - Lionel Richie