Unfinished chap. mixed with "Sacrifice!" followed by "HACK SPEEDY'S LAPTOP!!!"
This is a double feature, so it's split into two chatroom sessions. See, 'Sacrifice!' would be way too short by itself, so I mixed the unfinished chapter with it, but it was still too short and I needed to add 'HACK SPEEDY'S LAPTOP!!!' anyway, so I was like, what better way to do this? Enjoy, guys! ^-^
[Halimeh is online]
[Ashley is online]
[Speedy is online]
Halimeh: Okay, so I have to do three sections, 34 problems in each one.
Ashley: THAT'S THREE HUNDRED AND SIX!!! AAAAHHHHH! Our evil algebra teacher that we got stuck with for 7th-8th made us do 30 to 60 problems in 45-50 minutes! If not, we got in HUGE trouble!
Halimeh: Hey have you noticed-
Ashley: Evil teacher! According to Batgirl, I mean, Argent's, page, there's a list of 10 ways to know you're a superhero nerd (that is SOOO me) and #10 was to look at a picture of Slade, look at your teacher, amke all possible connections, then jump to conclusions and assume your teacher is Slade in teacher form to advance his world domination plot and make student's lives miserable. I loved it so much I memorized it!
Halimeh: I read it, haha! But don't you think-
Ashley: I believe Mrs. Charlwood, the evil algebra teacher, is one of Slade's evil villain allies or minions. Now when I go back to school, I'll never look at the teachers the same. All because of Argent's life-changing, life-saving discovery. I'll see Slade everywhere!!! Then I can run around screaming, 'WHO IS SLADE, WHO IS SLADE' again and again like on that episode (repeating things like that drives me insane) called 'Final Exam'. And I'll say 'SLADE ALERT, TITANS, GO!!!' I just made a poem, I think I'll paste it in one of the Falling Angels books.
Halimeh: SACRAFICE!!!
Ashley: *starts screaming hysterically as Hali drags me to the volcano* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SPEEDYGETYOURFIANCETAKEHERONADATESAVEMEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Halimeh: Speedy's here?!?! Where?? *drops Ash and fixes hair*
Ashley: THERE!
Speedy: *waves* Hey Hali.
Halimeh: Hai babe.
Speedy: Soooooo... what's.... going on here?
Halimeh: I'm sacraficing Ash to the llama gods.
Speedy: ..... hon, I thought we already discussed this. They. Aren't. Real.
Halimeh: THEY'RE REAL YOU IDIOT SLOTH!! See if you get any tonight.
Speedy: I'm just joking, just joking! But... uh... shouldn't we go to the restaurant and theater instead? I have your favorites picked out!
Halimeh: *crosses arms and flips hair* Like what? Are we just gonna make out through the whole thing?
Speedy: *takes Hali's hand*
Ashley: *runs away and jumps off cliff*
[Ashley is offline]
Speedy: Just for yoou! I promise, no distractions, no missions, just you and me! Whatever you want! Any movie! Aaaaaaand your favorite vegetarian restauraaaaaaaaant!
Halimeh: *flutters eyelashes* promise?
Speedy: Promise. Look, I'll even turn off my communicator! *turns off communicator*
Halimeh: Yay, gimme a kiss.
Speedy: *pulls Hali close* just please don't bite me like last time. *kisses Hali*
Halimeh: Uh, didn't mean to? Hehe...
Speedy: hehe... okay babe... *chuckles weakly*
Halimeh: hehe. *winks*
[Halimeh is offline]
[Speedy is offline]
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'HACK SPEEDY'S LAPTOP!!!'
[Ashley is online]
[Halimeh is online]
[Speedy is online]
*Speedy's rap music blares over Ash and Hali's music*
Halimeh: *gets annoyed, grabs a bat and smashes Speedy's radio*
Ashley: Go Hali! Bust that stupid thing!
Speedy! Hey! My tunes! Woman! What's wrong with you?!
Halimeh: We were listening to music first!
Speedy: But- but- you BUSTED my stereo!!! NEVER bust a hero's STEREO!!! You heroines think you're all that...
Halimeh: *ignores last comment* does it look like I care?
Speedy: *steams, turns Hali's radio onto rap, cranks the sound up even more, hops on sofa, and returns to typing on laptop*
Halimeh: *twitches* Ashley, did this man just-
Ashley: Yep
Halimeh: *takes Speedy's arrows*
Ashley: IT IS ON!!! *steals Speedy's laptop, turns off stereo*
Speedy: Hey!!! Dude!! Hali, give those back, those are NOT toys!!! Ashley, this is between me and Hali!
Ashley: Not anymore! *throws laptop to Hali*
Halimeh: *cackles and runs upstairs into our joint bedroom* let's see, do you watch adult clips Speedy?
Ashley: *follows Hali, trips Speedy, slams and locks door, gasps* Is that a Katy Perry video?! Jeez, so much for being a preacher's daughter! I denounce her, she's no Christian.
Halimeh: WAIT WHAT?!
Ashley: Right there! *points*
Halimeh: THAT MUSTACHE!!! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?!
Ashley: Quick! Finish checking it! I'll deadbolt the door! *deadbolts and boards the door*
Halimeh: Oh em gee, erase the whole software! A little payback ;););)
Ashley: Hahahahahaha! After you finish checking! Aww... he has a picture of you as his background.
Halimeh: And. He still looked at naughty stuff!
Ashley: He has more pictures and videos of you on here than anything else! Don't erase those!
Halimeh: No, I'm deleting everything.
Ashley: Hehehehehe, do it! Here, leme type in a code that'll destroy EVERYTHING and auto-delete anything Katy Perry! In fact, it'll block her!
Halimeh: Just to royally tick him off.
Ashley: Heeheehee, he deserves it!
Halimeh: EEEE we're so bad!
Ashley: *types in code, code shoots through computer, incinerates software* Haha! It is done!
Halimeh: Quick, close it and look innocent!
Speedy: What. Have. You. Done. You two are sitting there grinning like you just did something evil.
Ashley: Heehee.
Halimeh: Well... I mean two girls with a robot minds and a computer with a jealous fiance. What do you think?!
Speedy: I don't know, can I have my stuff back now?
Ashley: Heeheehee!
Halimeh: Give it to him.
Ashley: Here ya go!
Halimeh: So what do you think?
Speedy: What happened to my laptop? Why's it empty? WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Ashley: Angry girls and an evil code!
Speedy: WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!?!!!!!!
Halimeh: Because you're a right a hole.
Ashley: Payyyyyyybaaaaaaaack!!! No Katy Perry for you!! Hehehehe!
Speedy: You guys... um.. saw that?
AshleyandHali: yeah.
Halimeh: You're a cheeseball.
Ashley: Gimme that, we're not done. *snatches laptop, freezes Speedy:
Halimeh: *adds video of them on the beach, drags Speedy downstairs*
Ashley: *throws blanket over them, erases Speedy's memory from the past half-hour*
Halimeh: *turns on beach video* thanks Ash!
Ashley: *unfreezes Speedy, runs away, leaves*
[Ashley is offline]
Halimeh: So.... Speedy... who's better, me or Ka-
[Chatroom session ended by creator]
Ashley: HIST-OOOOOOORY!!! ^-^
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