[Ashley is online]

[Halimeh is online]

[Catrina is online]

[Mary is online]

Ashley: Ugh, it's still boring in here!!

Catrina: That's what happens when you freak people out!!

Mary: I vill stay out of zis...

Halimeh: Yeahhh Ash-bear!!

Ashley: Well, THEY'RE the ones that get on my nerves!!

Catrina: Whatever.

Halimeh: Personally, I believe it's Jake that freaks people out. I mean, seriously, he always growls and threatens people for no reason.

Ashley: Would the 'for no reason' happen to be 'because someone is messing with me'?

Halimeh: Maybe...

Ashley: *sigh*

Catrina: So what are you guys gonna do?

Mary: Ze pegasi!! And ze horses!

Halimeh: You're a horse-girl. No, excuse me, horse-fox.

Mary: *aggravated*

[Mary is offline]

Halimeh: What's her problem?

Catrina: You.

Halimeh: Hey!

Ashley: Ugh.

Catrina: What?

Ashley: I have to work on my books for the Wattys!

Halimeh: :O whoa... busy!!

Ashley: Ha, and you're telling me?

Halimeh: Well, let's see... Oh, yeah, I am.

Catrina: You guys always argue!!

Halimeh: It's what we do.

Ashley: We always do this.

Catrina: Well, it's annoying.

Ashley: It stops us from shredding other people. We can't really hurt each other, anyway.

Halimeh: YOU'RE ANNOYING!! And, Ash, wanna bet??

Ashley: Betting is wrong. Many humans have lost their-

Halimeh: Yeah yeah yeah, goody-two-shoes! I didn't mean literally!!

Ashley: That's what I say all the time!!

Catrina: You guys are sooo weird.

Halimeh: YOU'RE WEIRD!!

Ashley: That's mean Cat.

Catrina: And you really think I care?

Halimeh: Nope.

Ashley: Not for a minute.

Halimeh: Definitely not.

Ashley: Absolutely not.

Halimeh: There is no way we would ever think you ever cared about anything.

Ashley: Except MA.

Halimeh: And keeping crime rates at, like, 0%.

Ashley: And your family.

Halimeh: And Archer.

Ashley: And-

Catrina: HOLD UP!! For one, SHUT UP!! For second, I care about each LIFE equally. I just don't care how they feel about me.

Ashley: Well, there are no lies in that statement, but...

Halimeh: You don't mention Archer. At all.

Ashley: Like, not even to deny that you-

Catrina: I swear, I want to hurt both of you when you do that!! Stop it!

Both: Stop what?

Catrina: THAT!!

Ashley: Oh.

Halimeh: It's cool.

Catrina: It's like listening to two different people give the exact same report in different words, but with the exact same meaning to the words, and one's round-about, and the other's straight to the point.

Ashley: Oh, okay. Which one's which?

Catrina: You're kind of round-about. Depending on what you're dealing with.

Halimeh: Oh cool, I'm straight to the point!

Catrina: That also depends on what you're dealing with.

Ashley: So have you heard about the new pet shop Candy set up at MA?

Halimeh: YES!! I went there!

Ashley: It. Is so. Awesome.

Halimeh: Yeah! Unicorns, whales, and narwhals!!

Ashley: And platypus!!

Catrina: I can do it too. And hippopotamus!!

Ashley: Uhh, actually, Cat, they do have hippos.

Halimeh: Yeah. A whole habitat!!

Ashley: Hippos are not cute.

Catrina: Nope.

Halimeh: They're huge.

Ashley: And they prefer to face the inside of their habitat.

Halimeh: Yeahhhh... Let's just say they never face the window.

Ashley: And we will leave that topic.

Catrina: Oh look. It is a bird.

Halimeh: What?

Ashley: WHERE??

Catrina: Nowhere.

Halimeh: HA! I knew it!

Ashley: Awwww... That's not nice...

Catrina: Couldn't you hear that in my voice?! It sounded like those actors from old movies that couldn't act worth flip. They always sounded like they were reading from a script, and they were slow readers that had to sound out every word.

Ashley: Yeah, it's kind of sad...

Halimeh: I bet the hippos hate those movies too.

Catrina: Why would a hippo be watching a movie anyway?

Ashley: Maybe it was bored!!!

Halimeh: Hippos deserve entertainment too!

Catrina: Really?

Halimeh: Yeah!

Ashley: They get really bored just sitting around all day!

Halimeh: So they watch the humans in their habitat.

Ashley: And laugh at their weird antics.

Halimeh: And determine who's the ugliest human.

Ashley: Who's the prettiest human.

Halimeh: Who's the nicest human.

Ashley: Who the jerk is.

Catrina: Wait, how could they tell who's nice and who's mean?

Halimeh: The nice human points at all the animals watching it and croon at them and talk to them and tell the human next to them how cool the animal is.

Ashley: The mean humans throw popcorn and candy and junk and yell about how ugly the animals are.

Catrina: Uh-huh.

Ashley: It's really quite fascinating.

Halimeh: Fascinating creatures, humans.

Ashley: Yes... So different...

Halimeh: The population of honorable humans just keeps going down...

Ashley: The few amazing humans left join cool stuff like Wattpad and Vine and DeviantArt.

Halimeh: They truly are heroes of their society.

Ashley: Creating works of art to educate the other humans.

Halimeh: It's incredible how they all work together to defend honor.

Ashley: It's truly amazing! And they all work to elevate those who work for good and fight evil, such as heroes and philosophers and those people.

Halimeh: They all work for a cause...

Ashley: The noble-ness has never ceased to amaze me.

Halimeh: Yep.

Ashley: I wonder how many are working right now?

Halimeh: Probably as many as there are hippos watching humans in their habitat.

Catrina: I am officially weirded out now. Oh my, look at the time! Gotta go!

[Catrina is offline]

Ashley: Time to go?

Halimeh: *shrugs* I guess.

[Halimeh is offline]

[Ashley is offline]

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Thanks for hanging in there guys! You readers are brilliant and supporting! Thanks for all the reads, comments, and most of all, the VOTES. You've stayed with me the whole way, so thanks. It's been very encouraging to hear from you and reading what you think. You're my inspiration!!!