Another request from December.
Hopefully the last one-

So SBI angst
Hurt comfort anyone?
Adopted Ranboo?
Streamernoblade?

Wtf-

****

Techno sets down a mug of coffee on the desk and sits down on his gaming chair. He sighs and looks at the computer screen, staring at the game menu of Minecraft. He logs in to the Dream SMP and hums, thinking what he should do. Probably go strip mining or find some netherite in the nether, or farm wither skulls. He doesn't know.

Maybe he should just go to the nether and farm wither skulls. He looks up at who is online and see that Ponk, Foolish, and Sam are online. Twitter would have a field day knowing these three are actually playing off screen right now. Better yet, the four of them.

Ponk: Techno!! o/

Sam: o/ o/

Foolish: Hey Techno!

Technoblade: Hallo o/

Techno smiles and looks at the items in his chest. He leaves some items for some space in his inventory before jumping out his cabin and running to the nether. He cracks his knuckles and stretches his arms in the air. "Alright, let's do this." And then he starts to look for wither skeletons.

****

After some time, he thought he have enough and decided to go back to his cabin and put the items in his secret storage room before logging out the game. "God, imagine living in Minecraft." He mumbles to himself and flops down on his bed. He stares at the ceiling as he thinks about how much fun it must be. He's never been on the other side, he has so much to do. So many mobs to slay, and more importantly, kill. It will be a wonderful journey indeed, but he needs more practice. If not his skills won't reach their peak.

Living in Minecraft may look easy but you have to survive, hell hardcore mode is already a proof that it's not easy to live in minecraft, and it'll get worse once you actually start farming. Or doing things like crafting or crafting items. Hell, you have to build houses, buildings and such for shelter and for storage.

Techno closes his eyes and lets his thoughts wander to another world where they aren't fighting to survive every day of the year. His mind travels to one particular place which seems far away from here. One place which is filled with life unlike any other biome he had ever seen. A place where the only thing needed to survive was yourself, and no one else around you.

Just somewhere.

Birds. Techno hears birds. That's not... usual. A breeze, and leaves, are the trees singing? That's... weird. What the heck? He forces himself to get up and rubs his sleep off, he squints his eyes when rays of sunlight hit his sight. "What?" Something is sniffing him. Could be Floof. Nope, that's not Floof. Techno gasps and backs away when he sees an actual wolf infront of him.

"Where the fuck?" Techno looks around and sees he's in the middle of an open forest. Where even is he? This is not his room, this is weird, and there's a wolf.

Techno slowly walks toward the wolf and stops when he notices it looking straight at his face. "Ugh..." He steps back when the wolf takes two huge steps forward. Oh my god, this is real life. No way am I dreaming right now. The wolf sniffs him again, and then opens its mouth, licking his hand. Yep, this is real.

"Well, shit." Techno sighs and gently pats the Wolf's head. He pulls away and leans on a tree. "Where the fuck am I?" He has to figure that out first. He sighs and climbs up the hill, the wolf helping him up by leading him to a better path. "Alright, where-" Techno pauses. "Oh no." Techno runs a hand on his hair and quietly hisses as he looks at the land. He can guess where he is right now, but he really, really doesn't want to believe that he is where he thinks he is.

This is not his Minecraft. There is no way this place is his Minecraft. Fuck, that means he has to survive on his own now. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! He groans and hides behind a bush, trying to figure out a plan. How can someone survive here?

The arctic, he should get to the arctic. Oh fuck, no, nevermind. He knew nether would be the fastest way but then it's dangerous, he can... figure out how to make a boat and make his way through the ocean to the arctic.

How does this world work?!

Fuck, how did it just got cold? Shit, he's only wearing his shorts and a plain shirt, he doesn't even have shoes on! Techno shivers and looks at the sky. Maybe the wind is getting stronger than usual?

He sighs and makes his way to the water. Maybe he could catch fish to eat. Maybe he could hunt for food? He stops when a bird flies past him and he jumps. Shit, birds scare him. The birds here look weirder but beautiful, probably because he has never seen birds a lot.

Why is he so calm with this? To be honest, Techno is panicking inside, acting irrationally would only worsen his situation. So he does his best to stay calm, he'll figure it out. As soon as possible. Yeah. As soon as possible.

And also he has to find shelter soon before nightfall, he really does not want to deal with zombies or any mobs at night right now. "Fuck, to the old L'manberg we go." He shakes his head and crosses the border with the wolf. "I'm just gonna call you Floof."

The wolf looks up at Techno and then at the path. Guess the wolf took that as an okay. Techno walks in to an empty house and looks inside the chests, he flinch when he sees a hologram of the copy of an inventory. He blinks when he sees his own inventory too, empty.

That's... a great discovery. How is he gonna get wood anyway? Does he punch it or just knock on it? Eh. He picks up the sticks from the chest and also the bread.

Okay, so, it seems the system here still applies. Like a Minecraft vr. He's too very real to be in a Minecraft vr, god this is so weird. How did he even get here?! He really needs help and he needs to get home. Sleeping! He should trying sleeping!

He sighs in relief when he sees a bed and immediately gets on the bed, forcing himself to go to sleep.

Nope. Nothing. He groans to himself when he woke up to a new morning and his wolf laying on the bed beside him. He sighs and tries to remember how he can open the list of who is online. He figured that out and is surprised to see that there's... everyone is actually here. Somewhere.

He needs to find Phil, or try to get a crow to find Phil. God, he needs help. Techno gets up and goes to the wheat field, he picks up the wheat and figured out how to make bread with the crafting table.

He smiles when he's getting something going. Techno follows the path, maybe at least meet someone. Okay, he realizes he's still in his shirt and shorts, he's been walking barefoot and he looks like an idiot.

Well, he is an idiot and he has no idea how he got here.

But he needs to get help. And he needs to find someone who knows how to get him home. "Who are you?" Techno freezes and the wolf growls. Techno turns his head around and almost gawks at the height, Jesus, that's Sam! And holy shit is he really that tall?! Why is he so... So intimidating?

"Um..." Sam's ears perks up. "Te... uhh... Cyberknife." Techno said. Do they even have a Technoblade in this world?

"You sound like Technoblade." Yep, that answers it. They have a Technoblade in this world. "Although, Techno sounds far deeper, a gruff voice."

So does Technoblade look like an actual pig monster thing in this world? Oh shit, what if he and Technoblade actually switched places?! Shit, he really needs to get home sooner. Motherfucker, he needs to get home! Who knows what the fuck his counterpart is doing at his world right now!

"Uh..." Techno starts rubbing his neck nervously. "Yeah.... You know... Uh..." Techno tries to keep up with these fucking words. Man, this is exhausting. "I uh.... I need your help." Sam gives him a weird stare before saying, "Help? With what?"

"To... To get home."

"You need me to escort you?"

"No, I meant- I need to get home to my real world."

"Oh, you meant to another smp or something? I could help with that."

"No! I meant, something like that but uh dude- I'm from... I'm from a very different world. Like I really shouldn't be here," Techno tries to explain, "like, I'm just an ordinary guy and I don't... I'm from another dimension, like not from another smp or some weird skyblock world!"

"A universe, actually, where you're from."

"Yes!" Techno nods. Yeah that's what he told him. It didn't seem to faze Sam. "Huh." Sam slightly rubs his chin, thinking of what he can do. "This never happened to us before but I could help you find out why you're here and how we can get you back home."

"Thank you! Thank you so much!" Sam freezes when Techno gives him a quick hug and just pulls away like he didn't do it. "I- uh- since you're new here, why don't I give you a tour around the Smp."

"That would be appreciated."

"Hop on my back."

"Wait, I can ride on your back?"

"Just get on the back, be honored I'm giving you a free ride." Techno seems a little to excited to hop on Sam's centaur part and tries to sit on a comfortable position, hopefully not making Sam uncomfortable as well. "Comfy?" Sam asks.

"Yeah, I guess so." Sam nods and starts walking around the smp. Jeez, Techno didn't think the towers would be so huge, they look so small in game, but they're terrifyingly huge in real life.

He wonders what's happening to his counterpart right now.

****Meanwhile****

Technoblade was too big for the house and is trapped sitting on Techno's floor. He doesn't know why those strange humans were calling him an intruder or something, he was just having a good nap at his cabin and he woke up here! Somewhere! He is grateful that the Tommy guy actually decided to keep him and not actually call the police on him.

"So, what the fuck do we do?" It is also strange to Technoblade that these three people look exactly like Philza, Tommyinnit, and Wilbur Soot in his world. They sound exactly like them as well.

"Hey, big man. What's your name?"

"Uh, Techno. Technoblade."

The three people pause and look at him. Technoblade feels a little overwhelmed with those stares and tries to hide under his cape. "Can... Can you guys not look at me like? Is there something wrong?"

"This is not a Prank right?"

"No, I don't think this is a prank at all."

"Well, so we do have the actual Technoblade in our house?"

"Yep."

"Shit. What kind of multiverse shit is this?"

Technoblade nervously rubs a strand of his pink hair and his ears slightly press down. This is a new place, with new people, usually it would overwhelmed him badly but he is slightly comforted that these people look like the people he cares for in his world. His family. "Well... I just want to go back. To where I came from. I haven't even had breakfast yet and I'm already hungry." Techno admits quietly, hoping that nobody will notice.

"What's in your world?" Philza asked, crossing his arms over his chest. "A lot of things actually."

"We've got plenty of time, but hold that for now. I'll go make buy us some breakfast." Phil and Wilbur leaves the room and Tommy stays in the room with Technoblade.

"By the way, our dad is named Phil, then there's my brother Wilbur, then my other brother named Techno."

"You guys are family?"

"Yep! Been for years. How about in your world?"

"... We... We are... not in good relationship anymore."

"Oh." Tommy looks at Technoblade with sad eyes and sighs, he sits on the end of the bed and hums. "Shit, I'm sorry man."

"It's fine, what's done is done." Technoblade sighs and leans on the bed, moving some hair away from his face and taking his cape off. "You're really huge, I don't even know how you will fit through the door."

"I'm not that big. I could probably fit through it just fine." Tommy chuckles and shakes his head. "And you have pink hair! Also look like a human- the artist people were right. You look like a walking anime dude." Tommy jokes.

"Heh?"

****Back at Dsmp****

Techno can't believe that these people actually eat some good stuff! Holy shit this cooked pork is better than a five star restaurant meal! Sam decided that Techno can stay and sleep at his house for now, until he could find a way to get Techno back to his world.

Hell, no one would've believed that Techno is from another universe but Sam can smell the unknown scent fron Techno, Techno said he was human and humans in Sam's world are usually... usually have powers? He guess. Techno looks almost... like an alien. Another creature but Techno is just normal, a regular human, weak and alone. Some proofs that Techno comes from another universe.

Techno puts on the clothes Sam gave him and sighs when it was too big for him, at least it's keeping him warm right now.

Sam also bought a few extra sweatshirts and pajama pants to wear for when he wakes up in the morning. Techno hopes this is enough. Maybe he'll be able to convince the people in the smp that he is actually from another Earth. Maybe he could figure out how to return home. Hopefully he doesn't stay here permanently.

"Do you know Phil?" Techno asks.

"Philza? Yes, I do know him. Why?"

"Can you get me to him?"

"Tomorrow. The sun is already going down and it's dangerous at night, we could use the nether portal but it's much more dangerous to travel there. Especially for a weak human like you."

Techno quietly wince, okay that hurt. Sam does not need to remind him that he is weaker in this world, hell the 9-year-olds are probably more stronger than him here. "I'll take you to Phil by tomorrow, right now, you can get some rest." Techno nods.

****

Technoblade curses and rubs his head when the voices are shouting at each other, they were as overwhelmed as himself in this world. "Hey, mate." Phil comes in to the room and looks at him. "Hey... Phil."

"Is it the voices?"

"H... How do you know?" Technoblade does not remember telling him or any of his family that he can hear the voices in his head. The voices seem to have picked up and slowly just turn into whispers. Phil sits down on the bed and pats his arm. "You're my son's counterpart, he has given you some ability to hear the voices in your head. Do they say E, or Technolate, or something like Blood for the Blood god?"

"I-" Technoblade blinks. "Yeah- they do. They say those a lot. What do you mean I'm your son's counterpart?"

"I'm only guessing, since we have a game called Minecraft and we have this lore going on for YouTube..." Phil continues to explain the lore of the Dream SMP and Technoblade would sit there silently, confused and shocked of how Phil knows but slowly figures that he was just a dude being controlled by... his counterpart all along. "Wait, if I'm being controlled by your son, does that mean my Phil is being controlled by you?"

"I guess so." This is a lot to process, Technoblade feels a lot of emotions, the voices were yelling again, blaming his counterpart for all the damage he's done and everything that has gone down in the smp. He just wanted to chill and hang out with his found family and yet that was broken because of a war, and it was scripted all along. "I'm sorry, I think that was a lot to process." Phil apologizes and gently pats Techno's head. Techno slumps down to Phil, Phil catching him in his arms, confused. This position looks like they're hugging right now.

"It's alright, we'll talk more when you wake up again." Technoblade closes his eyes tightly and nods, feeling exhausted and sleepy already after just waking up. "Phil?"

"Mhmm?"

"Could you promise me that you would fix this? I... I just want my family back. I want Wilbur back... I want Tommy back... I want my son back."

"... You have a son?"

"Ranboo is his name. If he exists in your world then please, please bring him back to me. I never wanted for everything to happen, it has been going on for years and I don't want to watch my family suffer anymore." A pang of guilt strikes through Phil's heart. Techno is really lonely. All he wants is to be with his family and to be loved, he deserves someone who loves him back and Phil can't help but feel guilty. "Yes, I promise that I'll fix this. And I'll bring your son back. Just... just rest right now, alright?"

"Okay." Phil pats Technoblade and gets off the bed, he stays for a bit until Technoblade calms down and falls asleep. He sighs and quietly leaves the room, he walks in to the living room to see Tommy and Wilbur staring at black screen TV. They both look at Phil and expecting him to say something. "Apparently Techno from the other world adopted Ranboo."

"He canonically adopted Ranboo? Damn. When did that even happened?"

"Don't know." Phil sighs and sits between the two on the couch. "Anything else?" Tommy asks.

"He wants us to bring SBI together."

"What? What do you mean?"

"Apparently we are a canon family in his world and he wants us to fix it. That means Tommy has to trust Techno, and for Techno to trust Tommy again. Meaning Wilbur has tone down his madness and actually think about his family too."

"We can't just drift off of the lore for this random guy that just appeared in Techno's room."

"I know, Wilbur."

"What if we do a beach episode?" Tommy suggests.

"How are we gonna fix a relationship of our fictional counterparts with a beach episode?"

Three goes silence. Then Tom says, "You said he came from another Earth which is the Dream smp right?"

"Uh.. Yeah?"

Tommy stands up and starts to walk to his bedroom. "I think I know how we can fix things." He says, disappearing into his bedroom.

Phil sighs and gets up. "Well, what now?" Wilbur gets up too and follows Tommy to his room.

****

It has been a week and Techno is grateful for Sam to escort him to Philza, although that might have been a bit of a bad idea because... he forgot he broke Dream out from Pandora's vault a few months ago and Sam was super on guard in the territory. Techno tried to explain to Phil about his origins and his earth, Phil doesn't believe him at first so Techno just spills the beans of the lore, except the future lore.

"No way you know everything."

"Phil you built the Syndicate meeting room, and I know there's a fucking secret storage room. Yesterday, Technoblade farmed wither skulls and I know there's going to be 16 skulls inside the chest."

"Okay, if you truly are the Technoblade from the other world, show me where the secret storage is." Techno grabs a button from a chest and stomps his way around the hill, Philza following behind him. Techno stops walking. "This is it." The secret storage area is hidden underneath the hill, it looks exactly like a cave entrance.

"Oh."

"So... do you believe me now?"

"Kind of..."

"So, can you please help me? Maybe call Mumza?"

"I don't know how our worlds have crossed or how you have got yourself here, but sure I'll call my wife and help you."

"Thank you, Phil."

Phil sighs and calls a crow to come close, one landed on Techno's shoulder and two on Phil's arm, Phil whispers to the crows and let them fly away. Techno glances at the crow on his shoulder and gently pats its head. "Come in, I don't think you'll survive the weather." Techno nods and follows Phil back to their cabins.

****

"A few months?!"

"Tommy, your idea is absolutely ridiculous but you need to trust me on this." Tommy groans and slumps on the chair. God, Technoblade has to stay in for a month, this is gonna be awkward. "Fine, fine, but make it quick, it's urgent Dream."

"Yeah, sure, whatever." Dream scoffs.

Tommy sighs again and Wilbur shakes his head, while Phil is planning and mentally preparing for the new Techno in their house. "Let's get some sleep, we'll have to teach Techno about our world." Phil pats their heads and walks out the room. "Alright. Goodnight Tommy."

"Mm." Tommy nods.

After a while, Tommy hears a muffled thud somewhere, heavy footsteps and- "ow!" Yep, it's Technoblade. Tommy gets up from his chair and walks out his room to witness Technoblade struggling to get through the door. "Relax, big man. I'll help you out." Technoblade groans as he lets Tommy help him get through the door, thankfully the hallway has a high ceiling and Tommy gawks at Technoblade's true height.

"Jesus Christ, why are you so tall?"

"Pig genes, I guess." Technoblade shrugs.

"Why are you up?"

"The bed is uncomfortable and small, it feels small too. Is there anywhere else I can sleep?"

"The living room should be good, but the couch ain't too big for you."

"As long as I fit on the floor then it's alright."

"Okay, well then go ahead and crash on the carpet. It won't bite or anything."
Technoblade quietly laughs. "Thanks, Tommy."

Tommy gives Technoblade a pillow and a spare blanket, although the blanket is too small so Technoblade just used his giant cape as a blanket. Tommy sits down on the couch with an exhausted sigh.

"Hey... Tommy?" He asks, breaking the peaceful silence.

"Hm?"

"Did you ever get a chance to see your parents while you were alive?"

"Um... Yeah, I did. I mean they're still alive, I'm just living with Phil, Wilbur, and Techno now."

"Huh... That's nice."

"Have... you?"

"No... I just woke up one day and that's it. I joined Hypixel and Simon adopted me, I didn't know anyone besides them. There was some people, then I gained some friends as I continued to fight in bedwars. Then I met Phil, Wilbur, and your counterpart, Tommy."

Tommy chuckles and leans his head back on the couch. "Oh yeah? It must've been fun."

"You probably already know what happened." And Tommy went silent, he knew what was Technoblade talking about and he felt bad for it. He didn't think there was an actual universe out there where Dream Smp is actually real and they've been... fighting, war after war, trying to kill each other and trying to fix everything at the same time. Tommy knows the lore but if he were the Tommy in his world... He would never understand why everything and nothing is happening at once.

"Tell ya what? Once you get home, I promise I'll fix your relationship with your Tommy."

"And I promise I will protect you, I just hope you know that I will support you and to help you continue to find what you are looking for."

Tommy can't help but smile at that, the Tommy in the other world would like that. He watched Phil's vod and read his will, he'll just have to do something with the lore. He'll figure this out in the morning. Tommy looks down at the floor and see Techno is already asleep, he sighs and just lays on the couch, too lazy to get back to his room and pulls the blanket he picked out for Technoblade.