Zombie Apocalypse AU

... Is ripping flesh a gore?
I think this chapter is gore and I just didn't know. So uhh...

Warning: blood, rotten flesh, gore, gun, some injury

It's not really heavy gore though.

I gotta be honest. Sometimes I don't find differences like George who sees apple and lasagna the same picture.

Platonic Techno and Wilbur

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Quackity and Philza doesn't know how the fuck they are still surviving this far but this strange pink haired zombie is the reason they are still alive. Quackity just named the zombie guy, Technoblade. It was a pretty random name in his head but it fits the zombie right.

That's not the shit here!

What's more puzzling is Quackity and Philza walking around the city full of fucking zombies and not one of them dare get close to them. "Hey Techno. I think we got some pig meat here." Quackity opens the freezer and gags at the smell. "Oh god. What the fuck?" He picks up a meat and looks at Techno.

The zombie grunts and faces away from the meat. "Come on, Techno. I know you're picky but there's not much meat here that is not pig."

"It's pretty impressive you both know the differences of meat." Phil said and opens a can of beef. "Eh this guy probably lived a life of beef and sheep meat. I worked my ass in a farm and a chop chop beat the meat factory, what do you expect?"

"Chop chop- what?"

They burst out laughing and Techno just quietly eats the can of beef loaf Phil gave to him. "Jeez. Even a zombie is picky with their food." Techno groans and let Quackity wipe off the mess on his mouth with a towel. "I'm still amazed how you're still not rotting like the other zombies out there. Like dude, do you see them? Their flesh are just slowly falling off of their body and it's just uggghh ew." Quackity shivers and cringe at the thought. "Nevermind."

"Alright. We got enough cans of food. It should be good for the both of us." Phil zips his bag and carries it on his back.

Quackity leads the way while Techno follows him and Phil is behind Techno. Quackity screams and immediately hides behind Techno when a zombie turned at the corner. "Jesus Christ! What the hell man?!"

Techno growls at the zombie and it limps away from them.

"I really wonder what they find in Techno."

"Now I'm not really a believer for fantasy but I think he has powers."

"Let's think about Wattpad fanfictions."

"Oh god. No. Please."

Quackity chuckles and walks beside Techno, gently holding on the sleeve. "Do you think we should change Techno's clothes?" He asks.

"If we're gonna change his clothes, would you volunteer to change his underwear too?"

"Nevermind! Nevermind!" Phil laughs at the image of Quackity just getting embarrassed at changing Techno's clothes.

"I mean. The clothes really look uncomfortable on him and it's getting worn out. Look at the color. The first time we met him, that color is like really bright yellow." Phil points at the turtle neck sweater. Quackity nods and spots a clothes shop. "Oh hey! Gucci!"

"Out of all stores, the nearest had to be Gucci!"

"Come on! It's gonna be fun!" Quackity grins.

"Ugh, whatever. Just... Keep it simple as possible."

"There's nothing simple in Gucci."

"Whatever Quackity."

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They end up going through every nearest clothes store and got Techno a Peter pan collared blouse with a pair of dark gray jeans and they even got him a pair of black boots. Quackity kept the dirty sweater since Techno wouldn't let go of it even if it were just weak tugs. They also left the dark red beanie on his head.

Phil gently brushes Techno's hair and braids it. "Wow. I didn't know you can braid that well."

"I had a wife. She taught me how to braid hair and I do it every time she asks me."

Quackity clears his throat. "I'm sorry."

"It's alright. We should camp to somewhere safe soon. The sun is setting." Even though they could just continue walking at night and rely on Techno's super powers that keep out any other zombies away from them but they need to rest and let the pink haired zombie to sit down sometimes. They don't really know how zombies work or what's it like to be a zombie. Techno is special so they give him some rest too.

"Alright Techno. Techno?"

Techno was growling and gently pushing Quackity to hide on his back. "Wha... Oh my god." Quackity whispers and Phil loads his shotgun. "Quackity, load your gun up. I don't trust Techno can take a giant mutant zombie."

Quackity takes his gun and loads it. "And just back away..." Quackity follows Phil's quiet and careful steps back. The mutant zombie growls back at Techno to submit to them, but Techno just screams at them, as if mocking the giant. "Shit. I don't understand."

"Yeah, no shit."

Techno pants heavily. The pink haired zombie takes a step forward, a two to a three. The mutant roars and charges at Techno. "Shoot its head!" Quackity aims for its head and shoots. Techno flinch at the sound and charges at the mutant crying out in pain when it shot by the head. Techno jumps on its back and brutally rip out its rotten flesh.

"Oh my god!" Quackity pulls his beanie down to not see the horror of watching a zombie fight a mutant. Philza aims his shotgun and shoots the mutant's head off. Techno growls and falls on the ground. Phil picks him up and then goes to Quackity. "You did great!" Quackity takes a deep breath and nods. Techno nods too, weakly celebrating his shot.

They all look down at the mutant. Not knowing what to do. Techno growls and nudges Quackity to keep going. "Oh right. Let's go to that building. Should be safe."

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Quackity lays down on the hotel bed and sighs. Phil puts down his bag beside Quackity's at the end of the bed. Techno stands by the locked door, blankly staring at the oak. "Techno. Just sit down on the bed." Techno looks at Quackity then points at his clothes that got some blood and whatever liquid is on it.

"Ugh. Just sit down. Doesn't matter anymore. I'll wash your clothes." Quackity helps Techno sit down on the bed ans gently pats his head. Techno groans and glares at him. "Good." Quackity innocently smiles and zips his bag open, he takes the sweater and hops off the bed to go to rhe bathroom.

"Hey, Phil?"

"Yeah?"

"There's still hot water. You wanna go first?"

"Sure. I really needed it."

"Alright. It's cool that this place is still running nice." Quackity comes out the bathroom and Phil steps inside then closes the door. Quackity looks at Techno. The pink haired zombie was staring at his own hands, pale and looking kinda blue.

Quackity gently pats his head and smiles at him. "Thanks for protecting us. You are awesome." He sits beside him and Techno looks at Quackity's hand. He makes a rumbling noise and gently cups Quackity's hand. "It really sucks to be alive. But I think it also sucks to be half alive."

Techno nods and caress the palm.

"I just... Hope you'll be okay."

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They got back on the road on their way to nowhere. They have enough snacks so whatever road they are taking isn't such a big deal. Just silently pray that there are no mutants. They are mostly in underground and murky waters and those places are what they avoided the most. They rather be safe than take the risk.

"Grass. We're just in the middle of nowhere now."

"Yeah. But we have a road that may lead us to another city."

Quackity takes the map from Phil's bag and they stop to look at it. Quackity murmurs the name of places and points at where they exactly are. "There's a convenience store over here, it's pretty close. I think."

"Still far from our sight. Techno?" Phil looks at Techno who is standing behind him, head hanging low and body still as a statue. "Technoblade?" Quackity gently pokes his cheek but the zombie gave no reaction. "Do you hear that?" Phil asks and looks at the road that leads to the convenience store.

"Car." Quackity gently pushes Techno to the side of the road and Phil holds his gun. "Let's just... Continue walking." Phil turns around to go back to the city and Quackity did the same, thinking that whoever came at the store already looted all of the food. "Pull his beanie down." Quackity gently pulls Techno's beanie down and covers his mouth with his mask. He'll probably find another or make one out the piece of cloth he finds.

They hear the car getting nearer and there were multiple people talking loudly, joking about something and someone scolding them and calling them muffins. "Oh boy." Phil sighs and loads his gun, ready to shoot if they are a threat. Techno groans and grips on Quackity's sleeve, and Quackity swears he feels an immediate protective mother or maybe a brother instinct in his guts.

Mama Quack. I'm sorry-

The truck passes by them and continues on their way. Phil watches it getting far and far and they stopped. It rolled back to them and Phil points his gun at them. "Whoa there mister! Chill! We're not going to harm you and your friends." The driver said.

"And how can we trust you?"

"Hey Bad?"

"Yeah? Oh hello there! Are you guys going to the city?" Phil looks at Quackity and the boy nods. "Yes, we are. But this doesn't prove that we can trust you all." Phil points his gun at the man.

"Wait, wait, wait! We're just going home! We're taking this route because it's the shortest way there. How about you come with us? I promise that we won't hurt you, kill you, or whatever you think we will do to you. There's plenty of food and we have an extra room that maybe will fit you three." The masked guy promised.

"Hey uhh... What's on the back?" Quackity asks, holding back Techno from getting close to the covered cage. "We caught a zombie for experiment and to look for a cure through it."

The goggled boy lifts up the cover to reveal a zombie that is almost like Techno. Pale and looking fresh. The male zombie growls at the human but stops and stares at Techno. Techno makes a move to reach for them but Phil quickly puts it down. "Alright. Alright." Techno groans.

"We'll come with you."

"Great! Hop in!"

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Phil and Quackity were both stressing out when Techno keeps on reaching for the zombie in the cage and they always have to hold his hand down and tried their best to muffle the rumbling voice. Luckily, Quackity knows how to entertain people.

"Hey, Dream? Do you think it's weird? The zombies are backing away instead of following us." The driver, with the bandana, said. The masked guy, or Dream, looks around the place and noticed that every zombies limp away from the truck and ignored them. "Weird."

Phil sighs and looks at Techno. He blinks when he notices a hand under the cover and through the bars, holding Techno's hand. "Techno?" Phil quietly and carefully lifts up the cover to show just a bit of face of the zombie. The zombie was lovingly looking at the hand and there is the smallest warm smile on their face.

Phil looks at the choice of clothes and this zombie is wearing something similar to Techno and a darker red cape. A crown was placed on its head, the floof of hair just being puffy. Phil notices a golden ring on the zombie's ring finger and he remembers Techno has a similar ring too on his finger. "Ah. Are you two... Married?" Techno and the zombie glared at Phil and shakes their head.

"I..." Phil giggles at the communication between them and it slowly turns into a laugh, catching everyone's attention. "What the hell? What's so funny?" Phil clears his throat and waves a hand at them. Blocking their view of Techno and the unknown zombie holding hands. "Nothing. Nothing."

"Wi...hlk.. Buhg..grrr.."

"Hm?"

"Wih....buhg...r..."

"Wibur..? Wilbur? Is that your name?"

Everyone stared at Phil talking to the zombie in the cage. They can't really see the zombie nodding its head because of blanket over it. Phil chuckles. "Nice to meet you Wilbur. My name is Phil."

Wilbur groans and leans on the bars, letting go of Techno. "F...fihk..lrr.."

"How...?"

"Just because they're zombies doesn't mean they've totally lost their mind... Right?" Wilbur groans and reaches for Techno's hand again. Phil watches them hold hands again and Techno leans on the bars. "Hey. Can you get another zombie?" Quackity asks.

"What? Why the fuck are we gonna get another zombie?"

"Language!"

"Stop the truck." Dream pats his friend and the truck stopped. Dream gets up to the back and points his gun at Quackity. "You better explain what's going on here."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude chill. You just gotta trust us. This zombie won't harm us." Quackity pulls the covers off and the zombie hisses at the light of the sun. "Gimme the key."

"If they bit you, you all are dead. George, toss the key."

George tosses the key on the floor and Quackity picks it up. Phil gently pats Techno's head and helps him get up to his feet. Techno groans. "Relax, Techno." Quackity opens the cage and the zombie immediately hugs the pink haired man.

"Dream! No!" Bad pushes Dream's gun up to the sky before it shot on the zombie. Phil aims his shotgun at Dream. "We told you to trust us! What the hell man?!" Quackity shouts at him, his gun also pointed at Dream. "It's a zombie! I thought... Oh."

"Language!"

Techno was hugging the taller zombie back, dead ruby eyes staring at Dream. "Wait. Techno is a zombie?"

"What?!"

"Yep! Pretty cool right! He's fucking awesome!" Quackity grins and nudges Techno.

"Language."

Techno growls at him and Quackity backs away. "Sorry, sorry."

"Just... Leave us here. We'll get another zombie." Techno falls off the truck. "What the- Techno what the fuck?"

"Language."

Wilbur sits down on the floor like a child while Phil and Quackity picks Techno back up on the truck. "Uhh... Guys. Maybe we should leave this place. Now."

"Fuck! Drive! Drive! Drive!"

Phil pushes Techno and Quackity on the floor and holds on the cage for dear life. "What- what's going on?!"

"Fucking Schlatt is here. He takes any human being and make them run behind their vehicles so a horde of a fucking zombies follow. God we need to take a different route." Dream explained and takes out a map.

Quackity and Phil look at each other then at the zombie brothers who decided to just chill in the cage. "Oh boy. Should we tell them?" He asked, just enough for only Phil to hear.

"I don't think a thousand zombies will back away from whatever super power Techno has, Quackity." Quackity nods. Techno growls.

"Load your gun."

"Dreamwastaken! You're not getting away this time!" Someone yelled through the speaker.

"Oh shit."

"Language."

"Fuck off, Schlatt! Not now Bad!" Dream yells to go to a different direction and Sapnap turns the wheel to the right. "How the fuck are we gonna lose them?"

"Just listen to me, alright?!"

Quackity and Phil are just watching them panic and holding on the cage. Quackity heard a snap and the cage tilts even more when the truck takes a turn. "No!" Quackity tries to save it but got carried down with it, crashing on his leg and breaking a knee. "Quackity!" Phil jumps off the truck while it was still moving and luckily grabs hold on a lamp pole. "What- hey!" The truck stopped.

"Sapnap! Keep going! Leave them!"

"But Dream-!"

"Sapnap!"

Phil runs to Quackity and holds him up. "Shit, shit, shit. You're gonna be alright Quackity. You're gonna be alright."

"Phil. It hurts." Quackity whimpers in pain and keeps gasping for air. "Give me a second." Phil gets up and pulls the cage open, he pulls Techno and Wilbur up then goes back to Quackity. "You're gonna be alright!"

Techno POV (heh!)

I watch Quackity cry in so much pain and Phil trying to calm him down. Wilbur groans behind me and tries to get out of the cage but falls on his face out the cage. I stumble out the cage too and crawl my way to the two people that saved me. "He's going to be alright. Quackity is fine." I growl and sit beside Quackity, gently cupping his hand. Quackity hisses and grips my hand.

"Quackity... They're all getting close."

"They fucking left us to die! Mother fucker left us to die! That son of a bitch better get what he deserves!"

"I won't let you die." I blink and look at the horde of zombies coming closer and closer, following a vehicle that I do not recognize. Looks a like a tank but it's not. They have probably stole it from some top secret military base vehicles. A sigh left my lips and watch the zombies stop at their tracks, some stumbled on their foot, others got pushed down but they all get back up and takes a few steps back.

The vehicle stopped and a man pop out of the top. He looks at the zombies behind him then at us. I stare at him then look at my only family. Quackity got a pipe taped on his leg with Wilbur's sweater as the cushion. "Strange. Also how rude of them to leave you to die here." True. Never should've trusted them but they had my brother. Wilbur sighs and growls at me.

"Bruh." I mumble and Wilbur shakes his head. "Well then. I would have love to leave you here to die but it's just so fucking rude that they just ditched you like that. They were all friendship and whatever rainbow shit they are shitting, so hop in before I change my mind. God what happened to these zombies."

The back door opens and Phil helps Quackity up. I look at Wilbur and he nods at me. I let Quackity hold on my arm and get him up on back of the vehicle. There are two people tied up and blindfolded. Huh. They feed. How smart.

"Whoa. Hold the fuck up. These two are zombies, I don't want zombies in."

Wilbur groans and looks at the horde of zombies then points at them. "They are half zombies, we just needed to get them home so they can be cured." Quackity lied smoothly and hisses in pain. Phil sighs.

"There are half zombies? What the hell?"

"Yeah. I mean... You noticed how those fucking zombies stopped? Yeah. Techno is fucking special and needs to be checked if he has something that a zombie fears for, then they find a cure for the both of them."

This big guy looks at me and Wilbur then at the horde of zombies behind us. Wilbur growls, getting my attention and points at them. "Hm?"

I groan in pain and hold my head. "Raaahh..." I growl and watch a tall boy step through the crowd.

"Get them up."

"Wait, wait!"

"Oh! Oh! It's uh uhh umm... It's Ranboo!" I look at Quackity who just stared back at me with pursed lips and glance at the boy. I sigh. One of his random names. He's probably a name generator at this point. We can't remember our names anyway... Except for Wilbur.

"There's three half zombies?"

"Yes! It's the reason why we are here, looking for them. We needed them back home. I think there's more but the others have probably got them." We're gonna get in trouble for your lies Quackity.

Sclatt scoffs and sits down on his seat. "Hurry up and get the boy. I don't have all day. We already lost Dream." Wilbur forces himself to walk faster and hold Ranboo then drags him to the truck. Ranboo looks at Phil curiously then gets up on the truck, sitting beside him.

This kid. Look at his fluffy poof of black and white hair. I don't even know how these two still manage to get that puffy hair. Wilbur gets inside and crawls to sit beside Quackity. I get inside and sit at the open space. The doors close and the vehicle starts moving. "We're taking you guys back to our base, you get a free room and you'll get these... three checked up. Whatever your scientist said."

Well I hope so.

For unknown reasons... We're alive. But not alive as well. It's a complicated disease but anything could happen inside a disease.

Where did it all began...? How did I lose my brothers?

I hear a growl and I see Ranboo looking at me with wide curious eyes. "Rahh..." I huff and he scoots close to me. I growl at him but he didn't back away and just lay down beside me. God, I wish I could roll my eyes.

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The three of us are, gladly, in the same white room. Wilbur tracing whatever line is on the glass wall and Ranboo curled up at the corner of the room. Across us are Phil and Quackity. Quackity got a proper aid with his leg and they were given healthy food. I'm glad.

"What did Dream do to Schlatt that made them enemies?" Wilbur looks at me, shrugging as if he heard my thoughts. "Ehhh... Whatever. I got my brothers back anyway."

Ranboo crawls to Wilbur and hides under my cape. That's my cape. Wilbur looks over his shoulder then lifts the cape to show Ranboo. Ranboo still has curiosity in his eyes. Always a wonder boy.

I sigh and lay down on the ground.

"D... Arr..vvvhbphh.." Wilbur growls and I look at him.

"Whaaa.."

"Lo...ohn... Rr..hiiee..." I sigh and crawl to him and hug him. I swear this guy likes to hug every second. Maybe just a little sleep will help pass time. Yeah. I'll sleep.

I close my eyes and ignore the world, holding my brothers close to me and feel that silent heartbeat.

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Idk if I'm gonna finish the dreamnoblade fic tonight or tomorrow afternoon. Huh.