This is today's question. Six in the morning and all I want to do is sleep but I'm not. Why? I will tell you why. My cat is an asshole, that is why.

Apparently to him six a.m. is the optimal time to run around the apartment like a crazed maniac, which in general I could ignore. However, he feels the need to stop now and then to claw things. Like the carpet or the corner of my bed. This I cannot ignore and there must be retaliation. I have a spray bottle on the nightstand for this exact reason. Needless to say, he got more than a little shower this morning. I'm so tired but now that I'm up I can't go back to sleep. He doesn't bother to think about the fact he sleeps all day and I do not. I didn't go to bed until like one a.m. so I'm super tired right now.