Season 1.
Episode 1.:
Let's meet Choi San (ft. LittleChoiSan)

Anniversary photo book by Choi San

What is my charming point?

SCRIPT

[San]

*standing in front of his full body length mirror*
Yo! Wooyoung! Which side of my face is better? Left or right?

[Wooyoung]
*is lying in San's bed*
I don't care. You're too obsessed with yourself anyway I don't have to boost your ego

[San]
*visibly upset*
My left side is definitely better. I'll stand like this during the concert. I'm almost sure the fans will like it.

[Wooyoung]
*shrugs, turns over to his stomach, playing on his phone*
Whatever. Just leave me alone
*San moves to sit on the bed next to Wooyoung*
What's the problem? Did I do something?
*leans closer*
I can always make it up to you..you know.

[Wooyoung]
Your ego is the problem, San. You and your obsession with yourself. For our anniversary you gave me that photobook filled with photos of YOU. I wasn't even there. What kind of anniversary is that, hm?

[San]
*thinking*
That photo book is worth millions of dollars because we're in it. Specifically I was in you but that doesn't mean it's bad. You liked it, didn't you?

[Wooyoung]
*turns over again to face San*
Yes, feed your ego even more as if it's not big already like your dumb head, idiot.

|FLASHBACK|

[San]
*tangled in the bedsheet while Yunho is setting the lights up*
Yunho! Make sure I look good with those lights. This is for our anniversary and I expect you to do your best with those lights
*Yunho silently does his job*

[San]
And Seonghwa! Don't just stand there judging me. Bring that mirror over so I can see how I look in this position
*Wooyoung groaning*

[San]
What is it, love?

[Wooyoung]
You're heavy
*pushes San a little*

[San]
*moves away a bit then covers Wooyoung with a blanket*
What is your problem? I can't believe we can't do a photoshoot because you're complaining all the time

[Yunho]
*turns to Seonghwa*
Do you think we should leave? I feel uncomfortable here

[Seonghwa]
*blinking with nothing in his brain*
Nah, I want to see how this unfolds. He asked me to set up some cameras but in real life it's a better experience for sure. Don't be a pussy Yunho. We've all been there.

[Yunho]
*gets even more uncomfortable*
I guess I'll go anyway. This is too much sin for my pure eyes

[Seonghwa]
Pure eyes, my ass. I've heard you in the shower yesterday I know what you did there

[Yunho]
*choking on his own saliva*
I have no idea what you're talking about Park Seonghwa who showers for 40 minutes *emphasis* every day.

[Seonghwa]
*carelessly*
Just leave Yunho. I'll stay and record.

[Yunho]
*walks out of the room while glancing back at WooSan for a second*

[San]
*calls out for Seonghwa*
Tell Mingi to record the sound effects. This tape will be the best one I've ever made.

[Wooyoung]
*still laying under San*
Yeah we know you're hot just get over it you hoe

[San]
*smirks*
I know. Now let's get down to business shall we?

|FLASHBACK END|

[Wooyoung]
Are you thinking of a way to make it up to me?

[San]
*still thinking*
Maybe? *uncertain* I might as well just take you right here so you'll shut up.

[Wooyoung]
*turning away from San again*
You know what, I'll just go to sleep. I should get an award for putting up with you, asshole

[San]
*giggling*
I do have an asshole but so do you.. and I'm gonna ruin yours. You should watch what you're saying Jung Wooyoung.
*leans in to kiss Wooyoung on the cheek*
But you can't deny that I looked hella good in that photobook. Yunho did really great with those lights in the bedroom.

[Wooyoung]
*smirks in a teasing way*
You should stop talking and use that pretty mouth to do other activities on me, love. You have to make it up to me otherwise you won't get to taste this *motions towards his body* for a long time.

[San]
*pretends to be hurt*
That would be pure agony... but we both know you wouldn't do that to me, am I right?
*raises eyebrow*

[Wooyoung]
*gets dominant*
Don't test my patience Choi cause you might end up under me begging to be touched. Whining, crying in pleasure just to receive nothing but pain.
*moves on top of San*
Begging to be filled again and again until you can't take it anymore, until your body shakes from my touch. Your tears would stain the pillow but you cry only to get more until you lose your mind. Try me and you'll see what I can do to you.

[San]
*lying under Wooyoung frozen*
Y-yes...I would like that.

[Wooyoung]
*smiling*
You would?
*grinding down on San*
What would you like me to do, hm? What is in that pretty head of yours?

[San]
*whimpers*
I.. you..

[Wooyoung]
I didn't hear it clearly.. What do you want, Sannie?
*biting down on San's neck slowly*

[San]
I want..you...
*Wooyoung smirks*

[Wooyoung]
Anything for you, my love
*rolls his hips against San's*
Do you feel that? Do you feel how much I want you?
*continues to kiss San's neck*
*San moans*
Just like that. Moan for me, let it all out, let the world hear who you belong to.
*both moans*
What was that?

[San]
I like...it.

[Wooyoung]
That's what I thought my dear. Let me hear your voice again
*moves hand down to San's bulge*
*San moans*

[San]
I.. I want you..Not just your hand

[Wooyoung]
*smiling*
Don't worry we'll get to that very soon
*kisses along San's jawline and neck*

MEANWHILE
[in the practice room]

[Yeosang]
*To Yunho*
How do you do this move? I can't seem to get it right at all

[Yunho]
*steps beside Yeosang*
Try this at first.
*turns around on one feet*
Just spin around on your left leg for a few times and you'll get used to it

[Yeosang]
*turns but fails*
*frustrated groan and expression*
Fuck.. I'm losing my balance again..Geez I'm so bad at turns

[Yunho]
*smiling sweetly*
Come here I'll show you the trick
*motions for Yeosang to step closer*

[Yeosang]
What now?

[Yunho]
*holds Yeosang's waist with both hands*
*Yeosang blushes*
Just lift your right leg
*Yeosang does as he was told*
Then you turn like this
*turns Yeosang around by his hips*
and then just put your left feet on the ground to make the shape. It's not that hard

[Yeosang]
Yeah it's not hard for you Mr. Perfect Dancer. Ugh it's so unfair that you're good at everything.
*wipes sweat from forehead*

[Yunho]
I wouldn't say I'm good at everything. I just learn quickly.

[Yeosang]
Yeah sure. Keep lying...I'm sure you have more hidden talents in you than all of us combined.

[Yunho]
*laughs*
What hidden talents?

[Yeosang]
I don't know. You have a great body to begin with, anything is easy for you, you're sweet but also focused whenever it's needed. You're basically a perfect man.

[Yunho]
So I have a great body?

[Yeosang]
*eyes gets wider*
NO! I mean yes but..ughhh can you just not take it that way?

[Yunho]
*enjoying the show*
In what way am I not supposed to take it?

[Yeosang]
Fuck you Yunho.
*gets more and more frustrated*

[Yunho]
Oh you wish... I don't think you know what you're saying. You're walking on thin ice now Kang Yeosang.

[Yeosang]
*is shocked*
Wha-..What are you talking about? I did nothing, I just said you're truly great at everything.

[Yunho]
*eyes looking more serious*
You were implying things you shouldn't. For example, I have a great body.

[Yeosang]
*groans in frustration*
I was not and now if you excuse me I'll head home. You're just pissing me off at this point.

[Yunho]
*smiling again*
And what if I don't let you?

[Yeosang]
Why would you stop me? It's not like you have the right to do so
*gets a little uncomfortable*

[Yunho]
*smile turns into a confident smirk*
As you said I have some hidden talents.. Maybe it's time for you to discover some of them.

[Yeosang]
*nervous*
Uhm...Yunho it's... it's not like that I swear.

[Yunho]
Not like what? What are you trying to say, Kang?
*steps closer to Yeosang*
Where's the confidence fans are always talking about? Do I make you feel something you're scared of?

[Yeosang]
*clears throat*
I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Yunho]
Oh I'm sure you know. Why don't you just try it? I don't bite.

[Yeosang]
*silent and nervous*

[Yunho]
*leans into Yeosang's neck*
Only if you ask me to.

BACK IN THE ROOM
[a.k.a. San having trouble to exist]

[Wooyoung]
Yes, just like that, ride it!

[San]
*bites back a moan*
Would you..just...shut..up?

[Wooyoung]
*smiles in victory*
Nah I like it this way. *moans when San slides down especially hard* Yeah this is what you get for pissing me off

[San]
*having trouble keeping himself up*
Can we...switch..?

[Wooyoung]
*grabs onto San's waist and turns them around*
Already tired? We're only in the second round.. I thought you had more stamina or was it just a lie?

[San]
Just don't stop...please
*fingers digging into Wooyoung's back*

[Wooyoung]
I did not plan to stop... don't worry I'll make you feel really good
*thrusts in a slow pace*
*San moaning*
You like that? Like it when I go deep?

[San]
*tries to not moan constantly*
Yes...

[Wooyoung]
Let's see how much you can take, Choi.
*grabs San's leg for better angle*
Ugh how are you still so tight?
*moans*

[San]
I need to...now..

[Wooyoung]
*panting*
Go ahead, cum for me again Sannie

[San]
*moans loudly, body trembling as he runs through his orgasm*

[Wooyoung]
Yes Choi let it all out. Let me hear your beautiful moans

[San]
*painful cries mixed with pleasure from overstimulation*

[Wooyoung]
*San grabs his hips to stop him*
I told you, don't test my patience Choi...*thrusts deeper than before* Just a little more my dear..a little
*slowing down to a sensual pace*
*Wooyoung's body tenses up*

[San]
Woo... I can't...

[Wooyoung]
Shut up
*moans as he reached his high*

[San]
*groans as Wooyoung pulls out slowly*
I feel gross....and sticky.

[Wooyoung]
*lay beside San*
That's what I usually feel when you fuck me..now you know how it feels like to be used.

[San]
You never told me you hate it..
*pouts*

[Wooyoung]
*looks up at San*
Cause I don't hate it. I like it only because it's you and not someone else.

[San]
I love you so much
*hugs Wooyoung*

[Wooyoung]
*buries his face in San's chest*
I know. I love you too but don't be such a dickhead all the time. Otherwise I have to put you in place again...

[San]
If it means you top then count me in. I liked it.

[Wooyoung]
No one can resist a Jung Wooyoung, am I right?
*giggling*

[San]
*smiling*
Yeah sure, just don't get all egoistic on me, okay? I'm irresistible too and I have charms as well.

[Wooyoung]
And what is your charming point, little Choi?

[San]
*thinks for a second*
You are my charming point.

A/N: If you have any comments or anything, let me know:) and also, please tell me if you like this script version or not!

Also, some of the stuff (like San trying to decide which side of his face looks better) came from the concert cause he was constantly showing his left side during speech sections. Fun fact. And I'm 100% convinced he would look in the mirror and say 'damn I look good'.