This might be getting a little out of hand...
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SDC employee: *finds Akira lying on Daegal*

Akira: *blushing furiously* This isn't what it looks like!!

SDC employee: Really? Cause it looks like two kids breaking into a top secret research lab about to steal SDC technology.

Akira: Oh, well in that case it's exactly what it looks like.
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*Various teams meet up*

Nathan: Let's keep this brief. We're here as a deterrent, in case any more of RAGYO KIRYUIN's minions show up.

Skyler: Wait, what was that?

Pamela: What? He was just talking about RAGYO KIRYUIN's minions.

Skyler: Can you guys not say Salem? Pamela, say Ragyo Kiryuin.

Pamela: Ragyo Kiryuin.

Skyler: Now say Salem.

Pamela: RAGYO KIRYUIN.

Skyler: Salem's using her Semblance to make everyone hear her name as Ragyo Kiryuin. I'm not affected... so I can say it?

Skyler: HOW DOES SHE HAVE TIME FOR THIS?!

Salem: Because I don't know. I get bored sometimes too. It's a thing to do.

Heinrich: Who... Who are you responding to... Lady Kiryuin?

Salem: Hm? Oh, nobody Heinrich... Nobody at all...
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Sora: Come on now. Get the ball, boy. Get the ball.

Taven: I'm not a dog.

Sora:

Taven: Just to keep the record straight, I'm retrieving the ball only because I'm a decent person.

Sora: Uh-huh, sure.
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Brittany: *flirts with someone*

Nathan: Excuse me, I have to go make a scene.
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Axel: I'm not worried about fighting someone weaker than Beowulf Wilhelm.

Brittany: You just pressed the Beowulf button.

Nathan: *decks Axel in the face* You shouldn't have did that.
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Skyler: Hey guys, do you dare me to make out with Yang?

Dante & Hazel: No.

Skyler: *shaking his head and chuckling* I can't believe you guys are making me do this.

Dante & Hazel: We're not.

Yang: Shut up, let the man speak.
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Rin: *about Axel* Haha, this kid is such a LOSER.

Rin:

Rin: Oh.

Rin: Oh no.

Rin: Oh nO NO NO NONONONO.
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Hannibal: Pamela, I've been trying to tell you this. Your 'bacon allergy' is a lie your mum made up so you'd eat healthy as a kid.

Pamela: No! I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff!

Pamela: Bacon... donuts... Halloween candy... not saying 'thank you'...

Pamela: Oh. My. God.
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"Oh, I survived. Brilliant! I love it when I do that."

~Skyler after the Fall of Haven, probably (let's face it, it's going to happen)
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Nathan: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Skyler: I'm aware of that.

Nathan: But then you and I had some time together.

Skyler: Uh-huh.

Nathan: It did not get better.
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Skyler: Who the- oh no, not you! What are you supposed to be?

Apparition!Beowulf: I am the spirit of despair, the fear of failure.

Apparition!Adam: I am the spirit of distrust, the fear of betrayal.

Apparition!Edward: I am the spirit of BATTLES WITH EDWARD, THE FEAR OF EDWARD!!!
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Dante: Can I respond now?

Skyler: Do it.

Dante: You mess with the bull, you get the horns. I'm about to show this guy just how horny I can be.

Skyler: Somebody else do it.
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SHDW: We're off!

Brittany: Bye! Have fun storming the castle!

Elizabeth: Think they can do it?

Brittany: Oh no, it will take a miracle. Bye!
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Rin: One day, you could be a mother.
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Sapphire: One day? I am a mother.

Rin: Skyler is an eighteen year old you met, like, a month ago, Sapphire.

Sapphire: He is my blood.
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Austin: So... I think it's time to lay down some ground rules about you and Caitlin.

Heinrich: ........What?
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Insane!Borvine: Do you care if I take the skin off the Furby?

Insane!Borvine: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Insane!Borvine: Also, I want to soft hack his circuits.

Pamela: I literally could not care less, but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
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Sora: Borvine, my friend, sic em.
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Calm!Borvine: I apologize in a lol dvance for whatever "he" does.

Ruffian: Who the heck is he- OH OZPIN ALMIGHTY!!
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Skyler: *sees a bee* I respect you.

Bee: *starts flying toward him*

Skyler: *runs away shrieking*
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Dante: *staring at Hazel m*m lmcan someone be so cute and so hot at the same time?

Hazel: *staring right back at him* I know, right?

Skyler: Oh, for God's sake.
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Michelle: Rules are made to be broken.

Tara: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Michelle: Uh, piñatas.

Pamela: Glow sticks.

Sapphire: Karate boards.

Rin: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Michelle: Rules.
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Pamela: Look, Tara, you're obviously upset about Hannibal.

Sapphire: So, we've decided to come over here to help you out.

Tara: I'm not upset.

Pamela: Tara, we found you in the park, throwing rocks at couples.

Tara: WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?!
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Skyler: You are now one day closer to eating your nachos.

Dante: That's so inspiring.

Dante: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos.

Skyler: Then it's nacho lucky day.

Weiss: Dear Lord, it's spreading.
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Sapphire: What do you guys doing?

Pamela: *gestures*

Nefera: *gestures*

Sapphire: What?

Pamela & Nefera: *gesturing wildy*

Sapphire: Use words.

Tara: They can't.

Sapphire: Why not?

Tara: Their arguing kept disturbing me while I tried to work, so I made them a deal. I'll buy food for whoever stays silent the longest.

Sapphire: How long have they been going for?

Tara: About 3 weeks.
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Michelle: So who broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Caitlin: I did, I broke it.

Michelle: No, no you didn't. Pamela?

Pamela: Don't look at me. Look at Nefera.

Nefera: What? I didn't break it.

Pamela: Funny, how did you even know it was broken?

Nefera: Because it's right in front of us and it's broken.

Pamela: Suspicious.

Nefera: No, it's not.

Rin: If it matters, probably not, but Sapphire was the last one to use it.

Sapphire: Liar, I don't even drink that crap.

Rin: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Sapphire: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Rin!

Caitlin: Okay, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it.

Michelle: No! Who broke it!

Nefera: Michelle... Tara's been awfully quiet...

Tara: REALLY?!?!

Everyone but Michelle: *starts arguing*

Michelle: *to the camera* I broke it. It burnt my hand, so I punched it. 10 minutes from now, I predict they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Michelle:

Michelle: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Skyler: *exists*

Sapphire: So blessed. So moved. So grateful. Can't believe this is my life. Never going to take for granted. Always going to give back. Thank you.
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Walker: You know, I don't like it when you make up words.

Dante: Are you still mad at me for saying "snaccident"?

Walker: Yes. Very.
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Insane!Borvine: Anyway, today is the day we reveal to the whole world the existence of the "League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness".

Austin: You want us to be called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?
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Pamela: So that's my plan.

Michelle: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

Pamela: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Michelle: It sucks.

Pamela: ...That's not constructive criticism.
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"I think I've watched enough anime to know how to fight."

~Dante, probably
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Dante: Now, Diana. What do we say if someone asks you out?

Diana: BEGONE THOT!!!

Dante: *tearing up* I'm so proud of you...
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Nefera: Are you decent?

Sora: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants, if that's what you're asking.
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Michelle: Don't forget to lift with your legs, Tara.

Tara: I know how to lift, moron. I've been carrying this team the entire time.
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Taven: Jail's no fun, I'll tell you that.

Tara: *extremely suspicious* You've been?

Taven: Once, in Monopoly.

Tara:
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Skyler: What do we do, Rose?

Rose: I don't know!

Skyler: You're the oldest!!

Rose: Not mentally!!!
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Rose: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.

Skyler: That's what you do?

Rose: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can demolish you.
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Tara: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this.

Insane!Borvine: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely", and after the word "violent", include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire."
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"You can call me ugly. You can call me fat. But don't you ever say my meme game is weak."

~Dante, probably
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Tara: GOD, I HATE YOU, I hate you, with your stupid hair and your horrible, dreamy eyes!

Hannibal: Uh, what?

Michelle: *whispering to Pamela* What's happening?

Pamela: Tara is trying to accept the fact that she's in love.
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Hazel: That's ridiculous, Dante doesn't have a crush on me!

Skyler: Yes he does.

Walker: Yes he does.

Pamela: Yes he does.

Dante: Yes I do.
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Caitlin: *kisses Heinrich's cheek*

Heinrich: Um, what is this?

Caitlin: Affection.

Heinrich: Disgusting.

Heinrich:

Heinrich: Do it again.
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Tara: I don't cry at anything.

Michelle: What about the beginning of "Up"?

Tara: *starts sobbing* Okay, tHAT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!!
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Teacher: What would you say is your greatest weakness?

Michelle: I'm uncooperative.

Teacher: Give me an example.

Michelle: No.
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Austin: Don't ask why, but I need you to punch me in the face.

Caitlin: Punch you?

Austin: Yes, punch me in the face! Didn't you hear me?

Caitlin: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.
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Taven & Sapphire: *at a carnival*

Taven: I'm going to win you a million teddy bears.

Sapphire: Well, I want a billion teddy bears.

Taven: Well, that's a little unrealistic.
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Me: I should stop making these incorrect quotes and actually work on my stories.

Also Me: Man, making these incorrect quotes are so much fun!
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It's still the truth. I better get back to work on ATLA The First Metalbender... Till next time guys!