Incorrect Quotes Part 2
Here's Part 2!
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Irvine: Don't worry, Caitlin. I'm leaving you with my two most trusted guards: Jim and Fredrick.
Caitlin: Oh no, those names are so generic...
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Team STAR: *hanging out and drinking*
Sapphire: *four drinks in* I have this urge to do something stupid.
Taven: I'm stupid. Do me.
STAR:
Taven: *pursing lips* Did I just say that out loud?
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Rin: Wait, you like me?!
Rin: For my personality?!
Axel: I know, I was surprised too.
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Caitlin: Sure is dark in here...
Heinrich:
Caitlin: I'm not scared or anything.
Heinrich:
Caitlin: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days?! Not me! Not Caitlin Allen! No sir!
Heinrich: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Caitlin:
Caitlin: Yes, please.
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"Romance is for the weak-minded."
~Michelle, probably
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Pamela: *running into STAR's room where Sapphire and Taven are sitting on the ground studying*
Pamela: *bursting through the door* You guys are doing it! I know it!
Taven: Wha-
Sapphire: Aw, Taven, you really should've told me. I mean, I would've at least put my book down.
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Sapphire: Borvine, stop! You're going to kill someone!
Insane!Borvine: I never meant to kill. I only meant to maim or seriously injure.
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Sapphire: I know it's not much at this point... but for what it's worth, I did love you.
Taven: Sapphire, it was just a cookie.
Sapphire: It could've been the best cookie I ever had.
Taven: There are at least a dozen other cookies on the plate beside you.
Sapphire: Shhhh... A moment of silence for the dead.
Taven: Oh my god.
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Walker & Dante: *hanging out together*
Walker: *phone rings*
Dante: *leans over and checks it*
Dante: *scoffs* You still call your dad, 'daddy'?
Walker: *looks straight into Dante's eyes and answers the call* Hey, Coco.
Dante: *falls over*
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Skyler: Knock knock.
Yang: Skyler, what are you doing outside my room this time of night?
Skyler: *makes extended eye contact and leaves a banana on her windowsill, then flees into the night*
Yang: *very confused and concerned* What the crap?
Skyler: *the very next night* Knock knock.
Yang: Skyler, you're back! What was up with the banana last night?
Skyler: *says nothing, pulls another banana out of a pocket and leaves it on her windowsill, then flees into the night*
Yang: *whisper yelling* Skyler, what the crap?! I don't need this much potassium?!
Skyler: *the next night* Knock knock.
Yang: *staring him down, arms crossed*
Skyler: *slowly pulls a banana out of a pocket*
Yang: Don't. You. Dare.
Skyler: *places the third banana onto her windowsill, then flees into the night*
Yang: *throwing the banana after him* I swear to God, if this is some kind of weird courting ritual!!
Skyler: *the fourth night* Knock knock.
Yang: What.
Skyler: *smiles and holds out an orange for her*
Yang: *looking at him suspiciously but takes the orange* Why an orange tonight?
Skyler: Orange you glad it isn't a banana?
Yang: *tears in her eyes* I love you.
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Axel: I can list so many reasons why no one wants to date me.
Rin: Well, I have a list of so many reasons I want to date you.
Axel: What?
Rin: What?
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Taven: I'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe fall, I dont want it to be too cold though.
Sapphire: Taven, we aren't even engaged.
Taven: sO THAT'S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT.
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Insane!Borvine: *flirtatious comment*
Tara: I can snap you like a twig.
Tara: *walks away*
Insane!Borvine:
Insane!Borvine: I think I'm in love!
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Teacher: Does anyone know the answer? Ms. Parker?
Michelle: The Fall of Ebonvale.
Teacher: Dear Lord, she's right.
Michelle: It's been my answer for two years, Teach. Sooner or later, it had to pay off.
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"Been a busy couple of days, what with the dodging all the certain death coming at me from every direction."
~Skyler, probably
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Pamela & Michelle: *facing off against Borvine and Sora*
Pamela: Just promise me one thing.
Michelle: I know, I know, don't get involved.
Pamela: Screw that! Promise you'll take no prisoners and kick butt as needed.
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Hazel: Uh... hi, my name is Hazel Tikal-
Rin: TIKAL?!?! Sorry, go on.
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"I'm here to kick butt and take names... and I'm all out of names."
~Dante, probably
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Team STAR: *pulls up drive thru*
Rin: Can I get 3 cheeseburgers, a small coke?
Axel: And a large fry!
Taven: Guys, Sapphire's in labor!
Rin: *turns to look at a screaming Sapphire*
Rin: *turn back to drive thru* Oh, and a kid's meal!
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Lucille: *sees baby Sapphire* She's sucking on a battery!
Artoria: Why do you think she has so much energy?
Lucille:
Artoria: Right. Save her life, then puns.
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Pamela: You and your friend beat Edward and Elizabeth?!
Skyler: Yes! We beat Mr. and Mrs. Broken Game Mechanics!!
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Michelle & Sora: *hitting each other with their pencils*
Teacher: Could you two try to be a little more mature?
Michelle: *abruptly stands up* TAXES!!!
Michelle: *punches Sora in the face*
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Insane!Borvine: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? HOT AS F*CK.
Tara: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? THOU HAST NO CLASS.
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Skyler: Hey, Yang, I'm back because I forgot my mittens-
Patch: *on fire*
Skyler: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Yang: I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER EVER COMING BACK EVER SO I PANICKED.
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Nefera: Alright boys, let's take some pictures.
BNSH: *steals pictures attached the walls*
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Skyler: Hey, Taven? I need some dating advice.
Taven: Just because I'm dating Sapphire doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Tara: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Michelle: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
Skyler: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Caitlin: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years!
Dante: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Nefera: Mental stability, my old friend!
Pamela: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
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Hazel: You fight like my sister!
Michelle: I've fought your sister! That's a compliment!
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H20FLAME: Heinrich and Caitlin? I don't see it.
Me:
H20FLAME: Oh, God, now I see it.
Me:
H20FLAME: Ty, I can't stop seeing it.
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Sorry if it's a bit shorter than the last one. I've been working on my second ATLA book. Till next time guys!
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