Just saying, this idea went from me just making a few of these for the fun of it, to me and H20FLAME making a ton of them because they were the best things in the world. So, I have taken the liberty of copying what we came up and pasting them here, simply because I feel like I should share the joy we got out of this stuff.

The people and teams that I will include are as follows: all canon people and teams, SHDW, EBNE, ABIS, Rose, ASTC, ACID, STAR, BNSH, and PHTM. If you want to know about SHDW, Rose, ASTC, STAR, and PHTM, you're already in the correct book to learn. If you want to know more about EBNE, ABIS, ACID, and BNSH, go check out H20FLAME and his RWBY info book. But without further ado, here's some incorrect quotes!
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Walker: You know what, Dante? You're actually pretty cool.

Dante: The cooliest?

Walker: Don't ruin it.
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Brittany: In 20 years, I can guarantee you that I will be Nathan's second wife.

Nathan: What happened to the first?

Brittany: Nothing you can prove.
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Beowulf: I win!

Artoria: But I have you pinned to the ground.

Beowulf: Exactly.
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"Dear Diary, today in class I was voted 'most likely to die an early death'. I think I'm finally starting to fit in!"

~Austin, probably
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Akira: I don't get paid enough for this.

Isabella: Enough for what?

Akira: *gestures to everything*
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Taven: On the off chance Plan A fails, we go with Plan B.

Sapphire: What's Plan B?

Taven: Run and hope I can come up with a Plan C.
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Nefera: Are you feeling ok, Sora?

Sora: Well, I've got this headache that sort of comes and goes.

Sora: It appears to be back.

Michelle: Hi.
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Rin: Did you hear that? It sounded like... despair.

Axel: It's probably me.

Rin: No, no, not bitterness. Despair.
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"Let's start wearing cloaks and swords again. It's time."

~Sapphire to Artoria, probably
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"It's amazing how fast your mood can change when someone deliberately sets you on fire."

~Insane!Borvine, probably
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Edward: Why won't you die?!

Skyler: Plot armor protects me, sucka!
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Pamela: When I need your advice, I'll give you the special signal.

Nefera: Which is...?

Pamela: Me being sectioned under the freaking Mental Health Act.
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Hazel: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

Dante: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.
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Sora: Why would you want to save Haven?

Sapphire: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!
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Skyler: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Dante: What if it bites me and it dies?

Hazel: That means you're poisonous.

Pamela: What if it bites itself and I die?

Walker: It's voodoo.

Sapphire: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Rin: That's correlation, not causation.

Elizabeth: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Brittany: That's kinky.

Nathan: Oh my god.
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Akira: Is Isabella alright?

Cronos: Let me check. Hey, are you alright?

Isabella: Zzzzzz...

Cronos: Yeah, she's fine.
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Michelle: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Tara: If you say "addictionary", I swear, I will cut you.

Michelle: Actually, I was going to say "high definition", but yours is better.
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Nefera: Is four a lot?

Insane!Borvine: Depends on the context. Berries? No. Murders? Yes.
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Rose: Everyone over 5'5" doesn't deserve happiness.

Skyler: I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you from all the way up here. Do you need a ladder? I can get a ladder.
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"I don't know how to flirt. So I'm just gonna glare at you until you date me."

~Rin to Axel, probably
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Cronos: I outfitted it with surround sound, Wi-Fi hot-spot, 18 TB, and it makes waffles.

Akira: *deadpan* Evil beware, we have waffles.
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Michelle: Sapphire, did you call the doctor and schedule my appointment yet?

Sapphire: Yeah, I did, but Michelle, why do you still wanna go to a pediatrician?

Michelle: 'Cause a regular doctor doesn't give me candy at the end. Duh.

Sapphire: I can't keep doing this, I'm not your mom.

Michelle: Well...

Pamela: You do exhibit rather... motherly behaviour, Sapphire.

Sapphire: I'm not the team mom!

Pamela, Michelle, & Taven: *chanting* Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!

Sapphire: Taven, why are YOU chanting?! You're my boyfriend!

Taven: It is a catchy chant...

Pamela: ...Team mo-

Sapphire: One more chant and no slushies after school!
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"I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person."

~Insane!Borvine, probably
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Sora: Can you tell a joke?

Heinrich: Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

Sora: So can you tell a joke?

Heinrich: *internally screaming*
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Artoria: I'm not gullible.

Severian: ...You're shoelace is untied.

Artoria: ................*looks* Son of a Beowolf!
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Pamela: I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement or criticism.

Michelle: And you came to me?
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Heinrich: I want a remote that will permanently shut people up.

Axel: A gun. The object you're describing is a gun.
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Hazel: What do you say when you answer the phone?

Walker: What up?

Dante: Who dis?

Skyler: No, he's dead, this is his son.
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Nathan: Alright, we're going to need disguises. Any ideas?

Brittany: *raises her hand*

Nathan: Absolutely not.

Brittany: *lowers her hand*
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Michelle: Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice!

Sora: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and... um...

Michelle: No, you go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll give you ten dollars.
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Taven: Geez, it's cold today...

Sapphire: *hands him her cloak*

Axel: *sees this*

Axel: *at Rin* Man, it's cold today...

Rin: Well geez, Axel, I can't control the weather.
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Ironwood: You're not really a hardened type of criminal, are you?

Sapphire: No, I am not any type of criminal.

Ironwood: Then what do you call attacking the leader of Team ABIS?

Sapphire: A hobby.

Ironwood:

Sapphire: ...That I do not engage in...
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Sora: *on phone* You can say that over the phone, Tara, but if I had you here, I'd pound you into a pulp!

Sora: *slams down phone on the receiver*

Sora: *turns around to see Tara*

Tara: Start pounding, Sora.

Sora: *inhuman screaming*
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Terminal: Please enter access code.

Insane!Borvine: S-T-A-B.

Terminal: Access denied.

Insane!Borvine: K-I-L-L.

Terminal: Access denied.

Insane!Borvine: M-U-T-I late, oh darn it, there's not enough spaces... Okay, um... P-A-I-N.

Terminal: Access denied.

Insane!Borvine: Why are these the only words I know?!

*later*

Insane!Borvine: 9-9-9-7!

Terminal: Access denied.

Insane!Borvine: 9-9-9-8!!

Terminal: Access denied.

Insane!Borvine: 9...9...9...9!!!

Terminal: Access granted.

Insane!Borvine: YES!!! I am henceforth known as the ruler of all doors!! Every single door shall bow before me and open at my command! I am the master of unlocking!!!

*door opens to reveal another door*

Terminal: Please enter secondary password.

Insane!Borvine: NOOOO!!!!! Curse you door!!! From this day forth, I swear vengeance!!
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Hazel: Dante just texted me ''I feel like you deserve the moon, but all I can give you is a rock."

Pamela: If you don't marry him or break some bones for him, I will.
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Skyler: Okay everyone, from now on, we will be using codenames. You can adress me as "Eagle One".

Skyler: Blake is "Been there, done that".

Blake: But we never even-

Skyler: Yang is "Currently doing that".

Yang: Aw yis.

Skyler: Hazel is "It happened once in a dream".

Hazel: Wat.

Skyler: Weiss is "If I had to pick an Ice Queen".

Weiss: Hey!

Skyler: Pyrrha is "I would be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it".

Pyrrha: Hey, wait a minute-

Skyler: And Ruby is... "Eagle Two".

Ruby: Oh thank God.
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Skyler: *apologizing* .. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

Yang: What's that supposed to mean?

Skyler: It's remorse code.

Yang: ...I'm still angry, yet proud.
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Dante: Hazel?! Nah, why would I have a crush on- *trips*

Dante: *hundreds of photos of Hazel spill out of pockets*

Dante: W-What, these aren't mine! I'm just...

Dante: *frantically gathering them up, sweating*

Dante: Listen! Listen, I just- Listen, crap!!

Dante: *thousands of pictures of Hazel scatter across the floor*

Dante:

Dante:

Dante: SHUT UP, SKYLER!!!
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"Life is a party and I'm the piñata."

~Caitlin, probably
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Skyler: You got shot. Do you remember anything?

Hazel: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital...

Skyler: That wasn't an ambulance. I drove you.

Hazel: But I heard a siren.

Walker: That was Dante.

Dante: I will not apologize for my blood phobia.
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Axel: Still short, I see.

Rose: Still pretending you're not hopelessly in love with me, I see.
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Heinrich: We're getting off target here. I'm going to intervene.

Caitlin: Not so fast!

Heinrich: Oh, okay, I'll wait.

*a little bit later*

Skyler: *shows up*

Heinrich: The situation has escalated. I'm stepping in.

Skyler: You stay where you are!

Heinrich: Oh, okay.

*a little bit later*

Rose & Sapphire: *show up*

Rose & Sapphire: *beat up Borvine*

Heinrich: That's enough, I'm supporting you, Borvine.

Sapphire: Don't you take a single step!!

Heinrich: Okay... Why though?
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Caitlin: What do you want!?

Heinrich: You, Caitlin Allen.

Caitlin: Well, at least someone does...
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Dante: So, I heard you like bad boys?

Hazel: Not really.

Dante: Oh, thank god.
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"This armor was passed down the Wilhelm family for generations!"

~Beowulf, probably
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Nefera: You wouldn't hit a woman, would you?

Taven: Justice is unisex.
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Tara: *walks into room* Sorry I'm late, I was... doing stuff.

Sora: *enters the room, noticeably disheveled* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FREAKING STAIRS!!!
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Brittany: OMG, she is so cute! Can we keep her?

Nathan: Fine.

Brittany: Yay! *pulls victim into bear hug* I'll teach her all about boys!

Ruby: What is happening?
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Sapphire: I never understood why people care so much about their dumb kids until I got a dumb kid myself.

Sapphire: *holding up Skyler* I've only known Skyler for a month and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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"Tara, I typed your symptoms into my scroll and it says you could have 'network connectivity problems'."

~Michelle, probably
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Hazel: *in a crowd and can't find Dante*

Hazel: Hmm... this calls for drastic measures...

Hazel: *cups her hands over her mouth like a megaphone* HAZEL TIKAL SUCKS!!!

Dante: *from across the room* WhaT THE F*CK DID YOU SAY?!?!

Walker: *from upstairs* I WILL KILL WHOEVER SAID THAT!!!

Skyler: *drops down from the ceiling* YOU COME INTO MY HOME-

Pamela: *kicks open the doors* HAZEL IS A GIFT TO THIS WORLD!!!

Rin: *busts through the crowd* WHO DARES INSULT MY BABY SISTER?!?!

Weiss: *from Atlas* WHO THE CRAP JUST INSULTED HAZEL THAT WASN'T ME?!?!

Hazel: *blushing madly* ...There he is...
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There's more, but I'm just gonna call it here and make a part 2 later. Till next time guys!