Keefe: Sophie was mad at me.

Keefe: So I handed her a Snickers and said, "You're not yourself when you're hungry."

Biana: Keefe, no you didn't.

Keefe: So she grabbed the Snickers, opened the package and smashed it in my H A I R !!!

Keefe:  DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET CHOCOLATE AND CARMEL OUT OF HAIR?!?!

Biana: omg Keefe I'll be right over