*Maturity Warning*

-Innuendos, coarse language and sexual references!

Evie: Hey, everyone! Listen up! That lazy author is nowhere to be seen so I'm commandering this thing!

Kira: Good. Forget that guy, he was holding me back. My fans await!

Evie: fnafdemon wants me to sing Old Town Road while riding Kira around the house for five minutes.

Kira: ...

Twigs: *Laughs loudly* Forget the house, to the Guild!

Kin: Yes!

Kira: Never! *runs away*

Soul: Nope! *Grabs Kira using Vine Whip*

*At the guild*

Evie: Let's do this thing! Kira, bend over.

Kira: ... Why?

Evie: I'm gonna ride you.

Kira (Glaring): I know I'm great, but try not to enjoy this too much.

Twigs: *Laughing his head off*

Soul: What's so funny?

Kin: *Blushing* Nothing! *whispering* ruddy innuendos.

Evie: Let the riding begin!

Kin: Please stop!

Evie: Never! Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more. I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more! *Kicks Kira up and starts riding around the Guild*

Random Metapod: What the fuck

Kin: First innuendos, now this! What is happening!? 

Twigs: *laughs evilly* No author means no censorship!

Evie: Hey, Metapod, use Harden!

Kira: I hate you.

Evie: *singing* I got the horses in the back. Horse tack is attached. Hat is matte black. Got the boots that's black to match. Ridin' on a horse, ha. You can whip your Porsche. I been in the valley. You ain't been up off that porch, now.

Weird Loudred: *Begins playing backing track through its ears*

Evie: *Yep, still singing* Can't nobody tell me nothin'. You can't tell me nothin'. Can't nobody tell me nothin'. You can't tell me nothin'.

Creepy Mr. Mime: *Starts dancing rather... uh... suggestively.*

Kira: *Hangs head and blushes immensely* This is humiliating

Evie: Aw, don't be like that. Come on, giddy up! Upstairs!

Kira: *Groans but struggles upstairs*

Evie: *Singing once again* Ridin' on a tractor. Lean all in my bladder. Cheated on my baby. You can go and ask her. My life is a movie. Bull ridin' and boobies. Cowboy hat from Gucci. Wrangler on my booty.

Soul: What are boobies?

Kin: I don't know and at this point, I'm afraid to ask.

Evie: *Kicks down the Guild Masters door whilst still riding Kira (Mad skills)* Can't nobody tell me nothin'. You can't tell me nothin'. Can't nobody tell me nothin'. You can't tell me nothin.

Gardevoir: You're playing Ask or Dare again aren't you...

Evie: Yep! Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road. I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more. I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road. I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more. I got the-

Kira: Oh thank goodness, the song's over.

Evie: The song's over, but five minutes aren't! We still got time for another round!

Kira: No!

Evie: Come on, lets share this with the city! Kira, outside!

Kira: *groans but does as told and walks outside*

Me: Hey guys, what did I miss?

Kin: Never leave us again.