Me: Oi! Troops, gather up!

Kin: dude, chill we're all right here.

Me: I don't care! We've got a dare to do!

Evie: aren't you going to do a lil intro thing?

Me: Nope, I'm already late on delivering this one.

Evie: Wow, you're lazy.

Me: Excuse you, I've been very busy doing important things!

Kin: Like writing every book but ours.

Evie: Yeah! Team Eve book two!

Me: Uh, we don't talk about that.

Soul: I need screentime!

Me: Uh, Soul... You know this is a book right? Not a television series?

Soul: It's a DIGITAL book! One that is read on a screen! Therefore it's screentime!

Me: ... Fine, whatever, I'll get to it (eventually) but for now JoltyBoio wants you to sing Alone by Alan Walker.

Soul: I finally get to hear Evie sing!

Me: okay, I don't know anything about music so I'm just gonna play the song and you guys sing along.

Twigs: Do I have to?

Me: Ah! Twigs, when did you get here?

Twigs: Been here all along. You know me, Turtwig, Twigs, best background character.

Me: Oh, right... Well, do what you want.

Twigs: Sure.

Me: Alright, here we go... And, start!

Evie (singing beautifully) Lost in your mind I wanna know; am I losing my mind? Never let me go.

Kin: (starts whistling tune)

Soul: (hums melody)

Twigs: (keeps beat by stamping his feet)

Evie: If this night is not forever at least we're together. I know I'm not alone. I'm know I'm not alone. Anywhere, wherever. Apart, but still together, I know I'm not alone. I know I'm not alone.

Me: (pumps the volume)

Evie: I know I'm not alone. I know I'm not alone. Unconscious mind. I'm wide awake. Wanna feel one last time. Take my pain away.

Evie, Kin, Twigs and Soul: If this night is not forever at least we're together. I know I'm not alone. I know I'm not alone. Anywhere, whenever. Apart, but still together-

Kira (swoops in): We need to build a wall! We need to build a wall! We need to build a big beautiful wall!

Everyone: (Stops)

Kira: What? Wrong song?

(Link to 'Wall' Donald Trump parody of Alone - Which I do not own!)