Somewhere in a Atlas prison

"Dan are you mad at me?"

"What gave it away?" Dan spat in anger.

"Well you're eyes sorta turn gray when you're mad, you're voice changes too, but what really gave it away was the fact that you're pointing a shiv at my neck." Dermot finished with a smile.

"Well it's your fault we're in this mess." Dan snapped.

"In my defence you were the one who wanted to go to the Schnee masquerade ball."

"Ok, I wanted to go but your the reason we were found out." Dan shouted in anger.

"How was I supposed to know Winter would take my mask off," Dermot yelled desperately trying to defend himself

"You just had to flirt with her didn't you." Dan snapped.

"I still maintain she was interested in me, she was being very touchy with me, and while you were fighting off guards she kissed me so ha, Winter Schnee is interested in me, I can die happy." Dermot declared proudly.

"Good, I can kill you and have no regrets about it." Dan muttered.

"You're just pissed because Weiss wasn't there," Dermot stated with a smirk.

"T-that's not true," Dan finished with a bright red face.

"I've seen the poetry Dan." Dermot deadpanned.

"I'll kill you," Dan shouted

"Relax, help is on the way, before we were put in her I sent a message to someone that can get us out." Dermot finished with a smile.

"Really, who?" Dan asked while relaxing a little.

"To someone we both know. Here's what I wrote. Dear icy weissy,"

"Oh god,"

"It's your favourite narcissist here, atlas is fun but me and your little boy toy got into a little trouble, long story short we were both on atlas most wanted list for a while and I kissed your sister, fun right? Anyway it would be fun if you bailed us out because prison changes people and I think Dan is gonna stab me with a shiv, yours faithfully Dermot. Ps I warned Dan about dropping the soap in the showers." Dermot finished with a smile.

"I'm gonna kill you if Weiss doesn't." Dan growled.

"Prisoner 626 and 627 you've made bail." A guard announced.

"Ha, told you she would come." You declared.

The steel door opened to reveal both Winter and Weiss Schnee.

"You are in so much trouble Dermot." Weiss spat in anger.

"Me? What about sub-zero over there." You questioned while pointing at Dan.

"He probably went along to protect you," Weiss stated proudly.

"You're just sticking up for your boy toy. So what's my punishment?" You asked in a uncaring tone.

"You will be working as my personal butler for a week." Winter stated.

"So my punishment is to be around you a all week? Sweet?" Dermot stated. "Well come on sub-zero, Elsa, times a wasting."

"I'm gonna kill him." Both Weiss and Dan stated at the same time.

1 week later

Dermot walked into team D's dorm whistling a song and with his head held high.

"How was being a butler for a week?" Dan questioned.

"Supriseing actually. Did you know butlers have to work shirtless? And that we sleep in the same bed as our masters? Oh and we have to help them in the shower?" Dermot stated with a smile.

"Winter made you do all of that?" Dan questioned in shock.

"Yeah, but she didn't kiss me, guess she isn't interested in me after all Dermot finished before heading to the bathroom.

"Fucking idiot." Dan stated.

So that is the first chapter of my new story. It's just a bit of fun considering how dark Rwby has become.