If you've stumbled upon this book, please take a moment to read this before continuing. 

I started writing this book years ago before I knew much about writing or any of the topics mentioned in it. Please note that this is fiction. Do not partake in any of the activities mentioned because they may lead to serious injury. 

If you're curious and want to experiment, please do so in a safe, sensible, and conscientious environment. 

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