Umuwi muna ako sa mansion nang family ko dahil I'm fucking brokenhearted again!

"Oh, Zagreb! Sawakas umuwi kana! It's been three years since the last time you went here!" masayang sabi ni Mommy at agad nya akong niyakap.

"Mom" malungkot na sabi ko and I sniffed para pigilan ang luha ko sa pag patak. "I want my wife to be pregnant withmy child"

"Then why are you sad? You should be happy baby, look at Mommy don't cry baby Zagreb" pag lalambing ni Mommy sa akin at pinunasan nya ang luha ko.

"May mahal syang iba, Mommy! I love her! I love her so much! Handa akong panagutan sya. Hindi ko pa sya nililigawan pero parang talong talo na ako! Mas pinili nya si JC! Mom I really want her back!" Sumbong ko then napaiyak na ako.

Niyakap naman ako ni Mommy at pinatahan. Ayaw kong mawala sa akin si Kitten. Pag nabuntis sya may pag asa pa ako! Pero paano kung ayaw parin nya sa akin at i-claim ni JC na sya na ang magiging daddy nang baby ko? Tapos decision pa ni Kitty ang masusunod.

"Don't cry baby Zagreb. Did your little wife hurt you again? Just give her some time baby. She's still too young anyway" sabi ni Mommy habang yakap ako.

"But Mommy! She keeps on calling me as kuya! I don't want to be her brother!" Niyakap ko si Mommy at mas napaiyak ako.

"Oh, what a naughty child she is. Don't be upset baby, She's just teasing you. She's still your little wife"

"Really?" Tanong ko naman.

"Of course! Cheer up na baby Zagreb. Mommy can't bear to see you like this" pag ku-comfort pa sa akin ni Mommy at nginitian nya ako.

"Then can you go back with me at their house and tell her that she should love me and avoid JC?" Pag mamakaawa ko kay Mommy.

"Zagreb, I can't go there and scold her otherwise her Mom will be Mad if I did that. Hindi ka naman nya ipagpapalit. Nakatira naman kayo sa iisang bahay Zagreb so hindi sya maaagaw nang kahit na sino sayo. And diba gagawa pa kayo nang madaming babies?" Pangungulit sa akin ni Mom kaya natuwa naman ako at tumango sa kanya.

"Yes Mommy, We'll be having Eight babies. Can I have Eight babies with her?" Tanong ko at tumingin ako kay Mommy kaya napatawa naman sya.

"Yes baby! Of course you can make lots of babies with her as much as you want. Just make sure that you will always be happy" pag sang-ayon ni Mommy kaya natuwa agad ako.

"Baby cheer up kana. I'll make some strawberry shake for you. And don't lose hope, Okay? Wag ka ding susuko sa Asawa mo" tumango ako at sinundan ko na si Mommy para mapanuod ko syang gumawa nang strawberry shake.

The thing is, Kitten and I were spoiled beyond belief by our parents.