Having way too much fun writing headcanons

▪️Krampus is the equivalent of LTG (Low Tier God)

▪️Will  defo give you any death threats and get away with it if you piss him off enough

▪️Selfish and an Arrogant little cun-

▪️Trolls every other titan

"Hey,  Umbra do you want to know something?"


"Yeah, sure go on Krampus."

"me You know who's the amazing person in the world? read the  first word❤️"

"You son of a-"

▪️He is considered as an elder titan, therefore everyone else  has to respect him even if they don't want to

▪️He is also a snow, ice, winter or whatever titan, like Frost Spirit.

▪️His staff can call in snow from the air, and make everything around him snowy.

▪️He has been trolled once by the Umbra, and he will never forgive her for it

"Hey, Krampus do you want to hear a funny joke?"

"Yeah, sure go on"

*Umbra pulls out an Image Frame of Village of Despair*

*Krampus looking confused back on fourth on Umbra and the Image* "I  don't get it?"

"Exactly, YOU Didn't get Village of Despair!"

*Krampus starts breathing heavily*

50 Minutes later at the Titan Meeting

*Titans looking in shock, while Krampus has his tablets out with the image results when you first search up TDS UMBR-*

Fallen king: I think I'm about to be sick..

Void Reaver: Krampus, how on earth did you manage to deepfake this?

Krampus: I didn't, this is actual footages from  Umbra's CCTV.

Titans gasp in shock

Umbra: "FALSE! THIS IS ALL LIES! ITS ALL LIES!"

Oh yeah? Prove it.

....

You know  what, Krampus? I'll deepfake you doing s*xual activities with you and you know who!

Who?

F R O ST B L A S T E R 

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

▪️The beef between Frost Blaster and Krampus  can't  be matched

▪️Kinda suspicious, on how Krampus knows  about those uhh images of Umbra on google, does he have something to do with it?

▪️Recently, a Tower Outpost was exploded, and Krampus for sure had something to do with it.

▪️By the way, after that "Meeting" Umbra and Krampus had a long ass duel to decide who is better then the other

▪️Krampus is very skilled with the rapler as his main weapon, though he never uses it against the towers or show it off because he thinks its weird

▪️Penumbras got his revenge on Krampus by trolling him back for the Umbra, He chased him down 5 different planets, don't remember what he exactly did though

-Krampus after that paid Void Caster to give Penumbras horrible nightmares in his sleep, and she promised him not to snitch as well.

Here are some 100% motivational  quotes by none other then Krampus!

That's the end of the list!

▪️If you ever got into a battle with Krampus, on who can give more death threats, Krampus would literally end your life.

▪️Was playing a PVP game once and was dominating some other guy, he didn't even notice it was Gravedigger aswell

"PLZ LET ME SURVIVE FOR 5SECOND U KEEP SPAWN CAMPING ME"

"lmao nah kid get good"

"########### IM TELLING DAD!"

▪️Favorite food is an Ice Cream cone with all  the three favours, though he never get to eat it peacefully because of all the other Titans interrupting him.