'Well, I have sent (Y/N) to her favorite restaurant in Los Angeles where Taylor Swift , her girlfriend and one of my greatest friends is waiting for her. But their date's gonna be different this time because we set up hidden cameras. (Y/N) is wearing an ear piece and she has to say and do whatever I tell her to do.' The crowd went crazy as Ellen explained all the rules to them.

You couldn't believe that you finally got the chance to do this on Ellen DeGeneres' show. You loved to watch these kind of videos when you were younger, they always brought joy into your life even on the darkest days, so you were beyond excited.

'(Y/N), can you hear me?' Ellen asked while you were standing in front of the restaurant, pretending you're on the phone with someone (just in case Taylor would recognize you from inside).

'Yeah, I can hear you.'

'Alright, Taylor's at the restaurant, go inside, don't say anything, just throw your bag in front of her.' and you did exactly what she told you. You walked to Taylor's table, once she saw you, her face lit up. You sighed coldly and just like Ellen ordered, you threw your bag next to Taylor.

'Well hello to you, too' she said and kissed your cheek even tho you were an asshole with her.

'Wipe it off, wipe it off!' you've felt so bad for doing it but there was no turning back. You could see how hurt Taylor was after your little movement. You've never done something like this before, you usually eager for her kisses and her touch. Your girlfriend had no idea what was going on.

'Are you okay, (Y/N)? Did I do something wrong? Did I hurt you with something? You're acting weird.'

'You know Taylor, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you fool me once, you're not going to fool me again.' you tried your best not to laugh, but couldn't keep it together. Being an actress was a good thing, especially in situations like that. You knew exactly what to do. You acted like it was sniffling not laughing and somehow it worked. You could tell Taylor started to be nervous and anxious.

'Fool me once, shame on you,' you wanted to continue but you completely forgot what Ellen told you. So you had to come up with something. 'fool me twice, shame on you for fooling me and shame on you.' Ellen started to laugh and you tried to hold back yours as well.

'I'm so confused. It doesn't make sense at all, honey.'

'Can we just not start that again? I know, you're smarter than everyone else in this world but I'm thirsty.'

You told Taylor everything you heard through your ear piece. She looked hurt but didn't say a thing just waved to a waitress. After that, she just stared down at her feet.

'Hey there, I'm Jess and I'll be your waitress today. What can I get for you two?' she asked politely.

'I'll have an orange juice, please'

'Yes, and what size?'

'Well, what size do you have?'

She smiled at you and answered "your"question. 'We have a small, medium and large.'

'Just ask her if they have an extra large or an extra small then ask for a large one in a small cup.' You could hear Ellen and the audience laughing at you.

'Do you guys have an extra large or an extra small? Okay, never mind , I'll just have a large but in a small cup.' Taylor looked at you more confused than she was before.

'So would you like two small cups or just a regular large cup?' Jess asked almost as confused as Taylor.

'One small cup but a large. I'm sorry, I've never been here before'

'What do you mean you've never been here before? We come here almost every Friday.' Taylor stared at you with wide eyes.

'Wait really? I didn't know this is THAT restaurant.'

Taylor started to blink fast and you could tell she was ready to start a fight right there and then. The waitress probably felt the tension between you two, so before you could say something, she turned to your girlfriend. 'And what can I get for you?'

'Something strong' was all she said. You laughed a little under your breath, trying to hide it from Taylor.

'Okay (Y/N), flirt with Jess before she leaves. Tell her that she has really pretty eyes or something'

'You really want me to break up with Taylor' you laughed not caring about anything. 'I'm sorry Ellen but I'm not doing that.'

'Ellen? Ellen DeGeneres?' and that's when Taylor put the picture together. 'Please don't tell me you're the next on 'Ellen in XY's ear.'

You shrugged your shoulders and stood up to hug Taylor. 'I'm so sorry for everything I said to you in the last 15 minutes. And sorry for wiping your kiss off.'

'You're so dead, (Y/N). So is Ellen. And for your information, wiping my kiss off was the worst part.' she pouted.

'Let me make it up to you' you simply said and pulled her in a loving kiss.

'Heyo, we're in public! Plus, Ellen and like a 100 people are still on your ear' she laughed. 'Speaking of Ellen, hey there boo, long time no see, huh?!'

'Tell her I'm sorry too and I'll call her later!'

'She said she will call you later.' you laughed. Taylor playfully rolled here eyes and nodded slowly.

You two talked and laughed a lot while having an amazing dinner together. You could tell Taylor was already planning something for you and Ellen for revenge but to tell the truth, you were curious to see what she will come up with.

(A/N: I'm taking requests, loves, so feel free to message me or leave a comment here ‹3)