AU where Izuku has a quirk but its Kenny's inability to stay dead and die every single day

Uraraka: GASP You killed Deku!

Todoroki: You bastard!

the next day

Izuku, rising from slumber: Welp.... Time to die again..

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Shigaraki: What are you!? Immortal!?

Izuku: I like to think of myself as immortally depressed.

This was really dumb okay bye