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*At a baseball game and the Kiss cam lands on them for the 10th time*

Grian: OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE- *grabs Taurtis' collar and kissed him*

Taurtis: *blushing like a mad man and speaking random Japanese words*

Yuki: *paying the Kiss Cam guy $100* Thank you, my kind sir~

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Grian: Why do you have scratches all over your back?!

Taurtis: *Remembering that he thought it was a good idea to see if Maui would give him a back massage*

Taurtis: I'm having an affair-

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Taurtis: Briiiiiiiing meeeeeee chiiiiiiiiiiiips! I hungeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Grian: if you ask nicely maybe I will consider it!

Taurtis: Oh talented and beautiful Grian, may you please bring me the crispy snacking choice so that I may consume them while gazing at your beauty?

Grian handing him Toritos: Thats better

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*they trying to cuddle and Sam won't leave*

Grian: Just leave! We're trying to snuggle Sam-

Taurtis: Ok ok go away, go away! I don't want a story anymore!

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Taurtis: I HATE YOU! YOU'RE NEVER THERE FOR ME! WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I GOT 3 SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUCRAB?!

Grian: *mumbles something* 

Taurtis: What?

Grian: Making 3 accounts...

Taurtis: *is touched and crying*

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Grian: what do you normally do when I'm gone

Taurtis: *tearing up* Wait for you to get back!

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*Grian crying because Sam broke his sandcastle after stealing it*

Grian: IM TAKING A NAP!

Taurtis: you're taking a nap?

Grian: *lying down in the middle of the sand* IM TAKING A NAP RIGHT HERE!

Taurtis: *cheerfully* Ok, Goodnight!

Grian: *still sobbing* Goodnight!

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Taurtis: I'm gonna be so wild tonight!

Grian: Really~ ;)

Taurtis: Yep! I'm gonna drink a Pepsi at 1 am instead of 12 am! >:3

Grian: I thought you meant something else, and now I don't know how to respond...

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Taurtis: I find Grian adorable, tiny, and so easy to pick up and hug! ^w^

Grian: *squirming in his grasp and kicking his feet above the air* DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME OR MY SHORTNESS! ITS A CURSE!

Taurtis: *swaying him back and forth* awwwwwwwwww! Too cute! 

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Grian: wanna hear a joke?

Taurtis: sure

Grian: My life!

Taurtis: Don't say that!

Grian: wow. You are so sweet

Taurtis: no because jokes are funny

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Taurtis: This is for all my subscribers who believed in me!

Grian: What about me? I'm a subscriber and I believe!

Taurtis: than sabotage yourself!

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Grian: why are you running?

Taurtis:  *yeets Grian on his shoulder* WE NEED TO LEAVE! I MESSED UP BAD

*Taurtis ate rabbit stew in front of Sam*

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Grian: I will fight you, Watchers! Come down here and fight me!

Taurtis: Stop causing fights! You're too small for them anyway!

Grian: My height doesn't affect my ability to snap somebody's neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!

Taurtis: You can't even reach my neck -3-

Grian: Do you really want to test me? Because I can see my step stool just a foot away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!

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Taurtis: I want you to hold my hand whenever I'm scared.

Grian: ok

Taurtis *Grabs his hand*

Grian: wha- why are you scared?

Taurtis: Because I'm scared that if I let your hand go, you will dissapear

Grian: *forgets how to breathe and think*

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Taurtis: you can be apart of the club, but you have to go through the initiation

Grian: What is the initiation?

Taurtis: Its pretty hardcore

Grian: Do I have to tickle you or something.

Taurtis: You have to mud wrestle me- naked!

Salex: WHAT?! no!

Grian: Don't threaten me with a good time.

Taurtis: we would both be winners in this game

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Taurtis: and how is the most handsome kid in school doing today

Grian: *slightly looking up from his book, casually*  I don't know, how are you?

Taurtis: W H E E Z E!     I M  F I N E!

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*Grian wakes up to see Taurtis sleeping right next to him*

Grian: *Thinking* I'm so lucky to wake up next to him

*Taurtis rolls in his sleep and smacks Grian in the face with his arm*

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Yuki: Psst why is Taurtis crying

Dom: He just found out that Grian is engaged

Yuki: aren't they engaged to each other

Dom: Taurtis is very drunk

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Grian: Get off I was sitting there!

Taurtis: Nah

Grian: Fine! *sits on his lap*

Taurtis: *blushing madly and being a nervous train wreck*

Grian: this is fine.

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Taurtis: are you...blushing?!

Grian: No!

Taurtis: Did I get the hardcore, badass, Grian to blush?

Grian: No! It's cold!

Taurtis: Yeah, Its the cold and not that I told you "your face is cute and  I want to kiss your face as well as the rest of you" ?

Grian: *voice cracks* N-NO!

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Sam: I'll see you in the morning *giggles* I'll let you do whatever it is you guys-

Taurtis: Hey, don't you worry about what we do!

Grian: we're going to be all nice and toasty~

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Taurtis: Rough day...?

Grian: yeah...

Taurtis: want a rough night ;)

Grian: NANI?!

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Grian: *crying* I know what he said! he called me an idiot

Sam: no he didn't

Grian: I know what Baka means!

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Grian: I wish I was pretty, I wish I was smart, I wish I was good at things, I wish I was better, I wish I wasn't crippled with anxiety. 

Taurtis: *Grabs Grians shoulders* I wish you could see how perfect you are!

(I wish I had someone like Taurtis in this quote)

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Sam: Appreciate the little things!

*Taurtis hugs Grian*

Grian: IM NOT THAT SHORT!

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*At a restaurant* 

Grian: So what do you want to eat?

Taurtis: you

Grian: What?!

Taurtis: uhh... FONDUE

Grian: try again, we're at chipotle.

~

Sam: WE NEED THE BLOOD OF A VIRGIN! GRIA-

Grian: I'm going to stop you right there.

...

Sam: Was it Taurtis?

Taurtis: *winks*

~

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Ok, Imma let you guys on a little secret... 5 of these are actual quotes that they have said... try to find the ones that are real ;)