" Alright! This should be it!" Taurtis exclaimed as he looked up at the giant house. He had planned to go surprise visit Grian and go to build battle together. He had opened the door only to be greeted by a certain bronze cat meowing at him in a friendly manner.

"Hey there Maui, where's your Dad?" Taurtis said after he picked up the cat and scratched around his ears. Taurtis put him down and Maui stretched before he leads him upstairs to a room with a familiar builder on a bed and a robot leaning on a chair in the way of a wooden closet and typing away on a laptop. 

"Heya, RG," Taurtis saluted the robot in the chair. His only response was a quick wave from Robot Grian and not even looking away from his screen. Taurtis looked up to see his friend coughing and having a pillow cover his face.

"T-Taurts?" Grian removed the pillow to look up and see Taurtis standing there.

"Oh, I was gonna ask if you wanted to go and play some build battle, but you seem busy" Taurtis scratched his arm.

" If by 'busy' you mean 'trying not to lose my vocal cords' then yes I am. Why can't you take Robot Grian" Grian got up from his bed and coughed into his tissue.

"No offense, but I wanna build with something alive" Taurtis whined.

"I may not be human, but I can hear an idiot pretty well," The two turned their heads to see the sassy robot look up from his screen with annoyance in his flashing red eyes.

"I thought he cant insult you?" Taurtis looked at him causing Grian to roll his eyes.

 Then all of a sudden he heard muffled cackling behind him. Robot Grian slammed his metal elbow at the closet door and splintered the wood. 

"NPC? You in there?" Taurtis lit up to hear the other robot in the room

"TAURTIS!" The closeted robot lit up to hear Taurtis, his best friend. Sure he was creepy...scratch that, terrifying, but Taurtis saw that he was trying to be his friend anyway and thought it was sweet.

"Don't open the closet, he is grounded for forcing me to build rustic houses again!" Grian shot a glare at the closet while he was petting Pearl on the bed.

"YOU WOULDN'T FOLLOW MY TUTORIALS, GRIAN"

"Those were MY tutorials, I taught YOU everything YOU know!"

"I'm surrounded by idiots"

Taurtis just blanked out and looked down at Maui in confusion while Pearl hissed at the closet. They were all arguing until Grian got into a coughing fit. Taurtis ran over to pat his back and look at the others in a "Cut it out!" expression on his face at the other two. His expression changed as he hoisted Grian onto his back and grabbed his legs to give him a piggyback ride. Grian coughed something in the lines of "what are you doing?!" but it wasn't completely heard.

"We are going outside to nature to try and find a cure!" Taurtis the knight exclaimed. Robot Grian looked up again and a red light was flashed around Grian from his metal eyes before he looked back down at his laptop.

"Influenza. You can try Allium Sativum but it may leave a bad taste in your human mouth so I would recommend Salvia officinalis or Rosmarinus Officinalis," Robot Grian continued to type while Grian and Taurtis just raised an eyebrow on what he just said. The robot saw this and sighed in annoyance.

"You have the flu so Sage and rosemary will help and won't make you stinky rather than garlic" Robot Grian spoke in a dumb voice while hearing an "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh" from the two humans. He rolled his red eyes while NPC burst out in laughter behind him.

"We are on an adventure! R.G., make sure this house is safe." Taurtis announced as a Nobel stead and ran.

"And don't let him out of the closet, and NO trying to take over the world until I feel better!" Grian yelled as he was holding on tight to Taurtis while Taurtis ran like a horse.

"DON'T...call...me...R.G..." Robot Grian announced before realizing that they didn't hear him.

~

"Flowers...flowers...flowers...you see anything" Taurtis looked back at him and only got a sneezing fit behind him.

"This...ACHU...was...ACHU...a horrible... Achu...Idea!" Grian punctuated every word with a sneeze as the pollen blinded his eyesight with tears and stuffed up his nose.

"Yeah, it was...," Taurtis admitted before running off with him on his back.

 ~

 "We don't have any acupuncture needles, but you look...relaxed?" Taurtis looked down as Grian was laying tensely next to the ocean with angry pufferfishes poking his entire body. 

"I...an't...eel...anetin...fro...te...nec...dow" Grian struggled to speak before Taurtis removed a pufferfish. He forgot that they're poisonous. He gently eased his head near the ocean and pufferfish can also inflict nausea you know. Breakfast had been gone...

~

"Taurtis...this is your weirdest attempt yet" Grian just sat in the middle of a campfire while Taurtis ran around chanting "oompah Loompa" with face paint on and a giant stick while he violently shakes it around. Then a chicken walks around and Grian gets an Idea.

"Hey Taurtis...? Can I borrow that stick...?" Grian asked mischievously. He had gotten the stick and sneaked right behind the chicken.

"What are you doing?" Taurtis wiped the face paint off and glared after he figured out what he was going to do.

"You're scaring the soup," Grian whispered as he lifted the stick only for Taurtis to grab his waist and pick him up. 

"That chicken did nothing to you!" Taurtis yelled.

"I need chicken noodle soup! I'm sick and this helps!" Grian yelled back as he swung the stick around like an ax murderer, but an ocelot popped out of the trees and ran after the chicken. The ocelot had chased the poor chicken into the campfire, and a cooked chicken popped out.

"..."

"..."

"let the record show, I didn't push it into the fire"

~

The two had walked home with many bowls of chicken soup and opened the door only to see the house in shambles. Papers were thrown, furniture was torn, and Maui and Pearl holding on to their tower tightly. Grian growled but realized his voice wasn't well. 

"Taurtis could you be a dear~?"

"Sure, NPC GRIAN! ROBOT GRIAN! GET DOWN HERE!" Taurtis yelled which wasn't normal for him but he had to help. He looked up only for him to see NPC Grian float down the stairs with Robot Grian's laptop and Robot Grian tackling him to the floor.

"Give me my laptop you freak!" 

"WHY, SO YOU CAN MAKE OUT WITH IT~? 

"What's going on here?!" Grian tried his best to seem strict and not cough but that failed. NPC Grian opened his mouth to speak, only for Robot Grian to cover his mouth. He had ripped his hand from his mouth and screeched. 

"ROBOT GRIAN WAS WRITING A LETTER TO GRIAN'S MICROWAVE TO TAKE HIM BACK!" 

The room went silent as Grian went into a laughing fit. Taurtis joined in and Robot Grian grimaced. 

"Ok, but seriously buddy. It's ok," Taurtis walked over to Robot Grian and patted him on the back. 

"She wasn't good for you anyways" Grian joined in and tried not to giggle. 

"I loved her...if I had tears I would cry" Robot Grian got off of NPC and let his head rest low.

"The only way I will feel better is if I can plan..." Robot Grian looked away slyly.

"For?" Taurtis asked.

"We talked about this, when I get better then I will battle you for world domination. If you cheat, I'll put you on 'Butler Mode' for a week," Grian sternly said as Taurtis was extremely confused.

"...I'll be good," Robot Grian just looked down. Taurtis had a face of concern the entire time they spoke and Grian noticed.

"Ok long story short, Robot Grian and I made a bet that if I could defeat one of his 'master plans' he has to work for me, which I did. His job now is to help me around but mostly keep NPC in check" Grian explained while Robot Grian was shoving NPC back into the closet.

"One day he's gonna snap...I knows it" Taurtis shook his head and laughed while he took a bowl of the soup then ended up going into a coughing fit.

"Taurtis...no!" Grian realized what this meant. Taurtis is sick as well. 

"You know what that means?" Taurtis tried to keep his positivity up.

"Pain for the next week?" Grian coughed as he ate his soup.

"Nope, SICKNESS SLEEPOVER WITH ROBOTS!" Taurtis announced while he ran to the couch.

~

Taurtis, Grian, Maui, and Pearl sat on the couch while Robot Grian sat on the floor with his laptop and NPC wearing a child harness, tied to a wooden pole. Maui was laying on Taurtis' lap while Pearl laid next to Grian. Grian was channel surfing with his cheek resting on his arm. He had found a monster movie and decided to put that on to scare Taurtis. Taurtis hogged all the blankets so he could hide from the screen.

"Come on that's not what organs look like, and I'm the robot!"

"SHUT UUUUP!"

Yep, this is a pretty normal family alright!

~

IM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE! Personal issues kept me from writing and I was going to finish this yesterday but my laptop cracked and I had to deal with my paranoia (it's fine...I think)

The request was by L0rdFanficti0n Sorry if this wasn't what you wanted. ;-;

Thank you all for your patience with this and I'm sorry about the delay.