Continue from last....(after a very long time:):

Shiva opened the door.

Shiva - kahan hai?? Kahan hai?? Hmmm... yeh...?
Shaadi ki album??

Flashback:-

Suman - aur yeh tere papa aur mera pehli....(pause ,then continue) aur akhiri baar jab sath mein filim dekhne gaye the tab ka hai.....(sadly)

Shiva - maa....tuu udaas mat ho ...tuu iss album mein ab bhi photo dala kar nah...papa toh nahi hai humare beech lekin...tuu toh saari yaadon ko iss album mein samet ke rakha kar! Pata jahan bhi honge tujhe dekh kar khush ho jaayenge....

Raavi - haaan maaa....shiva bilkul sahi keh raha hai. Dekhiye nah ismein abhi bhi bahut jagah hai kuch pictures abhi bhi aa sakti hai....

Suman - aree mujhe ab mann nahi karta! Khair...tumlog baat karo main aati hoon mujhe abhi yaad aaya aaj mohalle ki auraton ne kitty party rakhi hai.

Suman leaves.

Shiva - waise... chipkali...

Raavi - hmmm ..boliye kya farmaaish hai aapki? Shaam ka time hai kya khana hai aapko ...?

Shiva - tu toh mujhe ek dinn kumbhkaran hi ghoshit kardegi...khair chhod! Main kya keh raha tha...."

Raavi - dekh shiva...abbi mujhe bahut kaam hai, tujhe joh bhi karna hai raat ko karna....

Shiva - cheeee.....kaisi hai tuu chipkali? Yahan main tere sath yeh discuss kar raha hoon ki humlog bhi humari ek aisi album taiyaar karte hai...jismein hum jab mile tab ki....jab shaadi huyi tab ki....jab...izhaar hua tab ki...."""

Raavi - missssing!!! Izhaaar se pehle "dishuuu" aayi thi... yeh aap bhool gaye....

Shiva - aree yaar chipkali mazak mat kar!!!

Raavi - achha theek hai sorry...sorry chal bol .

Shiva - toh hum apni puri journey ek album mein samet ke rakhenge....fir jab humare bacche honge...unke bacche honge...unke bacche honge...unke bacche honge.... fir unke bhi bacche honge....fir unke bhi bacche honge....fir-"""

Raavi - shhhhhhhhh!!! Bas samjh gayi (shyly)

Shiva - budhdhi bahut tez hai tumhari!!!

Raavi - sangati ka asar hai....

Shiva - chalo mana toh sahi ki tuu pehle gadhi thi!

Raavi - shiva!!! Jaa rahi hoon main....fir karlena kisi UPSE topper se shaadi.

Shiva - woh toh theek hai, fir tuu kya karegi? Achha haan tu toh gaana gayegi meri shaadi mein"tukara ke mera pyaar...mera inteqaam dekhega!!!!' hahahahaha.

Raavi - nice joke ! But mujhe hansi nahi aayi ..Jaa jaake krish ko suna....

Shiva - hahahah....lekin kitni khubsurat aur pyaari journey thi nah humari raavi? Ladai,jhagde,pyaar,fikar,nok jhok....aur bhi bahut kuch!

Raavi - thi matlab kya? Hai!!! Abhi toh humari zindagi ki Sabse khubsurat journey shuru bhi nahi hui hai shiva....humara ansh nahi hua hai....

Shiva - hawasi kahin ki....har waqt yahin sujhta hai tujhe toh.... bedroom ke bahar bhi duniya hoti hai madam!!!

Raavi - shiva!!!! Kyu irritate kar raha hai.

Shiva - achha theek hai! Nahi bolta kuch...lekin baat toh sach hai..hum joh diary aaj banayenge wahin diary humare bacche dekh kar bade honge....unke chehre par joh noor aayega nah raavi woh main abhi hi dekh sakta hoon.

Flashback Over:-

Shiva - yeh dairy???? Yeh kisne nikaali???

" Mumma kya aapko aisa lagta hai ki aapko mujhe kuch batane ki zarurat hai?".

Shiva - hey somnath!!! Kahin raashi ne????

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In evening:-

Suman - aree kya hai yeh sab???? Abhi tak tumlog ka taamjhaam khatam nahi huaaa????

Krish - aree maa bas hogya....ek.... haaaan!!! Done!!!

Suman - haan Jaaa jaake redi hoke aaa....

Krish - Aaaayaaa maa.

Saachi - kaisi lag rahi hoon main???

Suman - aree wahhh ...ekdumm pari lag rahi hai pari....aur..raasi kahan hai??? Tumdono ke liye toh same dress laayi thi nah? Dhara??

Saachi - pata nahi dad-" chikoo ki dadi....

Suman - ehh...idhar Aaa tuu bhi mujhe apni dadi bol sakti hai....(in mind) teri bhi dadi hoon main chhutki!!!

Saachi - main...main pretty lady bulaau toh chalega?? (In mind) mujhe pata hai but main aapko apni dadi tab tak nahi bolungi...jab tak aaplogon ko raavi maasi aur mumma maaf nahi kardete....

Suman - beautiful lady....? Haan waise young toh main abhi bhi dikhti hi hoon...sor..sor..Y not!!!

Saachi gigles .

In dishita's Room:-

rishita - kaun hai woh?? Jisne mujhe mudkar nahi dekha????

Dev - koi gadha hi hoga jisne nahi dekha hoga...kyuki maine toh dekha!!!

Rishita - tu..tum aise kaise bina knock karein andar aaa sakte ho dev??? Manners pandya store mein bech ke aa gaye ho kya????

Dev - haan woh exchange offer chal rahi thi nah...toh maine manners bech kar naughtiness khareed li....

Rishita - kuch bhi....niklo yahan se....

Dev - ohh hello...kapde lene aaya hoon...aur kapde leke hi jaaunga!!!

Rishita - aur main bhi dekhti hoon tum kapde mere room se leke kaise jaate ho....

On one side, Rishita, other side, Dev, looking at the scene, it seems as if someone is playing Kabaddi .

Dev - kabbadi!!! Kabbadi!!! Kabbadi!!!

Rishita trying to stop him from coming inside.

Dev - kabbadi!!! Kabbadi!!! Kabbadi!!!

Rishita - tum kya bahar se hi kabbadi kabbadi karte rahoge??? Himmat hai toh andar aake dikhaaao....

Dev - himmat toh bahut hai par tumhari woh rishita 2.O ne dekh liya toh mujhe kaccha chaba jaayegi ...issliye dekh raha hoon kahin woh aas paas toh nahi.

Rishita - meri beti ka naam leke tum yeh proof nahi doge dev ki tum himmat waale ho....himmat hai toh andar aaa ke dikhaaao....

Saachi - aap kya kar rahe ho meri mumma ke room ke bahar???

Dev - lo ..aaa gayi(slowly) woh..woh tumhari mumma mujhe challenge kar rahi hai...andar aake dikhaane ke liye bol rahi hai...

Saachi - aur kya dikhaaoge aap andar jaake???

Both looked at saachi shockingly.

Saachi - leave it!!! Aapko joh bhi dikhana hai yahin se dikhaao main aapko andar jaane nahi dungi....

Dev (in mind) - ek andar bula rahi hai...ek andar jaane nahi de rahi hoon. Hey somnath kya karoon???

Rishita - himmat hai toh andar aaaao dev!!!!

Saachi - agar aap andar gaye toh soch lena!!!!

Rishita - himmat hai toh andar aaaao dev!!!!

Saachi - agar aap andar gaye toh soch lena!!!!

Rishita - himmat hai toh andar aaaao dev!!!!

Saachi - agar aap andar gaye toh soch lena!!!!

Dev - bas!!!!!!!!!!!! Mujhe khelna hi nahi hai yaaar!!! Jaa raha hoon main.
Dev turns to leave but stops...

Saachi - suno!!!

Dev - ab kya hai???

Saachi - "puri party mein aap dhoti mein jaaoge?????".

And guess what? Dev has been standing there wearing a dhoti for so long, and he and Rishita don't even realize it .

(Aur...aur...rishita ne dekha aise..dev paani paani hogya....:)

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In shiVi's Room:-

Raavi - ahmmm...yeh pehnu? Nahi ...yeh pehnu?? Nahi....kya pehnu main?

Shiva - main help karoon?

Raavi - shiva!!!!! Yeh kya tarika hai??? Tuu aise kaise andar aaa sakta hai???

Shiva - kaise aaa sakta hai matlab??? Darwaaze se....

Raavi - gadheda!!!! Main change karne waali thi...

Shiva - haan toh? Problem kya hai?

Raavi - problem kya hai??? Seriously problem kya hai???

Shiva - ehh tuu toh aise bol rahi hai nah jaise pehle kabhi mere saamne change nahi kiya ho tune....

Raavi - shhhhhhh!! Shiva itna chillake kyu bol raha hai??? Bacche sunenge toh kya sochenge????

Shiva - yahin ....ki...hum...dono....ekdusre se kitna pyaar karte hai....(mimicry+ singing)

Raavi - tu...tu...nikal yahan se....chaar saal mein ek dum...bold ho gaya hai.

Shiva - aree haan bold se yaad hai...rukk tujhe main kuch dikhaata hoon....

Shiva unbuttons his shirt and Krish enters the room.

Krish - raavi bhabhi woh....

Trio is shocked!!!!

Krish - shivaa kya kar raha hai yeh sab darwaaza khol ke dikhaayega kya bhabhi ko?? Chhote bacche hai ghar pe...thoda toh control kiya kar!

Raavi - krishhh!!! Ek thappad doon tujhe??? Yeh mujhe kuch nahi dikha Raha tha!

Shiva - nahi aisa nahi hai...agar tuu dekhna chahti hai toh dikha deta hoon rukkk.....

Krish - ari mori maiyaaaaaaaa....yo sab kya dekh liya maine....main Jaaa raha hoon.

Krish leaves the room but dev stops

Dev - eh krish kahan bhaag raha tha?

Krish - aree dev woh shiva raavi bhabhi ko kuch dikha raha tha galti se main andar chala gaya tha....

Dev - achha? Aisa kya dikha Raha tha? Chal dekhte hai....

Krish - aree dev ..tu samjh kyu nahi raha? Woh...woh...dikha raha tha....woh

Dev - woh..? ..achha woh????...ohhh ....saala shiva!!!! Yahan meri aur rishita ki ladai nahi suljh rahi ....aur yeh mauke par chauka maar raha hai.

Shivi overhead all the conversation.

Raavi - shiva!!!! Tuu..tu...nikallll yahan se....

Raavi pushes Shiva out of the room

Shiva - aree chipkali...rukkk..rukk...toh sahi....aree woh black waali dress acchi lag rahi thi...wagin pehnana...aree mere bhaiyon....kaise ho? Taiyaar nahi huye...

Dev removes his slippers from his feet and shows it to Shiva.

Dev - saale ...tu kya dikha Raha tha raavi ko??? Akele akele patch up karliya tune....aur mera aur rishita ka kya???

Shiva - abee...dev teri lungi chhut jaayegi ...

Krish - chutttt gayi!!!!

Dev - ahhh.......abee de...de...nah....kya...kar raha hai... izzat ka faluda karega kya?? Dena...

Shiva - krish woh step kya tha?

Krish/ shiva - lungi dance!! Lungi dance!!! Lungi dance!!! Lungi dance!!! Both of them start dancing wearing his dhoti.

Rishita - raavi tumhari earrings dogi kya???-"""ahhhhhhh!!!!

Raavi opens the door after hearing her screams.

Raavi - kya hua rishita???-"

Shiva goes to Raavi and covers her eyes with his hands.

Shiva - abee..idhar muddd..tere dekhne ki cheez nahi hai....tere liye main hoon,woh dusri property hai!

(Tbh:- pata nahi kya likh rahi hoon aajkal ,aur meri kya image ban rahi hai aaplogon ke beech, but guys main bas aap logon ke chehre mein khushi laane ke liye ...kuch bhi likh deti hoon.:)

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Specially for ShwetaMann0 <3 jainyuvika <3