chapter - 41
In pandya nivas.
Raashi - mumma!!! Mumma!!!
Shiva - ehh chhoti chipkali...idhar aaa kya hua tujhe?
Raavi - main aaungi toh lekin ussey pehle aapko apni aankhein bandh karni hogi....
Shiva - kyuuu? Achha theek hai karta hoon.
Shiva closes his eyes , raashi comes and and....
Shiva - ehhh!!! Chhoti chipkali!!! Kya kiya tune!!!
Raashi & saachi - HAPPPPPPPY HOLI !!! BURA NAH MAANO HOLI HAI!!!!!
Chikoo - happpppppy holi chachu!!!!
Shiva - tum sabko toh main...ab dekhna tumlog!!!
Shiva too ....
Raashi - mummma!!! Mummmma!!!!
Saachi - chachu nahi .. pleaseeeee maine abhi abhi apni skin care routine ki hai...kharab ho jaayegi ( Cutely )
Raavi - aree kya hua...ahhhh!!!!
Raashi & saachi runs and said....
Raashi - ab aap sambhalon main toh chali....
Raavi - aree raashi!!! Shiva ... pleaseeeee chhod de mujhe...dekh yeh colours mat laga mujhpar....
Shiva - aise kaise....teri chhoti chipkali ne colour lagaya mujhpar....
Raavi - haan toh usse jaake badla lena...mujhse kya badla le raha hai....
Shiva - aaa - haaan!? Badla toh tujhse hi loonga....colour laga kar ...aur sabse pehle colour lagakar jeet bhi jaaunga....jaise bachpan se jeet-ta aaya hoon...
Raavi - agar aisa hai...toh game bhi fare honi chahiye nah!? Tuu mujhe holi colours itni asaani se laga lega toh maza kya aayega??? Maza toh tab aayegaa...jab tuu mujhe sabki bheed mein pehchaankar holi ka rang lagayegaaa....
Shiva - hmmmm...idea toh achha hai...aur waise bhi main toh hoon hi winner...har saal ki tarah iss saal bhi main hi jeetungaa... challenge accepted!!!
Raavi - toh milte hai, tab tak ke liye durr se hi ...happy Holi....
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In Night around 9:00 for holika dahan.
Raashi & saachi looked sad.
Raashi ( in mind ) - kitna achha hota agar parth bhi yahan hota....
Saachi ( in mind ) - har saal hum chaaron sath mein hoki manate the, miss youu subh!
Scene shift to shivi .
Shiva - taiyyar rehna....kal toh tujhe sabse pehle rang main hi lagaungaa....
Raavi - haan..haan... .dekhte hai, inn chaar saalon mein..main bhi expert ho gayi hoon, bachna mujhe bhi aata hai... inn chaar saalon tak kisi ko rang lagane nahi diya hai maine....
Shiva - toh iss saal aisi Holi khelenge ...ki pichhle chaar saalon ki kasar puri ho jaaye ...
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In dishita's Room.
Dev - happy Holi rish-"
Rishita -dev!!! Durr haton....maine abhi abhi skin care routine ki hai...tum pleaseeee yeh sab mat lagaao....
Dev - hoo....tum kaisi ho rishita? Yahan tumhara pati tumhare sath holi ke dinn , dil milaane ki planning kar Raha hai aur tumhein tumhari skin care zyada pyaari hai?
Rishita - haan... kyunki mujhe kal Instagram mein bahut saari pictures upload karni hai holi waali...issliye abhi se skin glow kar rahi hoon.
Dev - haan toh rishita...holi ka maza toh tab aata hai nah? Jab chehre par holi ka rang gehra ho ..toh main-"
Rishita - dev tumm...pichhe hato!! Koi mujhpe colour nahi laga sakta...
Dev - toh phir baby tum nah kal ready rehna ...kyunki kal main tumhein bhootni banake rahungaa!!!
Rishita - ho....dev!?!!!! ....
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Next Morning .
Shiva standing infront of mirror.
Shiva - yeh raha rang, yeh raha bhaang...aur yeh raha main...aur meri holi happpy hone waali hai!!! ( Evil smile )
Raavi in Kitchen.
Raavi - yeh rahi pichkaari, yeh rahi bhaang waali gujiya...aur yeh rahi the great raavi pandya....aur aaj main iss bhootnath ko harake rahungi ... ( Evil smile )
Scene shift to dishita's Room.
Dev - rishita Baby....kahan gayab ho? Ab dekhna yeh chit colour lagakar main kaise tumhein bhootni banata hoon....
Rishita's side.
"Toh holi colours se apni skin ko bachane ke liye aapko apne face par oil lagana hai....haan! Oil!! Ab itna toh karna hi hoga nah? Agar holi ke colours se bachna hai toh???".
Rishita - Ohhh shit!!! Oil lagana hai??? Rishita....ab kya karegi tuuu???
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Suman - happpppppy holi!!! Hein? Yeh sab kahan gayab ho gaye? Yeh ghar mein itni saaf safai kyun nazar aa rahi hai?? Kahin mujhse toh koi mister gasting nahi ho gayi? Aaj diwali hai shayad....
Raashi, saachi & chikoo - happpppppy holi dadi!!!!
Suman - ehhh happy Holi!!! Happy Holi!!! Par tumlogon ke mommy de-di kahan hai???
Saachi - haan!? Mumma papa, raavi maasi, shiva chachu..krish chachu...zombie bade papa...dora badi mumma kahan hai???
Chikoo - haan dikh kyuu nahi rahe sab???
Suman - woh sab tumlog chhodon chalo bahar mohalle mein...woh sab aate rahenge...chalo haalo!!!
Balam Pichkari Jo
Tune Mujhe Maari
Toh Bole Re Zamana
Kharabi Ho Gayi
Mere Ang Raja
Jo Tera Rang Laga
Toh Seedhi Saadi
Chhori Sharabi Ho Gayi
Suman , raashi chikoo saachi and all the mohalla people dancing on ....
Itna Maza Kyun Aa Raha Hai
Tune Hawa Mein Bhaang Milaya
Itna Maza Kyun Aa Raha Hai
Tune Hawa Mein Bhaang Milaya
Dugna Nasha Kyun Ho Raha Hai
Aankhon Se Meetha Tune Khilaya
Raavi watching everything from kitchen's window .
Raavi - arghh!! Kyuu kahan maine shiva ko aisaaa?? Ab mujhe saza mil rahi hai..mujhe bhi dance karna hai iss gaane pe ....
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Dev finds rishita, he goes back to her and grab her.
Dev - happpppppy holi rishita!!!!!
Rishita - dev!!!!! Pleaseeeee chhodon mujhe!!!!
Ho Teri Malmal Ki
Kurti Gulabi Ho Gayi
Manchali Chaal Kaise
Nawaabi Ho Gayi Toh
Shiva - chalo mere bhai ne toh bhabhi ko dhoondh liya....ab bas rang bhi laga de...par meri chipkali nahi dikh rahi....kahin mujhse haarne ke darr se somnath chhod kar hi toh nahi bhaag gayi?
Shiva sees thandaai .
Shiva - ek kaam karta hoon, dev ko de deta hoon kaam aayega...bhabhi ko pakadne mein....
"Abee dev!!! Yahan Aaaa!!!".
Dev - kya hai be? Kyuu bulaaya mujhe? Rishita phir bhaag gayi...abhi tak maine rang bhi nahi lagaya usey...
Shiva - yeh le...isse bhabhi bhaagegi nahi ...
Dev - thanks mere bhai!!!
Dev again starts running....
Balam Pichkari Jo
Tune Mujhe Maari
Toh Seedhi Saadi
Chhori Sharaabi Ho Gayi
Haa Jeans Pahen Ke
Jo Tune Maara Thumka
Toh Lattoo Padosan
Ki Bhabhi Ho Gayi
Raavi - ek kaam karti hoon, ek baar bahar khud dekh kar aa jaati hoon... kya pata mujhe hi shiva dikh jaaye....aur main hi pehle laga doon rang? Phir main jeet jaaungi....aur yeh gujiya bhi lekar chalti hoon.
Balam Pichkari Jo
Tune Mujhe Maari
Toh Seedhi Saadi
Chhori Sharaabi Ho Gayi
Haa Jeans Pahen Ke
Jo Tune Maara Thumka
Toh Lattoo Padosan
Ki Bhabhi Ho Gayi
When raavi was passing through pandya store shiva saw her and grab her hand...
Teri Kalaai Hai
Haathon Mein Aayi Hai
Maine Maroda Toh
Lagti Malaai Hai
Raavi looked at him...
Raavi - shiv...shiva ..shiva!!!!
Shiva - kahan tha nah? Pehle rang main hi lagaungaaa....
Raavi - Toh pakad ke dikha...toh jaanu....
She runs....shiva too follows her.
Mehenga Padega
Ye Chaska Malaai Ka
Upvaas Karne Mein
Teri Bhalaai Hai
Scene shift to dishita.
Rishita - dev!! Dev!!! Dev!!! Pleasee chhod do mujhe!!! Pleaseeeee meri pictures kharab ho jaayengi!!!!
Dev - aise kaise rishita baby!!!!
Saying this he forcefully makes her to drink thandai.
Ho Bindiya Teri
Mehtaabi Ho Gayi
Dil Ke Armaanon Mein
Behisaabi Ho Gayi
Dev throw water on her....
Rishita - dev!!!!!!!!!!
Dev - happpppppy holi!!!! Bura nah maano holi hey!!!!!
Balam Pichkari Jo
Tune Mujhe Maari
Toh Seedhi Saadi Chhori
Sharaabi Ho Gayi
Haa Jeans Pahen Ke
Jo Tune Maara Thumka
Toh Lattoo Padosan
Ki Bhabhi Ho Gayi
Scene shift to shivi's side.
Raavi - shiva...shiva...shiva...dekh tujhe mujhe rang lagana hai nah??
Shiva - haan...
Raavi - toh pehle yeh gujiya khaa lete hai phir raang laga lena.... pleaseeeee!!!
Shiva nodded.
Raavi feed him gujiyaas. And found the best opportunity to colour him.
Raavi - bura nah maano holi hey!!!!!!!!!!!
Raavi throw water on him.
Raavi - challenge main jeet gayi shiva!!!!!
Shiva - teri toh!!!! Rukkk ...
He goes to thandai corner and take one for raavi and forcefully makes her to drink it.
Raavi - shivfhmk bvvddgnmm ffffhnmkgfcsd!!!!!!!
Shiva - bura nah maano holi hey!!!!!!!!!!
Balam Pichkari Jo
Tune Mujhe Maari
Toh Seedhi Saadi
Chhori Sharaabi Ho Gayi
Haa Jeans Pahen Ke
Jo Tune Maara Thumka
Toh Lattoo Padosan
Ki Bhabhi Ho Gayi
After one and half hour both couples get intoxicated because of bhaang.
Raavi - ruko ruko ruko!!!! ( Intoxicated )
Rishita - kya hua raaa...vi? ( Intoxicated )
Raavi - yaar maza nahi aa raha hai....
Rishita - hain nah??? Woi toh main bhi bol rahi thi ...aree DJ waale babu....
Dev - ehhh!!!
Rishita - cholly...cholly...DJ waale bhai...zara kuch holi waala naya gaana baja de!!!!
Thekeyan te nit khadke ho
(woo..)
Thekeyan te nit khadke
Khadke glassi tare naam te
Naa' te naa' te na na na..
Raavi & rishita looked at each other than goes to the stage .....dev and shiva too...
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Dev to rishita.
Palkon pe tennu ae bithayi firde
Tattoo tere naam da karayi firde
Suman gets shocked.
Ahaa!
Aye..
Shiva to raavi .
Palkon pe tennu ae bithayi firde
Tattoo tere naam da karayi firde
Raavi & rishita gives hifi to each other.
Mere piche lakhan udaayi firde
Photo meri wall pe lagaayi firde
Mere piche lakhan udayi firde
Photo meri wall pe lagayi firde
Both goes to the crowd of boys and gives them a flying kiss....both dev & shiva receive that flying kiss. Shiva shows his punch to that boys.
Munde saare piche ghumde
Mar na jaayein lad lad ke
ShiVi & Dishita again starts their outstanding moves....
Thekeyan te nit khadke
Khadke glassi tere naam te
Thekeyan te nit khadke
Khadke glassy tere naam te....
Raavi starts laughing.
Raavi - hahahahahahah....
Rishita - tuj...he...kya hua??
Raavi - rishuu baby....dekh nah...tuu bhootni lag rahi hai...
Dev & shiva too starts laughing.
Rishita - hahahahaha toh tuu bhi toh bhootni lag rahi hai...apne Bhootnath ki bhootni!!! Hahahahahaha!!!
Dev - chalo ....hum chaaron chidiyaa udi khelte hai....
Shiva - theeke...meri saas udi...
Trio - udi...hahahahahah...
Raavi - aree tune toh meri maasi ko udaa diyaaa...hahahahaha!!
Dev - par shiva...bhains toh nahi udti nah? Hahahahahaha...
Rishita - very funny...hahahaha chalo ab meri turn... dora bhabhi udi!!!
Trio - udi!!!
Raavi - phur...phurr .udi!!!
"Hahahah!!!".
Dhara - yeh log pagal ho gaye hai kyaaa??
Suman - No saram...No lihaaj!!! Sabke saamne humare ghar ki rangarang prastuti kar rahe hai...nalayakon!!!
Raavi's eye fall on suman .
Raavi - ohh my mother indiaaa....sasu maaa!!!
Suman - ehh yeh..yeh ..yeh mujhe aise kyuu dekh rahi hai??
Raavi - maa...saasu maa ..mumma....saasuji tune meri kadar nah jaani...
Rishita - saasu ji tune meri kadar nah jaani....
Dhara - ra...raavi,rishita!! Chalo humlog ghar chalkar baat karte hai...
Raavi - ghar chalkar baat karte hai ? Yaa ghar par baat karte hai?
Dhara - ghar par...
Rishita - ghar par...? Uske upar chadh kar??
Dhara - nahi ...rishita ghar ke andar baith kar...
Raavi - baith kar?? Kismein baith kar? God mein?
Ouch!! Main gir gayi....aapne mujhe dhakka maara nah dhara di? Bad girl..ab dekhna I'm calling police ..phir police coming...police dharing youu... phir aap going jail...phir aap chakki pissing.. pissing.. pissing... pissing.. pissing... pissing...and pissing....
Rishita - haan ...phir police waale again coming...phir coming ghar...phir dharing maaa....phir maa ko pakding...phir aapko bhi dharke leging jail ..yeahhh!!!
Suman - gud gobar kar rahe hai yeh donon...tumlog toh ghar chalo phir batati hoon donon ko ...
Raavi - mera woh dekha tumne rishita?
Rishita - woh kaun?
Raavi - aree woh hota hai nah... jiske sath gol gol khelte hai....
Rishita - kya rail gaadi chhuk chhuk chhuk?
Raavi - nahi...woh nahi...joh aapke maathe par rangoli lagate hai???
Rishita - PATI!!! tuu pati kehna chaah rahi hai? Haan...mujhe bhi nahi dikh raha hai mera waala....
Scene shift to dev ,shiva.
Shiva - ek tuu hi mera heera hai...baaki sab jaljeera hai....
Dev - bhai mujhe nah tujhpe gussa aa raha hai...
Shiva -kyuu?
Dev - kyunki tuu mujhse ab pyaar nahi karta...
Shiva - abee karta hoon nah yaar....
Dev - nahi karta khiddi!!
Shiva - abee ab kya so jaau tere sath!!!
Rishita & raavi gigles.
Raavi - hilo guysss!!!
Shiva - hello....tuu nah ekdum baarud lag rahi hai...
Dev - rishita chalo nah ek selfie lete hai.. Instagram mein post karne ke liye...
Rishita - sandwich mein kya dalta hai??
Trio - cheese!!!!!
Raavi - ab mujhe rail gaadi chhuk chhuk chhuk chhuk chhuk chhuk chhuk chhuk chhuk chhuk chhuk chhuk chhuk chhuk chhuk chhuk chhuk khelni ey....
Shiva hold raavi's hand, raavi hold rishita's hand, rishita hold Dev's hand.
Shiva - chalo chhuk chhuk chhuk....ek dusre se...
Raavi - karte hai pyaar hum...
Rishita - ek dusre ke liye...
Dev - bekarar hum....
Together - ek dusre ke waaste marna pade toh? HAI TAIYAAR HUM!!! HAI TAIYAAR HUM!!!!
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