You've ever heard of the luckiest man alive? Survived the Zephyr Tornado of 1897 and 1909 both before he was ten. Twenty-four years and three bankruptcy, after three different failed stores. Meet Sammy Nelsen, disaster's disaster. 

Genie Martina can't be parted with her Statue of Liberty key chain, she wears to bed, to work, and to baths. 

"Kelly just got back from court. This time it was the 'Peace Around the World' painting they did on the warehouse on First Street," Their father sighed. 

"That's the third time in two weeks!" Mother exclaimed.