CHAPTER 18
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They all entered the room to find Virat wide awake trying to bounce tissue roll sitting leisurely on the bed.
"Kahan gaye the sab" Virat enquired.
"Aise hi humne socha ab aaye hi hain to hospital darshan bhi karlen" Jaddu said wiggling his eyebrows and Virat throws a tissue roll towards the switch but misses the target.
"Cheeku tu..." Before Mahi bhai could complete his sentence Virat throws another tissue roll hitting Rishabh who was entering with Anushka.
"Ahhhh Ouch Bhabhiiii" Rishabh cried holding his head and Anushka looked at him horrified.
"Rish tu.... Beth beth yahan" Anushka said dragging him towards sofa and team looked at a scared Virat.
"Virat tum na jan boojh ke apne liye problems create karte ho" Rahul said to Virat shaking his head.
"Tumhara dimagh kharab hai Mr. Virat Kohli dikhta nahi hai aise hi tissue roll mardiya. Sar pe laga hai uske sar pe pata hai kitna damage hosakta hai sar me lage agar apke. Koi idea hai kisi cheez ka tumhe ke nahi. Andhon ki tarah phenk diya idiot aqal hai tumhe lag gaye na usko" Anushka scolde him.
"Tissue roll phenka tha mene bas koi side table thori phenk ke mardi usko" Virat defended and Anushka glared at him.
"Ooo bhabhi dard horaha hai" Rishabh cried earning Anushka's attention.
"Oh shit ab hamen Rish ki open brain surgery karwani padegi chalo sab paise nikalo" Jaddu said laughing but one glare from Anushka and he abruptly shut his mouth.
"Bhabhi sar ghum raha hai mera" Rishabh said holding his head and Virat rolled his eyes.
"Kya horaha hai yahan" Sheetal asked entering the room bewildered.
"Virat ne tissue box se attack kiya hai bhole bechare abla Rishabh pe" Harry said slow enough for Anushka to not hear and Sheetal shook her head.
"Tu beth yahan thori der rest kar uthna mat" Anushka said to him.
"Tissue roll hi tha bas" Virat said slowly to himself but Anushka heard him.
"Me marti hon tumhare sar pe phir batana. Aaya bada" Anushka scoffed.
"Mujhe goliyan...." Virat was cut off by Anushka's glare.
"Tum tissue roll phenk ke kar kya rahe the waise" Rohit asked curious.
"Wo bhaiya room ki sari lights or fans khol rahe the unhon ne to mujhse ac bhi khulwaya tha" Jassi said.
"January me AC?" Mahi bhai asked.
"Han isiliye band karwa diya 2 minute bad" Jassi said looking at Anushka and Rishabh enviously.
"Lekin ye sab tamashe kyun?" Sheetal asked in disbelief.
"Kyunke mujhe hospital walo ne discount nahi diya" Virat said disappointed.
"Huh discount?" Sheetal asked confused.
"Han discount to dena chahiye tha na. Nahi diya to ab facilities to sari use karon me room ki isliye me tissue roll se sari lights on kar raha tha" Virat explained and Sheetal looked exasperatedly at the rest of the people who were aware of this from before.
"Rish tu kya dekh raha hai Virat ko rest kar lagi hai tujhe" Anushka said.
"I am fine bhabhi abhi theek hon me" Rishabh said grinning.
"Bore horaha hon me Ro TV on kar zara" Virat said casually alerting everyone.
"Kya wo hai tujhe bethja chup karke" Rohit deny him.
"Ro on kar tv nhi to me khud karlunga" Virat said stubbornly.
"Vi tum..." Anushka tried to say something but he cut her off.
"Dr. Anushka aap ek patient ki personal choices me interrupt nhi karsakti hain me high authorities se apki complain karunga" Virat said seriously.
"Hogaya tumhara" Anushka said unbothered.
"Me bad reviews dunga jaate hoe sachme" Virat warned her and she moved back looking at room to find help but everyone was confused.
Then Anushka turned towards Rishabh and he blinked his eyes in assurance moving towards the TV. Rishabh went and broke the cable attached to it quickly making team stood up at their places while Anushka covered her mouth horrified.
"Umm waise Rish witch off karne se kam chal jata ye cable ukhadne ki zarorat nahi thi" Anushka said shocked with this trying to stay composed.
"Ohh aisa kya koi baat nahi bhabhi ye aap Virat bhaiya ke bill me add kardena" Rishabh smiled suggestively and Virat frowned.
"Han obviously" Anushka said grinning and Virat rolled his eyes.
"Haww partiality mne sofa pe khade hoke joota utara to mujhe aise badi badi ankhein karke dekha or rish ne pora cable tod diya to usko kuch nahi bola" Harry grumbled and Kuldeep Jassi and Yuzi agreed.
"Kyunke wo Rish h bhabhi ka favorite or tum log to devar ki list me mushkil se aate ho khud ko Rishabh se kya compare kar rahe ho" Jaddu provoked them.
"Bhaiya aisa bhi mat bolo" Kuldeep mumbled offended and Jaddu shrugged.
"Nhi Kulya Jaddu bhaiya theek keh rahe hain humne Rohit bhaiya ki side leke already bohat time waste kardiya hai. Kuch to karna hoga hamen bhi" Jassi said and the trio agrees.
"Haww Anushka tumhare bechare Rish ne bechare TV ki bechari cable tod di ab ye non bechara virat bechari news kaise dekhega" Virat taunted.
"Koi baat nahi ye non bechara Virat bechari news nahi dekh sakta to kya hoa iss dis bechare Harry ke pass bohat gossip hai tumhe dene ke liye haina" Anushka said looking towards Harry who hoped beside Virat.
Anushka's eyes fall on Rahul who was sitting there scrolling his phone with face morphed in horror and disgust. With disheveled hairs and clenched jaws he was massaging his head with one hand while scrolling through his phone squinting his eyes periodically.
"Ary han apko kaise pata lekin" Harry asked surprised.
"Ary isko sab...." Virat pauses looking at Anushka's direction to find no one there.
"Ary meri Nushkie kahan gaye" Virat asked dramatically.
"Chali gaye" Kuldeep informed.
"Hein abhi to sirf do taunts mare the mujhe or chali gaye kya hota jaraha hai isse" Virat said disappointedly while team rolled their eyes. Anushka enters the room again.
"Nushkie agaye tu abhi me tujhe hi miss kar raha tha" Virat said smiling cheekily.
"Kyun me abhi 2 minute pehle gaye Virat" Anushka asked surprised
"Ary tune mujhe bas 2 hi taunts mare na aise thori hota hai" Virat said.
"Shut up" Anushka rolled her eyes.
"Ary ye koi taunt nahi hota hai cheating mat kar tu" Virat whined and Anushka ignored him moving towards Rahul's direction.
"KL" Anushka called him making Harry jump from his place and hastily sit beside Rahul strangling him with a fake smile on his face making Rahul glare at him and Anushka looked confused.
"KL Oh my God that's horrible" Virat said slowly.
"Ye to kuch nahi start me to Jasprit, Bhuvneshwar or Jadeja bolti thi ye, it's better" Rohit said and Virat looked horrified.
"Ye lo painkillers it'll help" Anushka said forwarding him a tablet and a coffee and Rahul looked at him with a questioning gaze.
""Sar dard ke liye hai" Anushka said solemnly.
"MOI KYA HOA TUJHE TU THEEK HAI" Virat shouted traumatized.
"RAH TERE SAR ME DARD HAI OR TUNE MUJHE... LIKE MUJHE NAHI BATAYA. KYUN RAH KYUN." Harry said panicked crying shouting in Rahul's ear making him frown.
"Umm mene inko bhi nahi bataya" Rahul said awkwardly.
"Aankhein...." Anushka started but Virat cut her off.
"Nushkie thora side ho na mujhe mera moi nahi dikh raha" Virat said and Anushka shut her eyes taking a deep breath.
"Isko har drama first show first row first seat me dekhna hai" Anushka murmured loud enough for everyone to hear.
"Ankhein bar bar blink karna, sar massage karna, frowned face and continuous tapping plus pori raat jag ke Virat ke saath bethe rehna or subah uthke ye bakwas articles parhne se sar dard hi hoga isme kya rocket science hai" Anushka said simply and Rahul looked at her amazed while Rishabh jumped coming into the scene frowning making Virat smirk.
"Umm wo...... Thank you" Rahul opened his mouth and shut it and then said a quick thank you confused yet delighted.
"Mujhe den" Harry beat Rahul and take medicine and coffee from Anushka's hand forwarding it to Rahul.
"Tu rahul hai" Rahul mumbled gritting his teeth.
"Nahi tera one and only bestie hon me" Harry said grinning and Rahul rolled his eyes.
"Don't read those shitty articles kuch faida nahi hai unka" Anushka said slowly and everyone looked at Rahul.
"Mana kiya tha na" Mahi bhai said sternly and Rahul stammered while a nurse called Anushka.
"Bhai wo....." Rahul said but smiled sheepishly as didn't find any appropriate excuse.
"Apna phone idhar de mujhe Rahuliya" Virat said as Harry snatched his phone passing it to Virat while Rohit and Mahi bhai stared at him.
"Anushka gaye kya" Mahi bhai asked to no one particular.
"Taki me tera phone Mahi bhai ko dedon. Ye lo bhai" Virat said passing the phone to Mahi bhai who smugly smiled.
"Acha?" Rohit asked raising his eyebrows.
"Han me nahi leta ye phone kam hi kya hai iska ary me to kehta hon sabke phone lo or iss hospital ke compound me aag lagado unhe" Virat said and Mahi bhai rolled his eyes as Rohit nudged Virat to look at the drama unfolding at the front.
"Bhaiya itna kya smile kar rahe ho meri bhabhi na doctor hai to as a doctor ye unka kartaviye hai ke wo patients ko treat karen usme aisi koi badi baat nahi hai" Rishabh said giving him a tightlipped smile catching Rahul off guard who was smiling to himself.
"Huh?" Rahul asked
"Bhaiya yad rakho aap ek number ke khadoos, introvert or shy personality ho" Rishabh said coming close near his ear and shouted "BHOOLO MAT" and going away.
"Shut up Rishabh" Rahul scoffed.
"Bhaiya aap face of cricket ho aap aise bar bar personality switch karoge to log kya sochenge hamara board fake hai hypocrite hai aap aise hamare board ki reputation mitti me nahi milasakte" Rishabh said sounding scandalized.
"Rish me to tujh pe has raha tha" Rahul said smirking.
"Oh acha phir theek hai" Rishabh said calming down.
"Theek hai ye kaise theek hai wo tujhpe has raha hai tujhpe" Jaddu said disappointedly seeing the drama dying down.
"Has rahe hain to hasne do bhaiya aise has has ke bhabhi ke favorite devar thori hojaenge ye wo to me hi rahunga hamesha" Rishabh said shrugging making certain people frown.
Harry came towards Rishabh and started to look beneath the sofa and behind the cushions pretending to find something.
"Kya dhoond rahe ho bhaiya" Rishabh asked curiously.
"Keeda dhoond raha hon wo jo tujhe har thori thori der me kaat'ta hai na" Harry said whacking him and he just rolled his eyes while Rahul smiled internally sipping the coffee.
"Waise Dr. Anushka ko itni si der me samajh aagaya Rah ke sar me dard hai" Jassi said amazed.
"Ary iski cute masoom si shakal pe mat jao, andar se na ye pori Rashi hai Rashi" Virat said gossiping though many of them were stuck to the first part only.
"Rashi mujhe laga kokila behen bologe aap" Harry said joining.
"Aye tu mat bol me bol sakta hon bas" Virat said a bit sternly while Rishabh, Jassi and Kulcha gasped at Harry's statement.
"Ek minute bhaiya time please" Rishabh said showing his palm to Virat who stopped abruptly then he turned to look at Harry sternly crossing his arms while Jassi and Kuldeep also joined him.
"Harry bhaiya kya sikhaya tha mene aap sabko, sab bhool gaye na aap log" Rishabh said furiously.
"Nahi nahi mujhe yad hai. Bhabhi maa samaan hoti hai" Jassi said digging holes into Harry.
"Or Maa devi samaan hoti hai" Kuldeep completed his sentence and team looks at them bemused.
"Isiliye bhabhi devi maa hoti hai devi maa" Yuzi said and the duo nodded while Harry smiled sheepishly.
"OR TU DEVI MAA KE BAREME ZABAN CHALA RAHA HAI" The four of them shouted at Harry.
"Rohit sambhal mujhe gir jaonga me" Jaddu said holding his head while Rohit was also looking at them agape.
"Meri itni si nushkie ko inhon ne devi maa banadiya" Virat said amused.
"Bhool cute, masoom, meri, devi maa. Kahan kahan dehan don me " Jaddu murmured to himself.
"Shameful" Rishabh remarked.
"Embarrassing" Jassi said.
"Disappointing" Kulcha said in unison.
"Bhaiya me kabhi maaf nahi karonga apko iss baat keliye" Rishabh said before walking off.
"Harry teri sari zindagi ke paap ek taraf or ye paap ek taraf" Jassi said disgusted.
"Apka ye paap ganga jal se bhi nhi saaf hoga" Kuldeep said and Yuzi nodded.
"Shakal mat dikhana hamen apni" Yuzi said before walking off and Jaddu snorted.
"Harry chod inko ye.." Mahi bhai said but Harry looked at him horrified.
"Ye mene kya bol diya bhai kaise bol diya oh shit ab kya karon me Rahhhh" Harry said horrified and Mahi bhai looked at him shocked while team snickered..
"Ye case bigadta jaraha hai bhai it's contagious" Bhuvi said and Mahi bhai nodded.
"Han han am sure it'll be successful" Anushka entered the room instructing someone.
"Vi to tujhe phone nahi chahiye pakka" Rohit said beginning the closed topic after seeing Anushka enter and Virat glared.
"Ro me ye phone wone nahi let yar adat hi nahi hai ab mujhe. Mat force kar itna please" Virat said turning the tables and Rohit looked speechless.
"Yeah sure" Mahi bhai remarked.
"Waise articles kis bare me the phir kuch hoa kya" Virat asked intrusively and team looked at each other.
"Nothing wahi sab your beloved board and shitty media" Anushka Said bitterly.
"Umm ab kuch kiya kya unhon ne" Virat murmured.
"Nahi wo to jo karen wo kam" Anushka said rolling her eyes and Virat sighed.
"Aisa bhi kuch nahi kiya hai ab" Virat feebly defended.
"Oh please don't get me started over it" Anushka said.
"Nahi I mean sab bure thori hain sab ne thori kuch kiya hai. Kuch ache log bhi hain" Virat sounded as if he's trying to assure himself more than Anushka.
"Kon ache log. Ache log han wo ache log na jinhon ne tumhare bare me media me kuch statement dene se hi mana kardiya tha ke hamen kuch bolna hi nahi hai. Kuch bura nahi kiya tha to sahi oops according to your delusion acha bhi nahi kiya tha. Pretty low standards when it comes to expecting from others no" Anushka said with despise and team looked down on the floor ashamed.
"Ja nahi baat karni mujhe" Virat said slowly and pulled Rohit's hand making him sit beside him lying his head on his shoulder and closing his eyes.
"Acha han hote honge kuch ache log bhi if you are saying mujhe nahi pata hoga" Anushka said looking at him for response but he didn't budge making Anushka sigh.
"Vi suno..." Anushka whined but nurse came in the room making her shut her mouth.
"Dr. Anushka apko dr. Mehra bula rahe hain" nurse informed her and she nodded glancing at Virat who was still lying on Rohit's shoulder with closed eyes and left.
"Virat sun" Jaddu called him but he didn't budge.
"Sanyas le liya kya" Harry wiggles his eyebrows.
"Ary mujhe to chod" Rohit complained but Virat held his hand tighter.
"Kya hai ye" Mahi bhai asked to the only person who may have know how of this drama.
"Bhaiya mujhe kya pata" Yuzi shrugged his shoulders.
"Me Rishabh se pooch raha hon jo kisiko nahi pata hota wo ussi ko pata hota hai" Mahi bhai said and Rishabh grinned.
"Wo bhaiya jab kabhi aise bhabhi se serious me naraaz hote hain na to aise semi-sanyas leke beth jaate hain. Ab ye na kuch khaenge na piyenge na kisi se baat karenge or na hi aankhein kholenge" Rishabh stated rolling his eyes.
"Ye bhi naya aaya hai" Mahi bhai sighed.
30 MINUTES LATER:
Rishabh was sitting randomly when he received a message on his phone and he abruptly heads towards the corner of the room making some certain people frown.
"Dekho kaise uthke gaya hai ye message aate hi" Yuzi said.
"Han definitely bhabhi ka message hoga dekho kaise smile karke parh raha hai" Jassi joined.
"Kya message hosakta hai lekin" Kuldeeo said thinking.
"Bhaiya mujhe bhook lag rahi hai lunch time bhi kabka guzar gaya chalo na canteen chalen" Rishabh said coming towards them making the trio frown.
"Han waise bhook to mujhe bhi lagi hai" Jaddu said agreeing.
"Zaror isko bhabhi ne koi mission diya hai tabhi bolraha hai ye aisa" Kuldeep said.
"Han to theek hai hum iska mission flop kardete hain maza aayega phir" Yuzi grinned evilly.
"Nahi ye bhabhi ko bata dega to hamara impression pehle se hi itna acha nahi hai" Jassi said rejecting the idea and Kuldeep agreed.
"Chalo iski help karte hain phir sabko canteen leke jane me" Kuldeep suggested.
"Kya faida ye bhabhi ke samne hamen credit thori dega" Yuzi said disappointedly.
"Han to hum khud bata denge na unko, chodo isse" Kuldeep said excitedly as they stood up.
"Chalo na bhaiyas mujhe to bhook se chakkar arahe hain" Rishabh said stumbling and Rahul held him.
"Aram se Rishabh" Mahi bhai said concerned.
"Han mujhe bhi bhook lagrahi hai Rohit bhaiya chalo na" Jassi also joined.
"Han Rah tu bhi kuch khale sirf coffee pr thori jee sakta hai" Harry said smirking at Rishabh who ignored him.
"Tum log jao mere liye bhi kuch le aana" Rohit said eyeing at Virat whose head was on his shoulder.
"Chalo na Rohitaa" Yuzi said.
"Ary Vi" Rohit said just then Virat sit straight and Lay down on bed still with closed eyes.
"Me bhi nahi araha mujhe bhook nahi tum log jao" Mahi bhai said.
"Ary pr bhai" Rishabh said but one look from Mahi bhai and he back off and stumbles again
"Chalo chalo sab chalo Rishabh ko to chakkar arahe hain" Jassi said and everyone lazily start getting up.
"Hello guys" Anushka chirped entering the room.
"Hello" Jassi, Rishabh, Kulcha said grinning while Anushka looked at Virat from corner of her eyes and sighed.
"Aaj Anushka ne hum sabko hello bola wo professional wala good morning nahi or na sirf mahi bhai rishabh ko hi hum sabko bola" Rohit said surprised.
"Mubarak ho Rohit hum visible hogaye hain" Jaddu said wiping his fake tears of happiness.
"Ary lunch time to kabka hogaya aap log gaye nahi" Anushka said looking at Rishabh who gave her a helpless look and she blinked her eyes.
"Han wo hum to ja hi rahe the" Harry said.
"Han to jao" Anushka stated or more like ordered sitting on the sofa.
"Mahi bhai nahi jarahe lunch karne" Kuldeep complained.
"Han ye aj kal ye bohat lunch skip karne lage hain bhabhi" Rishabh agreed.
"Kyun bhai apko pata hai lunch kitna important hota hai" Anushka said frowning.
"Wo breakfast nahi hota tha" Bhuvi said.
"Nahi lunch bhi bohat important hota hai tabhi to usually logon ka lunch break ke bad kam karne ka dil nahi karta. We need nutritious food in lunch or aap lunch skip kar rahe hain kaise" Anushka asserted.
"Or waise bhi aap in sabko akele chodne ka risk lesakte hain aise" Anushka asked playfully.
"Nahi nahi me iss hospital ke saath itna bura nahi karsakta lekin cheeku" Mahi bhai said.
"Ary me hon yahan aap log jao" Anushka said and Mahi bhai get up.
"Chalo chalo sab chalo" Rishabh said.
"Tujhe chakkar arahe the na" Rohit pointed out and Rishabh fell on Jassi.
"Han bhai chakkar arahe hain bohat" Rishabh said as he was dragged by Jaddu and Rohit towards the canteen.
"Virat utho na idiot kya hai" Anushka whined throwing a cushion towards Virat who didn't budge and Mahi bhai who was closing the door smiled amused.
"Kya hai me bore horahi hon sun naa" Anushka said shaking him.
"Acha na sorry ab nahi bolongi" Anushka pouted.
"Nahi me nahi sun raha tu har bar mujhe hurt karne wale kam karti hai" Virat said with closed eyes.
"Ary me to bas sach bol rahi thi sorry na tu hurt hoa uth tu" Anushka said shaking him.
"Nahi me nahi man raha tu har bar yehi karti hai ja tu" Virat said.
"Hmm as you wish mene socha AB ki kabse call arahi hai tujhe baat karni hogi par theek hai" Anushka said getting up from his side and he pulled her back.
"Baat hoi teri usse? Meri bhi karwa na" Virat said and Anushka smiled.
"Han wo Mauritius me tha na family vacation ke liye but phir bhi din me 10 dafa message aata hai uska biscuit this biscuit that" Anushka said smiling while Virat also grinned.
"Call him" Virat said and Anushka dialled his number.
"Hey Anushka how're you" Danielle spoke enthusiastically as camera was focused on her.
"Hey busy woman finally you remembered us. Wait is biscuit fine?" AB said and Anushka smiled.
"Hello guyss am good and yes Vi is also the same; annoying and irritating" Anushka rolled her eyes and the couple chuckled.
"Oh please stop bitching about me" Virat said snatching the phone.
"AB I missed you" Virat yelled dramatically on the phone.
"Biscuit I missed you too. How're you now" AB asked concerned.
"Well you remember about me now after 4-5 days. I have been shot 4 times and you are asking how I am" Virat said feigning hurt and Anushka glared at him.
"Oh god it was two not four and secondly we have been updated about your health through Anushka" Danielle said and Virat looked at her surprised.
"And yeah we wanted to come but Anushka told us no ordered us no threatened umm blackmailed us precisely did every mentioned thing to not postpone our vacation and come there" AB informed.
"Well done" Virat remarked and Anushka giggled at screen.
"So you two fought again and just to make up with him Nushkay you called us right" Danielle said raising her eyebrows and Anushka smiled sheepishly.
"It was her fault as usual." Virat said pointing towards Anushka who rolled her eyes.
"If speaking truth is a crime that yes it is my fault" Anushka exclaimed and the couple shook their head.
"Not again" Danielle sighed.
"No but what happened" AB asked curiously.
"Same old story he got triggered because I said something about his dear board and beloved media" Anushka said and Virat ignored her.
"Same story babes" Danielle said and they both virtually hi-five.
"Nah what is your beef with cricket it's such a beautiful sport" Virat said and team who were entering the room stopped.
"Yeah I have seen it's beauty in these 4 months from very close Virat. A beautiful sport which makes you slip in depression, which puts your life in danger. A sports where people conspire behind your back, where everyone is just waiting for a chance to pull you down and to humiliate you and your family. Firstly they named you legend player, chase master, backbone of the team and then pressurize you so much that you end up having suicidal thoughts right" Anushka said despising.
"They weren't suicidal thoughts. Wo to bas...." Virat tried to argue.
"Sure it was so normal of you to think all that right?" Anushka scoffed
"We don't have a beef with cricket and you guys know it. So please don't get me started over this you won't like it" Danielle said.
"Stop arguing you three and girls you both are getting bitter for no reason" AB tried to diffuse the argument.
"Without reason? Really? I have seen you suffering because of this damn sport. Depression, breakdowns, conspiracies, trolling, humiliation, attacks on families and I am getting bitter for no reason" Danielle bursted out.
"Well but it's not related to cricket no" AB defended feebly.
"But they are the drawbacks of cricket. At the end of the day, it's this sport which is hurting you. It's not about the losses only but the treatment you guys are getting is disrespectful like how can a board and countrymen treat their best player like that am sorry but after giving your all what are you getting in return; disrespect and mockery. You deserve better honey and you know that these people don't deserve you two" Danielle teared up completing her sentence and the trio immediately melted.
"Aye Danie don't cry please. Leave them na we know both of them are bloody idiots why are you crying" Anushka said softly while AB engulfed her in the hug patting her back and she calmed down.
"I warned you guys to not argue over this didn't I" Danielle said calming down.
"He's an idiot" Anushka said hitting Virat
"I thought mine and biscuit's partnership will break your hate" Virat confessed and AB shook his head.
"But you forgot that at the end of the day you two are RCB players so..." Anushka said smirking and Danielle burst out laughing as the boys looked offended.
"Hey that's very offensive and for your kind information aye sala cup namde" AB said in his English accent and Anushka also burst out laughing.
"Don't worry Anushka I have been listening that since years" Danielle said and AB hits her with the cushion.
"Me sachme naraaz hojaonga abhi" Virat threatened and Anushka mumbled a sorry.
"OK leave all that tell me how's your trip going on? How's the scene there" Anushka asked excitedly.
"Well you should be the last one to say this, I sent you so many pictures but you didn't even reply properly." Danielle complained.
"Haww Anushka how mean" Virat scoffed.
"Don't try to create a rift between us and Sweetheart I was busy you know. And I sent you a text no?" Anushka said.
"Butt still you called after a whole week I missed you" Danielle said.
"You know na I have a lot in my cup right now and..." Anushka begins but Virat cut her off.
"Oh please you two continue your cringe talks later AB you tell me what's new" Virat asked and girls rolled her eyes.
"Nothing it's so peaceful here away from every noise. Serene it's just serene" AB said smiling at Danielle who smiled back.
"Yeah it's such a beautiful place Nushkay I don't want to go back. I just want to settle here actually" Danielle said in awe.
"Oh god I am missing out a lot I also want to third-wheel" Virat whined.
"Yeah I agree I also need a break" Anushka agreed.
"Even we miss you two as well. Next time we'll plan some trip together. It'll be so fun" AB said and Virushka nodded.
"Well that seems impossible as the iconic ICT is back so do you really think honey you have a chance to steal Virat" Danielle teased.
"Ahh good point" Anushka said and AB sighed.
"Shut up you two always teaming up against us. But Anushka tell me how was your experience with the team. Still dislike them?" AB asked and team who were getting jealous listening to their conversation alarmed.
"Well, I never disliked them yar. It's just I didn't like them much" Anushka said and the ouple looked at her confused.
"Well guys here we go. Philosopher Anushka is back with her boring philosophy, now I can doze off without medicine effect" Virat said sarcastically and Anushka glared at him.
"Aren't they the same?" Danielle asked.
"No, you dislike someone you have met and known but I don't know any of them so obviously how can I dislike them but yeah I wasn't very fond of them" Anushka said keeping a check on her every word.
"Ahh stop playing with words just tell me do you still don't like them" AB said coming straight to the point and team stood there nervous.
"Yeah I mean they're similar to what Virat used to say about them like they really love him. Whatever happened it wasn't their fault I mean yeah it was a misunderstanding and yeah they regret it and..." Anushka said cautiously and Virat cut her off.
"I mean yeah... I mean yeah.... Shut up Nushkie you sounds so fake" Virat said hitting on her head and she give an embarrass smile.
"I know it might hurt me but am not that egoistic that I won't let you express what you feel. You can voice your opinion girl" Virat said and Anushka smiled.
"Ok so I think their intention is not wrong but the way they just take things regarding Virat so casually is wrong like I know I have no firsthand experience but as far as I've seen he just outrightly shut journalist up if they try to speak a word against his team but I feel this passion is not returned." Anushka said.
"But everyone has their own way na Nushkie no one is same and not everything is for camera" Virat said.
"I know it's just ok tell me why Kuldeep Yuzi fans never hate each other despite both of them being the spinners or why no one compares you and Rahul" Anushka asked.
"Umm because... I think the equations are pretty clear like their are some blind fans but majority knows the camaraderie" Virat said thinking.
"Exactly a little appreciation or a little PDA isn't bad" Anushka said.
"But we don't need to do anything for camera or for people to prove" Virat said.
"Ok that's ambiguous. Like if you don't want to do something and you have to do it for validation is wrong then if you want to do something and you aren't doing it because of camera is also wrong na. Anything you do for people's validation is wrong so how come what you all are doing is right just because it might trigger your fans you keep a distance. I know you don't need it or want it but if your teammates will had been giving subtle statements all these years so you haven't been that much misunderstood or trolled. It would've been much less and don't you dare give that I don't care about people crap because I won't buy this" Anushka said and Virat smiled.
"We don't do or keep relationships for benefits Nushkie. This is how it is and we should accept it that way only no" Virat said softly and Anushka hummed while team looked at each other.
"Does she hates us?" Jassi asked.
"I guess she do and she's not wrong. Is she?" Rahul said sighing.
"Exactly nothing is wrong in what she said" Mahi bhai sighed and Rohit looked down reminiscing how much trolling their rift rumors had brought for both of them.
"She didn't mean it like that guys ghalat mat samjho bhabhi ko" Rishabh said and no one replied.
"Oh god so mature talks, pretty boring." Danielle said yawning.
"Ok so tell me Nushka how many death glares you have received from team" AB asked and Virat snickered.
"Death glares?" Anushka asked.
"Yeah death glares, glares to death. Murderous glares. Killing glares whatever you want to say" AB said and team looks at Rohit.
"Well how many have you received?" Anushka asked curiously.
"Well numerous and from whole team like Rohit, Jaddu, Ajinkya, Jadeja, Shikhar and sometimes from MS as well" AB said and Anushka looked at them wide eyed and team stared at Mahi bhai who just shrugged.
"MAHI BHAI? WHAT DID YOU DO" Anushka asked.
"I didn't do anything, biscuit did. In a tour I was bashing their bowlers and he cheered for me and I had to face the wrath" AB said victimizing and Virushka and Danielle giggled.
"Nahi I didn't face anything like that like team is...." Anushka thinks for an appropriate word and team looked expectantly " Okayish" Anushka said and Rishabh chuckled at their fallen faces.
"But Rish and Mahi bhai they're the saviors for me honestly. Like Rish you know he's such a..." Anushka said and Danielle cut her off.
"Yeah sweet, caring, supportive, adorable, honest, sincere and blah blah we know" AB said and Virat laughed falling on Anushka.
"Yes please we don't want an essay on Rishabh all again" Danielle said and Anushka glared at her.
"Stop getting jealous from that poor soul" Anushka warned her and she gave a wounded look.
"Anushkaa" Danielle said hurt .
"Oops trouble in paradise" Virat said and fell laughing on Anushka all again.
"Bhabhiiii" Rishabh said swinging on Jassi blushing while team rolled their eyes.
"Iski taarefen South Africa tak hochuki hain" Rahul said shocked and Rishabh grinned.
"Abhi sirf unhe hi pata hai na bhabhi ka to..." Rishabh said and everyone rolled their eyes.
"Shut up Vi. And yes Rishabh is a sweetheart and Mahi bhai; he's Mahi bhai. You know he's exactly like Virat said an elder brother. A huge victim of life you know they have to look after this team like this team" Anushka said sympathizing and Mahi bhai chuckled.
"Oh yes biscuit you know what she is stealing my bhai as well" Virat whined and Anushka hits him.
"Ahh shut up Vi but yeah you know it's Mahi bhai who made to the list after Rishabh as they both really helped me all this while especially Rishabh na he" Anushka started but shut up abruptly after seeing the teasing smiles "Ok am not saying anything" Anushka said rolling her eyes snatching phone from Virat and going away.
"We are indebted" Virat said.
"Hahah bhabhi bhi naa" Rishabh said falling on Kuldeep but Yuzi pulled him making Rishabh stumble and Rohit fell inside the room because of the push.
"Oh God this Rishabh saga wait is this Rohit behind you" AB asked staring at screen and Anushka looked back to find Rohit smiling embarrassingly and she looked at Virat who was terrified.
"Aagaye tum log lunch karke" Virat asked.
"Lunch tha baraat nahi thi" Rohit said gritting his teeths and Anushka silently passed the phone to Virat as team entered who pushed it back to her.
"Tu rakh" Virat said slowly and Anushka shook his head in no.
"Keep it in the middle you both. Stop fighting" Danielle scolded and both of them held it from one hand.
"Tu baat karle na me baat karonga to Rohit jan lelega meri" Virat whispered.
"Nahi me kya baat karongi team ke samne tum hi karo" Anushka whispered back.
"Oh wow we are such a great counsellors honey" Danielle remarked sarcastically.
"Yes looks like their fight is resolved and they're so busy that they even forgot we are on the line" AB rolled his eyes.
"Haww Nushkie sweetie you're ignoring me though I never ignored you for AB" Danielle said feigning hurt.
"No wait babes I am not ignoring you so tell me what you guys did on the trip" Anushka asked.
"Wait a minute why do you want to know what they did on their vacation stop being so nosy Nushkie" Virat said and Anushka stared.
"What's personal in it" Anushka asked.
"WHAT IS PERSONAL IN IT? YOU ARE ASKING WHAT A COUPLE IS DOING ON THEIR PRIVATE TRIP LIKE YOU ARE ASKING FOR THE DETAIL OH MY GOD I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS PLEASE" Virat said traumatized and realization dawn upon Anushka.
"No I didn't mean that. It is not that personal, is it?" Anushka said hastily.
"Oh well we two aren't like you two na so it is Anushka" AB joined in pulling her leg embarrassing her.
"Oh shut up you two. Let me tell you Anushka what we did" Danielle said.
"No I don't want to know" Anushka said quickly.
"Listen na you know what AB did. He...." Danielle said but Anushka cut her off.
"No no please I don't want to know your romance please" Anushka said red with embarrassment while Virat and AB burst off laughing.
"Oh my God I am dead" AB said laughing.
"Pagal" Virat said hitting her head while laughing falling on her as Danielle also laughed.
"You guys are fooling me" Anushka asked shocked while pushing him on Rohit who looked bewildered at them.
"Ignore them you know what AB did. HE TRIED TO COOK" Danielle said and Anushka looked at him terrified.
"HOW'S THE KITCHEN?" Anushka asked concerned.
"Well am glad it's not living or else I would have said traumatized" Danielle said frantically.
"IS IT IMPORTANT? BISCUIT ARE YOU INJURED?" Virat asked and Anushka nudged her with elbow.
"Umm AB are you ok" Virat said looking at a fuming Rohit from corner of his eyes.
"Oh shut up you two" AB said getting offended.
"Well what did he try to cook" Anushka asked curiously ignoring a frowning AB.
"Guess what. He tried Indian cuisine" Danielle said and burst out laughing along with Virushka.
"Can you all stop" AB tried again but all in vain.
"Ok then?" Virat asked once they were done laughing.
"I don't know I was out with kids we enter the house to meet with a foggy environment and in the kitchen AB was standing trying to extinguish fire by sprinkling water" Danielle said.
"Wait maybe he was helping pan in gaining conscious, right AB" Virat said and Virat Anushka laughed falling on each other while AB groaned annoyed.
"Done? Should we move forward now" AB asked.
"Nah nah honey let me tell them the wonderful explanation you gave" Danielle teased and AB looked at her embarrassed while Virushka stopped laughing.
"When I asked him where was he busy I got to know he was standing right beside the stove seeing the brown colored food assuming that their would be some camera quality issue or editing in cooking tutorial." Danielle spoke having hard time to not burst out laughing.
"Didn't he realized it was burning?" Anushka asked surprised.
"Nah he did when the food turned black he did realized that maybe something is wrong" Danielle said and the trio burst into the fits of laughter while team looked at Virat Anushka laughing maniacally.
"Ye itna hasti bhi hain" Jassi asked innocently.
"Hamare saath nahi hasti hongi shayad" Kuldeep replied while no one said anything.
"Hey AB honey where are you going" Danielle asked as an irritated AB walked off.
"Keep bitching, I don't want to talk with any of you" AB said walking off.
"Oh my god Nushkay am so done with this grumpy husband of mine" Danielle whispered in the screen before shouting "Darling" and running behind a grumpy AB along with the camera.
"Meri life me sare aise hi log kyun hain" Anushka said rolling her eyes.
"Kyunke tu aisi hai na" Virat said and Anushka furrowed her eyebrows.
"Dekh tu aise normal se minus ki side par hai to teri life me bhagwan ji aise normal se plus ki side ke log bhejte hain taki to normal hojaye" Virat said in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Oh ye konsa reaction hai ke acid plus base will neutralize the solution" Anushka said rolling her eyes while team looked at each other in confusion.
"Dekh tu aisa sab bolke mujhe inferiority complex mat de please" Virat said solemnly.
"Par ye to six seven grade me parhate hain" Anushka defended and team looked at the nonsense argument.
"Han to jab tum jaise bache parh rahe hote the na to me logon ki khidki ke kaanch tod raha hota tha tabhi me yahan hon aaj" Virat said in swag.
"Par me bhi to yahan hon" Anushka said.
"To farq kya hoa dono yahin hain to" Virat said and they giggled high-fiving.
"Itni bakwas sunne se to me uthke chala jata bas abhi ja nahi sakta na" Rohit internally groaned rolling eyes.
"Honey listen naa" Danielle tried for the nth time and both Virat Anushka moved towards the screen ending up colliding their heads.
"OUCH AAHHH" Virat shrieked over dramatically as Anushka rubs her forehead.
"What happened biscuit? Did you strain your stitches?" AB asked concerned.
"See Danie I know how to convince AB better than you" Virat said and Danielle frowned.
"Yes babes he knows how to convince everyone's husband very well" Anushka teased him.
"Oh wow what a wifey material he is" Danielle said sarcastically and the trio laughed at the expense of Virat.
"Oh please..." Virat was going to argue but Anushka cut her off.
"Shit it's been half an hour we are uttering non-sense I need to go guys" Anushka said sitting straight.
"Well babes did we ever talk sensibly" Danielle said and they giggled again.
"Ok guys gotta go bye. Enjoy your vacation you both and yeah Danie I need more pictures. AB stay away from kitchen please you don't need to take inspiration from Vi" Anushka said.
"Oh please I am a better cook. I at least know the food is burning" Virat scoffed.
"Don't worry Anushka I won't let him go near the kitchen next time and you two take care as well and Anushka call me after the statement thing winds up ok" Danielle said and Anushka nodded.
"Yeah Virat don't fight with Anushka" AB said solemnly and Virat gasped.
"Mummy leave AB's body please. Is soul swap a real thing" He asked dramatically and AB glared at him.
"And Anushka take care don't take anyone seriously let people say whatever they want to. They don't know you but we does right" AB said and Anushka froze.
"Yeah yeah AB I got it gotta go" Anushka said hastily.
"No Anushka listen carefully whatever they're saying about your profession or about you this crap shouldn't effect you. People close to you know you and trust you and this is wat matters." AB said and Danielle nodded while making Virat frowned.
"What are you two talking about" He asked and Anushka closed her eyes in disappointment.
"Nothing much all the shit happening all around" Anushka said.
"Yeah all that trolling and PR tactics." AB said and Virat's frown deepened.
"Ok guys bye" Anushka was going to cut the call but Virat stopped her hand.
"Trolling on Anushka?" Virat asked.
"Yes biscuit I am talking about that only. Take care of her as you know she's new to all this and..." AB was ranting but Danielle stopped him motioning him to look at furious Virat staring at Anushka who was pale by now.
"What's he talking about Anushka" Virat asked in a deep calm voice and everyone can feel shiver running down their spines.
Danielle raised her eyebrow and Anushka nodded in no making her facepalm.
"Well I guess I was not supposed to say this" AB said extremely confused only to meet with the silence.
"Umm guys bye take care you two we'll talk later" Danielle said taking the matter in her hand and cutting the call.
"What trolling is he talking about Anushka" Virat asked again.
A/N HEY GUYS, REMEMBER ME? AHH THIS CHAPTER SEEMS LIKE NEVER ENDING I HAVE BEEN WRITING IT SINCE A LONG TIME AND IT IS JUST NOT ENDING FINALLY I COMPLETED IT. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN SO DONE WRITING ANY CHAPTER OF THIS BOOK BUT I HOPE IT'S WORTH OF IT. WELL, SO YOUR AUTHOR HAVE EXAMS AROUND THE CORNER ALONG WITH HER BOARDS SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME YOU ALL. WAIT FIRST OF ALL LEMME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
Well Idk if these pictures would be added as I don't know why I can't upload pictures on my chapters and even messages are removed now. Ahh I don't know why all social apps are going through a downgrade atp. Well still you all can follow me for announcements or message me on feed for anything. So I wanted to show the comments of @forelsket_redamancy from the last chapter to you all, this guy is just-
One more thing, I was reading an ict story and come across a cute thing as that author asked for some good books suggestions and someone from my OG reader has suggested my book and it was around 2-3 weeks ago that time and this was such a beautiful gesture from you (sorry for forgetting your name) as I didn't expect you all to give that much love to my story tbh when I started but all this is so heart-warming ngl. I am just grateful!
Ok so coming back to the story spoiler is that we will see Virat's outburst regarding the revelation and team's reaction would be sidelined about the call due to the fiasco so their conversation among themselves and wait aren't you all missing Ranbir as he's about to make an exit so he should be there na and as I said a chaotic cameo on your way before the statement release.
SO TELL ME HOW THIS CHAPTER WENT. DO GIVE YOUR SUGGESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS AND SHOWER WITH VOTES. KEEP READING.
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