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"Kahan thi tum" Virat whispered to Anushka.

"Surgery thi na ek bas wahin usme busy thi" Anushka replied softly and Virat looked at him suspiciously.

"Tu mujhe kyun nahi bata rahi kya hoa hai" Virat whined.

"Kuch nahi hoa hai Vi sab theek hai" Anushka tried to assure him.

"Nushkie har cheez akele face karne ki ability hona achi baat hai par har cheez ko akele face karne ki zid hona achi baat nahi hai" Virat said and Anushka looked at him smiling.

"Kahan suna credit bhi dedo ab" Anushka said knowing him very well.

"Ishq par zor nahi. Ahaan Veer Malhotra" Virat mumbled rolling his eyes and Anushka giggled.

"Oh my god Asha tai kya kardiya apne. Koi kya sochega Virat Kohli ghar me bethke  tv serial dekh raha tha  4 mahine" Anushka chuckled and Virat smiled.

"Ary maze ke hote hain serials  funny types especially jab bahu aise bhagte hoe mandir jati hai na oh god hans hans ke pagal hojaogi tum" Virat added and Anushka shake his head in disbelief.

"Mujhe aise dekh rahe ho jaise mene kaha tha tum sabko ye karne ke liye" Rohit said adjusting himself comfortably on sofa beside Rishabh and passing a friendly smile to him who just blinked his eyes shocked.

"Rohit bhaiya jake Rishabh ke saath bethe kya tu bhi wahi soch raha hai jo me samajh raha hon Kulya" Yuzi said in deep thoughts.

"Pata nahi tu kya soch raha hai but jo soch raha hoga sahi hi soch raha hoga" Kuldeep spkoe confidently and Yuzi smiled.

"Awwie Kulya" Yuzi singed smiling and Rahul who was standing between them stepped back disgusted.

"Waise aap teeno saath saath kaise arahe the" Jaddu asked eyeing them gaining everyone's attention.

"Wo kya hai na surprisingly is room ka na ek hi door hai to jisko aana hai yahan se hi aayega unless usko aise chhat phad ke entry leni aati hai" Mahi bhai said smiling sarcastically but Jaddu still looked skeptical.

"Doctor Nushkaaaa" A voice come sing-calling Anushka and Virat huffed in annoyance.

"Agaya phir, kya garden hai ye room har thori der me ghumne ajata hai yahan" Virat mumbled as Ranbir entered.

"Ary tu apne cabin me mili nahi na to mujhe pata hi tha to yahin hogi Virat Kohli ke room me" Ranbir said smirking and team smiled.

"Kyun aaye aap yahan" Anushka asked glaring him.

"Wo Shruti ko half day chahiye tha to wo dhoond rhi thi apko usse laga aap yahan hongi or mujhe bhi yahi laga to me agaya yahan" Ranbir shrugged and team looked here and there to hide their smiles.

"Kyun ab shruti ki konsi nani mar gaye hai jo usse half day chahiye" Anushka sighed.

"Shruti ki nani already tayy hochuki hai" Ranbir said gesticulating a dead sign. "Maregi bhi to Adhiraj ki nani na"

"Adhiraj ki bhi koi nani nahi hai Shruti ne bataya nahi or waise bhi shruti aise bahane nahi banati she has better excuses" Virat said flexing.

"Ranbir shruti ko bol be honest kyun off chahiye and Mr. Kohli don't you dare to say about excuses kya bahana diya tha aapne kal shruti ko off ka. Ahh shruti should stay away from you guys." Anushka sad exasperated.

"Shruti ne bata diya mera idea tha" Virat asked shocked.

"Nahi wo to aise phenomenal reason se mene guess kiya" Anushka said sarcastically.

"Huh mujhse poochti na excuse to kabhi pakri nahi jati me expert hon iss kam me" Ranbir rolled his eyes.

"Mujhse kam I am pro in this" Virat retorted back.

"Impossible. Me jab se hospital aaya hon aise hi off leta raha hon and no one knows" Ranbir said.

"Me to bachpan se hi aise bahane banata hon aaj tak koi pakad nahi paya" Virat replied.

"Me na ek insan ko 4 4 bar mara hai or kisiko pata nhi chala" Ranbir gloated and Anushka looked at the duo wide eyed.

"Huh me to aise samne khade bande ko bhi boldon na ke ye mar gaya hai to bhi log man lete hain" Virat gloated.

"Huh kuch bhi how's that possible" Ranbir said crossing his arms on his chest.

"Wo banda khud kehta hai ke han me mar gaya hon ye mera bhoot hai" Virat said raising his imaginary collars.

"Huh wo to just because you are famous and apki fan following bohat hai especially female but usme kya mene bhi ek saath 4 4 ladkion ko date kiya hai" Ranbir said in attitude ignoring Anushka's glare.

"Huh to usme kya me ek saath 8 8 ladkion ko date karsakta hon" Virat said and Anushka looked at him taken aback and team shut their eyes annoyed but he continued obliviously.

"But me karunga nahi me sirf ek ladki ko date karke shaadi karonga me bacause I am a good man and good human and good cricketer" Virat said and Anushka didn't realized she was smiling until Ranbir spoke up.

"Huh acha to karke dikhao shaadi. Ladki me arrange karke dunga basa ke dikhao apna ghar" Ranbir challenged him smiling teasingly and triumphantly as Virat looked at him speechless.

"Bolo bolo" Ranbir said wiggling his brows as team looked at Virat curiously.

"Umm wo mujhe abhi apne career pr focus karna hai because me acha insan, batsmen to hon hi ab mujhe acha bowler bhi banna hai" Virat said.

"Huh usme kya wo to me pehle se hi hon batsman or bowler in short an all-rounder" Ranbir said.

"Huh wo to me bhi hon balke me to fielding kya wicket keeping bhi karleta hon bas mujhe koi karne nahi deta" Virat said hastily.

 "Ary me to umpiring bhi karleta hon..." Ranbir boasted but Anushka cut him off.

"Shutup both of you chup karo dono bakwas ki had hoti hai" Anushka shouted furiously and both sighed.

"DR. RANBIR DAFA HOJAEN YAHAN SE" Anushka said gritting her teeths 

"Ok dr. Anushka" Ranbir said leaving unbothered.

"OR MERE CABIN ME DIKHNA MAT" Anushka shouted.

"Theek hai ab tu itna force kar rahi hai to jaraha hon tere cabin me, nuts to mene khaliye the ab apple bhi khalunga" Ranbir run away and Anushka shook his head turning away to look back at Virat.

"Ye kya tha" Anushka swiftly turned towards Virat.

"Meri ghalti nahi hai usne start kiya tha" Virat whined.

"Han to end tum karoge right" Anushka said irked.

"Huh tum hamesha uski side leti ho you're biased meri kabhi nahi sunti hai pata hai uss din shruti bhi yehi keh rahi thi" Virat accused.

"SHRUTI? WHY THE HELL WERE YOU DISCUSSING ME WITH SHRUTI." Anushka said shocked and exasperated.

"Calm down bhabhi calm down" Rishabh said grabbing a glass of water coming towards Anushka oblivious to harry sitting on the ground making him stumble in his track and the water fell on Jaddu and Yuzi.

"RISHABH" The trio shrieked simultaneously and Anushka shut his eyes exasperated while Virat along with others laughed hysterically.

"OH GOD MERI LIFE ME KOI NORMAL INSAN KYUN NAHI HAI MAHI BHAI" Anushka complained tired and shocked turning towards Mahi bhai taking Virat by a surprise but he stayed mum.

"It's ok Anushka I understand tum at least ghar to jasakti ho meri to patni bhi kabhi kabhi..." Mahi bhai left his sentence hanging in the air sharing his pain with Anushka who nodded sympathizing.

"Oh ye to bohat bura hoa. Stay strong and..." Anushka said sympathetically but stopped horrified running towards Rishabh.

"Koi Rishabh ko cushion nahi marega me keh rahi hon. Idhar aa tu Rish" Anushka said glaring at Hardik, Jaddu and Yuzi.

"Lekin Rishabh ko cushion marna hospital ke rules ke khilaf hai to kya hoa ham waise bhi kafi hain" Jaddu said.

"Huh koi haath to lagaye 10 ke 10 ko nahi mahi bhai ke siwa 9 ke 9 hospital ke bahar hoge" Anushka said coming in between Rishabh and trio warning them.

"Han beta koi haath to lagao mujhe" Rishabh said booing them from behind Anushka and Jaddu Yuzi signalled him something.

"Bhabhi ye log mujhe dara rahe hain" Rishabh whined.

"Kon bol raha hai" Anushka asked again glaring them and they backed off together pointing towards Poor jassi.

"Me?? Mene kuch nahi bola me kahan tha bhaiya isme" Jassi said.

"Haww jassi ye bohat buri baat hai aisa nahi karte" Jaddu said like an elder brother.

"Tch tch tch very bad" Yuzi shook his head.

"Mne kuch nhi kiya bhabhi sachme meri koi ghalti nahi thi jhoot bol rhe hain bhaiyas Rohit bhaiya dkho na" Jassi said panicked and before Rohit could say something Anushka intervened.

"It's ok Jassi I get it. Another victim of them koi baat nahi. Tum chill karo." Anushka said softly taking the half filled glass from Rishabh and giving it to Jassi.

"Thank you" Jassi said happily and Rishabh gave him a despising look.

"Koi baat nahi Rishabh tum chill karo" Virat said passing a jug to sulking Rishabh smiling teasingly.

"Bhaiya ye jug me bhabhi ko de to don but agar unhon ne apke upar ye sara pani...... You know" Rishabh said sharply yet politely.

"Han ye bhi hai" Virat said keeping the jug back "Me ranbir thori hon mujhpe to phenk bhi sakti hai"

"Tumhe problem kya hai Ranbir se" Anushka asked done with him.

"Mujhe uski shakal nahi pasand or wo bar bar ajata hai apni shakal dikhane" Virat said disgusted.

"Han to karlo kuch time tolerate last days hi hain uske" Anushka mumbled sadly

"Kyun aise koi goli marke udana wale hai usse" Virat said excitedly successfully triggering Anushka.

"NAHI HAR KISIKO AISE AKELE JAKE HEROPANTI DIKHANE OR GOLI KHANE KA SHOQ NAHI HOTA NA IDIOT STUPID KI TARAH KUCH LOG NORMAL BHI HOTE HAIN" Anushka taunted.

"Wo sab to theek hai lekin Ranbir or normal ek hi sentence me chi ispe to Rishu bhi agree nahi karega" Virat said disgusted and Rishabh smiled meekly at Anushka.

"Mne tumhe idiot, stupid, senseless, abnormal bola lekin tumhe ye padi hai ke ranbir ko normal kyun bola" Anushka asked bewildered.

"Ary wo to roz ka hai na jab tak tum aake aise do teen taunts nahi marti mujhse to pani hi nahi piya jata. Haash ap sukoon se pani to pee lon" Virat said peacefully sipping water.

"Kuch bhi" Anushka rolled her eyes.

"Nahi seriously dekh nurse 3-4 hours pehle jug rakh ke gaye thi abhi tak sirf 2 glass nikle hain usme se" Virat said cherishing and relishing the water and Anushka stared at him shocked and puzzled.

"Anushka tu yahan kyun aaye thi?" Mahi bhai said interrupting them.

"Wo hi to me sochti hon bhai me yahan aati kyun" Anushka replied and Mahi bhai sighed at this dramatic kid.

"Tu kuch bolne aaye thi" Mahi bhai rephrased his question and Anushka bite her tongue.

"Han me bolne aaye thi ke...... me kya bolne aaye thi" Anushka said thinking.

"Agar tu ne mujhe bataya hota to mujhe pata hota na tu yahan kyun aaye hai lekin nahi tu ne to mujhe kuch bataya hi nahi to ab me kaise bataon" Virat made another attempt and Anushka rolled her eyes.

"Han me ye kehne aaye thi ke wo kal Sheetal aayegi subah or me abhi ghar jarahi hon" Anushka said recalling and Virat narrowed her eyed and pulled Rohit's hand to look at his wrost watch.

"Kyun abh totumhari duty khatam hone me pora 1 hour and 35 minutes hain jaldi kyun jarahi ho" Virat said as Rohit pulled his hand out of his grip smacking him.

"Han wo meri surgery thi na" Anushka said absentmindedly.

"APKI SURGERY" Jassi asked worried and Rahul smacked him.

"Nahi wo meri nahi patient ki surgery thi" Anushka said.

"Idiot" Rahul mumbled and Jassi smiled sheepishly.

"Han to" Virat asked and Anushka looked confused.

"Huh" Anushka asked.

"Patient ki surgery thi aaj to according to the hospital rules aap jaldi off leke jasakte hain uske bad right" Virat said completing her sentence and she nodded vigrously.

"Yeah I was going to say the same" Anushka smiled.

"But tu kabhi jati nahi thi because according to you your work never tires you to aaj kyun jarahi  ho" Virat investigated.

"Umm wo aise hi like" Anushka fumbled.

"Jab tumhare chote se brain me kuch bohat bada chal raha hota hai na tab tum aise blank hojati ho right" Virat said jumping on another conclusion.

"Ary nahi Vi aisa nahi hai me bas..." Anushka tried to reason.

"Hahah agar me ghalat bol raha hota to tum abtak shut up vi bolke mujhe ignore kar deti because you never clarify when you feel you are right but tum justification derahi ho it means something is definitely wrong" Virat said.

Oh very nice am impressed" Harry said in between and everyone glared at him.

"Ary ye to kuch nahi abhi to pori book publish karne wale hain Virat Kohli mujhpe.." Anushka said lightly.

"Tch tch tch tu topic change karna bilkul nahi seekhi mujhse nushkie very bad attempt" Virat said disappointedly and Anushka towards Mahi bhai for help

"MAHI BHAI KO BHI PATA HAI OR MUJHE NAHI" Virat asked shocked following Anushka's gaze.

"Nahi nahi mujhe kuch nahi pata, mujhe kaise pata hoga." Mahi bhai said quickly and Virat nodded unsure.

"Ary vi kuch nahi hai wahi sab case and media ka jo chal raha hai and kam ka pressure stop overthinking" Anushka said and Virat sighed defeated at her stubborness.

"Acha guys me jarahi hon please insano ki tarah behave karna Virat" Anushka said after a while.

"Nushkie tujhe pata hai jo me kar nahi sakta wo kyun bolti hai tu wo bol na jo me kar sakon" Virat said and Anushka shook his head.

"Sojao Virat" Anushka said.

"Ok" Virat said closing her eyes as Anushka picked up her things subtly smiling.

"Mahi bhai please keep a watch on them and visiting..." Anushka ranted looking at bhai who smiled cutting her off.

"Pata hai mujhe beta I'll manage tum jao" Mahi bhai said and she smiled.

"Acha jarahi hon guys bye" Anusha said moving towards the door but stopped midway looking at Virat who pretends to be sleeping.

"Me jarahi hon bye" Anusha said again.

"Byeee" team said in unison trying not to laugh at this idiotic duo.

"Han jarahi hon me" Anushka said pouting "Virat" Anushka yelled and team chuckled.

"Me so raha hon na tujhe jawab kaise don" Virat said opening one eye and then closed it instantly after completing his sentence and Anusha smiled widely opening the door to leave.

"Tu iss room se itna smile krte hoe kyun nikal rahi hai nushka" Team heard Ranbir voice who was dragged by Anushka.

"Bhai ye neend me bhi Ranbir ki awaz pr eyes roll kar raha hai" Rohit said laughing and team surrounds him staring at him.

"Mere sar pe khade hoke distract mat karo mujhe me so raha hon" Virat said with closed eyes and team looked at him in disbelief.

"Chlo sab wahan chalke betho" Mahi bhai tried to sound stern and not smile and they followed him.

"Rah" Harry said looking at Rahul.

"Hmm" Rahul hummed rubbing his eyes.

"Tu bar bar apni eyes rub kar raha hai or weird faces bana raha hai Matlab tujge conjunctivitis hoa hai" Harry said exclaiming and team looked at him bewildered.

"Nahi Harry mujhe neend arahi hai" Rahul said looking at him sharply and Harry looked disappointed.

"Ro" Jaddu said to Rohit who was engrossed in his phone.

"Bol" Rohit replied not sparing a glance to him.

"Tu aise phone pe itna focused hai or bar bat apne pair tap kr rha h zaroor tu Vada pav ke bare me soch raha hoga" Jaddu said proudly a d Rohit strangely looked at him.

"Nahi me khane ke bare me nahi soch raha ar.... ah kuch kam kar raha hon important" Rohit said ignoring him and he also sighed disappointed and Yuzi laughed at them.

"Bhaiyas wait and watch" Yuzi said confidently.

"Kulya tu apne phone me smile karta hoa kuch dekh raha hai or enjoy kar raha hai konsi naye edit mili hai hum dono ki" Yuzi asked wiggling his eyebrows and Kuldeep smiled surprised.

"Ary tujhe kaise pata aa me dikhata hon" Kuldeep said excited and Yuzi went up raising his imaginary collars at two sulking men.

"Jassi hatt mere Kulya ke pass se" yuzi said pushing jassi aside and sitting there.

"Jass to yahan aake Beth ja" Rishabh said to jassi.

"Nahi rish wo bhabhi ne pani diya tha na bht energy hai mujh me" Jassi said smirking and team looked at him shocked and Rishabh frowned.

"Huh tu float kya kar raha hai bhabhi ke liye laya hoa pani peeke paapi insan" Rishabh said sharply.

"Paapi?" Jassi asked confused.

"Han to bhabhi maa jaisi hoti hai or ma devi hoti hai tu e devi maa ka pani piya tujhe sharam nahi aaye kaisa admi hai tu" Rishabh said sending jassi on a guilty trip.

"Bhabhi maa hoti hai. Bhabhi maa" Harry mumbled to himself.

"Wo to unhon ne diya na" jasdi tried to reason.

"Han wo to as a human dediya usme kya aisa or mjhse lad mat ab tu wo kya Jaina teri or meri ladai me ab bhabhi teri side to legi nahi" Rishabh said gloating irking Jassi and Kuldeep.

"Kyun nhi le sakti hmari side wo" Jassi asked.

"Han stop being a self proclaimed favorite Rishabh" kudeep said.

"Oh guys excuse me wo bhabhi ka message aaya hai to me busy hon abhi" rishabh said getting up.

"Han to yahan Beth ke sun na" Jassi said pulling him back and he shrugged playing the voice note.

"Han Rish I am ok me ghar pohonch gaye hon or me so time se sojaongi rat me (chuckling). Sun mera ek kam karde wo na Vi ka medicine ka naya course start hoga to agar nurse na aaye na thori Der me to usko bula lena yad se Jane se pehle. Me shruti ya Ranbir ko bol deti lekin phir tujhe pata hai na unka so please do that. Or han Vi ko bolo wo uth sakta hai sote sote Rohit se ladne ki zarorat nahi hai" and the voice note ends.

"Thank you Nushkie but me or Ro ladte nahi hain haina Ro" Virat said getting up.

"Ro kisko dekh raha hai  tu phone pe me yahan 4 goliyan khake pada hon tere samne" Virat whined and Rohit jolted up.

"Nahi nahi vi aisi koi baat nahi hai" Rohit leaped towards him justifying.

Mahi bhai entered the room to find Jassi and Kulderp sulking while Yuzi and Bhuvi are trying to console the. Rohit and Virat were in their own world bickering meanwhile Rahul was chatting on phone and Harry was trying to peak into his phone and Rishabh was messaging his bhabhi and jaddu was sitting there laughing hysterically at all of them making mahi bhai sigh in relief.

A/N HEY GUYS MADE YOU ALL WAIT MUCH I GUESS. BUT IDK I'M JUST NOT GETTING ENOUGH TIME IN BETWEEN RAMADAN AND STUDY AND HEALTH. WELL THIS IS MORE LIKE A FILLER CHAPTER SO DO TELL ME HOW IT WENT AND KEEP READING.