MAIN CHARACTERS

VIRAT KOHLI

"Oh God she's so obsessed with me"

ANUSHKA SHARMA

"Ary koi bhi random, faltu, paraye mard ko mere ghar pe dekh ke koi kya sochega.... mere bare me."

ROHIT SHARMA

"Me to kehta hon bhai sahi time hai rishta pakka kardon"

MS DHONI

"Wo sab to theek hai lekin ye time hai in baaton ka"

RISHABH PANT

"Bhaiya bhabhi maa jaisi hoti hai or maa devi samaan, Isliye wo bhabhi nahi devi maa hai devi maa or devi maa ka adar hum sabka dharm hai"

HARDIK PANDYA

"Iske Armaan ko dekh ke to mere sare armaan hi mitti me mil gaye. Hayee ab me apne dil ke armaan kahan pore karunga"

KL RAHUL

"Shut up Harry. I am warning you meri chats me ghusna bhi mat. Or Rishabh Virat ke pass se hat usse rest karne de."

YUZVENDRA CHAHAL

"Jassi mere Kulya se door raho tum."

JASPRIT BUMRAH

"Rohit bhaiya dekho naa"

KULDEEP YADAV

"Yuzi keh raha hai to theek hi hoga."

RAVINDRA JADEJA

"Ssshh mujhe sunne do unki baatein nahi to me Champa ko kya bataonga raat mein."

KIARA SHARMA

"Life me drama bhi to zarori hai and you know what I love production."

RANBIR KAPOOR

"Bas ek acha khasa, gharelu, sanskari, handsome, paisewala cricketer dekh ke Anushka ki shaadi kardon phir chen se jaonga"

THE OG ASHA TAI

"Aye national acid iss naam ki malkin ko leke nikal mere kitchen se."

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