Echizen ur a dork [Sh!tpost]
Sorry I'm very hyper 😂 gawd save me from my "meme worthy" misery
Warning: FBI, 4th wall break,Reader is trash, The author is on drugs, language, Echizen is secretly the female titan but with cat ears I suppose
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Oh hey there I'm Reader yeah, I'm making my way downtown to my oh so lovely Ecchan's classroom...did I say downtown? I meant the hallways yeah...
As I moonwalk to Class-E and no not the Class-E with a blue haired trap and sadisticly handsome red hair bitch fighting their teacher who is a squid with a resting bitch face of a smile and..yeah
As I was saying, I slammed the door open and spotted Ecchan doing her homework or something probably drawing me and her in the titanic
"Hey my tol ass fren, lez go home" I said as I said that she look at me and stand up saying "Go home I'm very dangerous stay away" then she Sailor moon transform herself then BOOM she became ey she-teetan with cute ers so adorable "Oh no u turn a teetan stop running away mah luv"
As I said that people screamed at her bc she's teetan, But I cud tel dat she luks liek a dork so yeah I chase her with my WHAPASHING KAPOW anti-manuever gear bc I'm more swiggity swaggier than Levi and Kenny fuck you.
As soon as I clung onter her flawless bacc the FBI suddenly chase after us
"Ecchan stoph ur overreaction u dont know wat chu r doin" I said, she teir *cry* and shrink and I hug her, FBI said "Ur bitch is 2 kyot to deserve u" and I anger and flipped FBI off saying "Bish dun chu dare fooking say dat she bitch u ass. Fooking Bicthass Imagrents go awei" FBI left, I den kisu Echan and she carry me saying "I luv u so much that i gay for u" and I say "yay lets screw" then my fren stopped me from continueing yay
Okay bye
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