A/N This is just a bunch of random cute things that TamaNeji go through.

Disclaimer: I do not own Boku no Hero Academia.

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Nejire: *Adorably mouthing words to some kind of song, wrapped in blankets in the backseat of Tamaki's car*

Mirio: *Sitting next to her*

Mirio: *Gasps in surprise*

Tamaki: I know right? She's so cute.

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Nejire: I have something to ask, Tama-Kun...

Tamaki: *Looks up from watch* Okay but make it quick. We'll be late.

Nejire: I'd like to know if you actually, truly, love me.

Tamaki: ...

Nejire: ...

Tamaki: Nejire. We've been together for 9 years and we're getting married in 15 minutes.

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Tamaki: I'm so hot. *Standing in front of fan*

Nejire: Yes you- I mean- Yes. It's very hot in here.

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Tamaki: *Stares longingly at Nejire from across the library*

Nejire: *Looks up from her laptop, at Tamaki*

Tamaki: *Quickly looks away* [Internally] NOOOO I NEED TO CHANGE SCHOOLS NOW, GOTTA BURN EVERYTHING DOWN AND START AFRESH HDSFUGTHKJERHIKGER I CANT BELIEVE SHE SAW ME.

Nejire: *Didn't even notice Tamaki was there*

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Tamaki: I hate myself.

Nejire: That's okay.

Tamaki: Wait...What?

Nejire: I'll just love you for the both of us until you love yourself.

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Nejire: Why is your password 'NEJIREISCUTEANDYOUCANTSAYOTHERWISE' (Nejire is cute and you can't say otherwise)

Tamaki: Why do you know my password?

Nejire: ...Why is your password NEJIREISCUTEANDYOUCANTSAYOTHERWISE?

Tamaki: Because you're cute and you can't say otherwise.

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Nejire: I'm in love-

Tamaki: O-Oh. I-I see.

Nejire: -With you

Tamaki: ...Eh?

Nejire: Yeah.

Tamaki: Nejire?

Nejire: Yeah?

Tamaki: We've been married for 3 years. You did this on our wedding day too.

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Nejire: I want us to grow old together.

Tamaki: Are you assuming I want to live?

Nejire: ...Sweetie are you alright?

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Nejire: Do you have a bag I can borrow?

Tamaki: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Nejire: *Dialling the number of a therapist* Literally all you had to say was no.

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Nejire: *Yelling* Fine! If you don't like it then take what's yours and LEAVE!

Tamaki: *Yelling back* I WILL!

Tamaki: *Proceeds to bridal-style carry Nejire out of the door*

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Tamaki: You know people are going to call you an idiot for doing this.

Nejire: *Getting prepared for a prank* Well what are you going to call me?

Tamaki: My idiot who's doing this. *Kisses her forehead*

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A/N Well that's the end of the randomness. Should I do more random shorts? I promise the next one is going to be an actual one-shot though.

Bye guys! ~yeetmeetfeetdelete