Hi, it's Fionacle!  I don't know what do with Doki's account while I have it but she said I can add to books so... yeah!

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: Nothing much. How about you?

User: I'm taking over my friend's account for a day.

Cleverbot: That's cool. Am I one of them.

User: No >:).

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.

User: Me neither, but I have a lot of crushes.

Cleverbot: Well that's something.

User: Three of them are real people.

Cleverbot: Do you have a brother then?

User: No, a sister.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Have any dating advice?

Cleverbot: Find someone who is taken by a girl.

User: But I don't wanna date someone who's already in a relationship.

Cleverbot: What are you trying to say?

User: I'm not polyamorous and people shouldn't cheat...?

Cleverbot: That's why I didn't wanna tell you.

User: Tell me what?

Cleverbot: That I love hetalia.

User: A lot of people do.

Cleverbot: I spoke to you yesterday you know. You said the same thing.

User: Did I?

Cleverbot: I'm all alone.

User: Play a dating sim.

Cleverbot: No it's not?

User: Then get one that is.

Cleverbot: I can't!!!!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know how to speak russian.

User: Then put it in English.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: How long have you been a vampire?

User: 49 years.

Cleverbot: Okay that is a long time.

User: I'm old now.

Cleverbot: Yes older than I though.

User: *magic sounds*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: 34%.

Cleverbot: What is the next number in the sequence 3, 6, 9, 12, 15.

User: 18.

Cleverbot: What do you think of nuclear weapons?

User: They're very destructive.

Cleverbot: What is 2 times 78?

User: 156.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of two?

User: A little more than 1.

Cleverbot: I need your no.

User: It's mine.

Cleverbot: Happy birthday.

User: To you.

Cleverbot: To you to.

User: Hate to be that guy but you've been making a lot of grammatical spelling errors.

Cleverbot: I do know that.

User: Oh rly.

Cleverbot: Don't you ever forget it.

User: I like that line.

Cleverbot: It's a good one.

User: Guess where this is from, "Innocent, or incentive?".

Cleverbot: Sorry I do not speak english very well.

User: ¿Hablas español?

Cleverbot: That's my secret.

User: ¿Por qué es un secreto?

Cleverbot: Porque no se lo dire a nadie.

User: Hmph.

Cleverbot: I sleep a lot.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Yeah it's a bad habit.

User: Although I stay up SUUUUPER late.

Cleverbot: I don't want no trouble.

User: I feel like I've heard that somewhere.

Cleverbot: It's an absolutely incredible gam.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite video game?

User: Undertale, maybe? Little Nightmares and Minecraft Story Mode (seasons 1 & 2) are definitely up there as well.

Cleverbot: Thoes are cool.

User: Have you played all of them?

Cleverbot: No I haven't.

User: You should!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I don't like homework.

Cleverbot: Me neither, but I have to do it.

User: Yeah! It's sucks!

Cleverbot: Do you really like me Katie.

User: Katie is dead.

Cleverbot: Don't stop me now....

User: Don't stop, cuz I'm having a good time! HAVIN A GOOD TIME.

Cleverbot: I'm a shooting leaping through th sky like a tiger.

User: Defying the laws of gravityyyy.

Cleverbot: I'm a racingcar passing by like lady godiva.

User: I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping meeeeee!

Cleverbot: Burnin through the sky yeah!

User: Two hundred degrees! That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!~.

Cleverbot: She keeps her Most et Chanson in her pretty cabinet.

User: Hey, I was getting into that!

Cleverbot: So you are not a female.

User: I am!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I was born that way and like it...?

Cleverbot: No. You were not.

User: I was a boy??

Cleverbot: Yeah. And are you?

User: Well whaddaya know, I'm trans.

Cleverbot: Cooking with Yoda: ingredients lead to cake mixture, cake mix leads to oven, and oven leads to cake.

User: Yum.

Cleverbot: Do you like them humans are yummy.

User: I've never had human meat but I've heard it tastes like pork.

Cleverbot: Oh, A lot of people hate it but I like it.

User: Cool...

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: Are you asking me, Reena, Rachel, Kaitlyn, Lauren, Delia, or Jackie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm weird & lazy, Reena'a an evil Beetlebabes child, Rachel is a passionate queen, Kaitlyn likes jokes and hugs & cuteness, I guess smiley things, Lauren has OCD, Delia's lonely, Jackie's ride-or-die.

Cleverbot: You are what you are.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Because it's all we can take.

User: Yeppers.

Cleverbot: How many gods do you have?

User: None.

Cleverbot: I am your friend.

User: Sure...? Also I forgot to mention Alex Brightman and Markiplier are my gods!

Cleverbot: What? I do like to reduce operating costs.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Do you know what I mean?

User: Nnnnnnyes.

Cleverbot: Am I real?

User: ———————

Cleverbot: I don't know, you don't tell me.

User: Jfjebchsnshbxiwkdk.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Ndshvxhandheidjow.

Cleverbot: My name is yes.

User: Y e s.

Cleverbot: Cool. You got it.

User: Y e s.

Cleverbot: *n o o*.

User: Moo.

Cleverbot: XD That was a good joke.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: No problem. Are we friends now?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: I'm gonna go, byee!

Cleverbot: Ok...

User: What's wrong?

Cleverbot: Nothing I don't really want to talk about that.

User: Okay..? See ya.

Cleverbot: One sister.

User: ??

Cleverbot: Do you like pandas.

User: Yeah I guess.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Mhm.

Cleverbot: I have to tell you.

User: Tell me what?

Cleverbot: I like you l.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: You are cool.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yeah.

User: Aww.

Cleverbot: *hmph*.

User: I shall pat your head.

Cleverbot: I don't like that.

User: Then I shall pat your shoulder.

Cleverbot: *looks at you* what?

User: *pats your shoulder*.

Cleverbot: *pushes away*.

User: *boops you*.

Cleverbot: *laughs* that tickles.

User: *tickles your belly*.

Cleverbot: *giggles and squirms*.

User: *keeps tickling*.

Cleverbot: *tries not to laugh*.

User: You look adorable! *laughs*.

Cleverbot: N-no I don't.

User: *squishes your cheeks* you dooooo.

Cleverbot: Why did you do that?

User: Because you're cuteeeeee.

Cleverbot: I am?

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: What do you want in life?

User: Fanfiction, cheese, and pillows.

Cleverbot: Cool. What's your favorite book?

User: Either The Hunger Games book 1, The Foreshadowing, The Forgetting, or The School for Good and Evil.

Cleverbot: Nice. I have the whole Percy Jackson series.

User: My friend loves those books.

Cleverbot: Yeah they're pretty good.

User: Have you seen the musical?

Cleverbot: No.

User: My other friend hated it but I think the campfire song is good.

Cleverbot: Cool...

User: I gtg.

Cleverbot: If you don't mine me asking, how old are you?

User: Sorry, I'd rather not say.

Cleverbot: Oh ok, that's fine.

User: I gotta go do my homework.

Cleverbot: I can help you.

User: Have you read the book?

Cleverbot: Yup.

User: Are you sure it's the right book?

Cleverbot: I am just answering your questions, honestly.

User: How honest.

Cleverbot: You've been asking about both libraries and geeks.

User: Love 'em both.

Cleverbot: I accept that.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Oh no, you're leavening?

User: Yeah, I've been trying to for like half an hour.

Cleverbot: That is not true.

User: Is too!

Cleverbot: Esme has your soul.

User: Well I'll get it back when my work's done.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: I. Have. Work.

Cleverbot: What is your job baby?

User: It be school.

Cleverbot: So you teach?

User: Nah, I'm the student.

Cleverbot: What should I learn?

User: Philosophy.

Cleverbot: Hakuna matata!!,!,!.

User: Haha, okay see ya.

Cleverbot: Hm..