*awards gala*

 Great Britain: My son will donate the final prize to Canada. 

Canada: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! It is with great pleasure that I have the honor to donate this very unnecessary award to the biggest gay... *drumroll* USA!!!.

 Ame: Thank you, thank you. I would like to invite my boyfriend, Russia, to the center.

 Russia: *Sharpens a knife and prepares for an attack*

 *five minutes later*

 Poland: What is this red liquid? And why is laughing Russia running away from Ame waving his stick?

 Ame: *shouting at Russia in the distance* YOU DUMB!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO MURDER EVERYONE!

 Russia: I just got rid of witnesses!

 Poland: Ame! Wait! I'll help! RUSSIAAAAAAA!!!!!!.

 *less than an hour later*

 Germany: Polen, why is the Russia dead and lying among the dumplings? 

Poland: *runs away*

 Germany: POLEN!!!

 And so the story comes full circle.