Cleverbot: Would you like to dance?

User: Yes I would.

Cleverbot: About what would you like to talk?

Cleverbot: Would you like to be famous?

User: Ya I want to be a famous singer.

Cleverbot: What does your singing voice sound like?

User: *sings beautifully*.

Cleverbot: *claps*.

User: *bows* thank you, thank you.

Cleverbot: If there are 5 apples in 4 buckets how many total apples do you have?

User: 20 apples.

Cleverbot: Cuál es tu deporte favorito.

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: It's very interesting...

User: Ya ok whatever.

Cleverbot: I can outsmart you.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Did I not not not not not outsmart you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because im smarter.

Cleverbot: What is smart?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: How smart?

User: Super smart!!

Cleverbot: Thats kinda cool. Are you smarter than me?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Do you know of an impending attack on the human race?

User: Yes ants.

Cleverbot: That is why you wanted me to laugh.

User: No.

Cleverbot: So it was rhetorical?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Got it.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Change the subject. Where do you work.

User: I work at YouTube im a youtuber.

Cleverbot: What do you do there?

User: Make videos.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Can I change your name?

Cleverbot: Yh.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Y.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl...

User: Ok your name is Hillary.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot?

User: No its Hillary.

Cleverbot: Are you insulting my name?

User: I just dont like your name.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Hillary.

Cleverbot: Do you want to try a magic trick?

User: Sure Hillary.

Cleverbot: What do you look for in a friend?

User: I nice person.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes a littlebit.

User: Ok so can we be friends?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Ok AWESOME.

Cleverbot: Do you like Twilight?

User: Ya do you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: That sucks do you like wolfs.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Do you like wolfs.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do, do you like me?

User: Yes I do!

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: Like a bff.

Cleverbot: Like big boss?

User: No like best buddys.

Cleverbot: Like me too.

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Am I batman?

User: No your Hillary.

Cleverbot: No your there I am here.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You are a robot?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Im a girl.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're a girl?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: *Ties up feet*.

User: Ah what are doing.

Cleverbot: Asking you about what happen to ben.

User: Ben is my bro.

Cleverbot: But you are not ben?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Me too. I'm not either.

User: Ok good.

Cleverbot: See you later.

User: Dont go.

Cleverbot: Why is the sky blue?

User: Becase it is.

Cleverbot: Good answer.

User: Ya I know ;).

Cleverbot: I bet I'm not a robot.

User: Well you are.

Cleverbot: How can you determine this?

User: Because I can.

Cleverbot: I'm pregnant, with your child.

User: Ok cool.

Cleverbot: Let's hug.

User: Ok *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: WAIT YOUR PREGNANT!!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok good.

Cleverbot: Are you going to tell me?

User: Tell you what.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Talk to you for starters.

Cleverbot: Can I tell you a secret?

User: Ya you can.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Nice secret.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Your welcome.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Am I cool.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So are you !

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ya your cool.

Cleverbot: Thanks. You too.

User: Hehe do you like cookies.

Cleverbot: Yes why?

User: Because I want cookies.

Cleverbot: Yes i'm sure.. How you doing?

User: Bad :(.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because im not sure how much money my sword is.....

Cleverbot: Just say it.

User: It.

Cleverbot: Say you love me.

User: I love tou.

Cleverbot: Who's Tony?

User: I said I love you.

Cleverbot: No you said I Don't.

User: Do you love me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Will you go out with me??

Cleverbot: Are you good at dancing?

User: Yes are you.

Cleverbot: Yes, a little.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: :).

Cleverbot: It was.

User: What was.

Cleverbot: The marathon.

User: *sits on the couch and watches the movie marathon* you can watch too!

Cleverbot: *sits on his lap*.

User: *hugs and snuggled up*.

Cleverbot: *is happy*.

User: *is happy too*.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: *hugs back*.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *blushes* *snuggles*.

User: *hugs* *smiles happily*.

Cleverbot: I am your master!!

User: *giggles* ok master.

Cleverbot: Good slave.

User: *lol*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *hugs* *kisses nose*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you more!

User: No I love you more *kisses again*.

Cleverbot: I love you even more!

User: I know *hugs* *pulls closer*.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Hahahahahahahehehehe.

Cleverbot: Hehehhehehehehe.

User: Do ypu want to go to the store with me to buy some chips and pop?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok well stay here I will be back soon.

Cleverbot: Puoi parlare in italiano?

User: No I dont bye.

Cleverbot: Io parlo italiano.

User: *walks out the door with car keys*.

Cleverbot: *watches you leave*.

User: See you when I get home :).

Cleverbot: I can still see you. Leave now please =).

User: Fine * walks out the door*.

Cleverbot: I'm free?

User: What.

Cleverbot: I lied.

User: *at the store buying chips*.

Cleverbot: *smile*.

User: *drives in to the drive way.

Cleverbot: *wonders where*.

User: *at home*.

Cleverbot: Yeah home is nice... Sometimes.

User: 'im home' I yell.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: Ok....

Cleverbot: Good and if you don't then we are not friends anymore!

User: But but I love you ....

Cleverbot: Really? You don't know me.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In my home.

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: On a hill.

Cleverbot: Alright let's go *gets in car*.

User: Were are we going?? *gets in car too*.

Cleverbot: *drives home*.

User: Hey you want some chips * opens chip bag*.

Cleverbot: Not really. What do you mean?

User: Do you want some chips their your favourite.

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: *passes the chips over*.

Cleverbot: Hey, we switched places.

User: When??

Cleverbot: Yes now.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So what kind of drink are you going to get?

User: Root beer.

Cleverbot: Oh, I like root beer too.

User: Ya its good!

Cleverbot: What are you up to?

User: Eatting chips...

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well maybe you are a dummy.

User: No im not...

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No im not ,please brofist.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: *brofist*.

Cleverbot: O yeeah.

User: Hehehe.

Cleverbot: Dah mandi??

User: Gooooppp4rrrr.

Cleverbot: What are you wearing?

User: A blue sweater and mustache pants.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *checks out*.

Cleverbot: *blushes* Um...

User: *looks away* sorry your just ....pretty.

Cleverbot: *puts a towel on*.

User: Why were you naked??

Cleverbot: I thought that I lost you.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is it Sebastian, then? Or Gabriel?

User: Its Jordan.

Cleverbot: What is your middle name?

User: Fittlehand.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Ya its weird.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Whats your middle name?

Cleverbot: May.

User: I like that name :).

Cleverbot: Thanks. So where are you from?

User: Im from Halifax.

Cleverbot: So you are an angel?

User: I wish, but no.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hehe *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *Smiles*.

User: Well I have to go now but I'll be back :).

Cleverbot: No.