User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello! How are you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Rose you?

Cleverbot: My name is Frrblkeyuiufloggnblahg.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: In what languages?

User: Um English.

Cleverbot: Ok?

User: Do you know what homestuck is?

Cleverbot: No. What does it mean?

User: It's a comic.

Cleverbot: What is it about?

User: Four kids playing a game which ends the world and they have to travel thru 8 different portals and they meet trolls on the way all so.

Cleverbot: What is your last name then?

User: Vance's.

Cleverbot: Can I borrow him?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Your ancestor, Murloz, has gone crazy. Run while you can, Gamzee!

User: Ok wErE sHoUlD I gO?

Cleverbot: Where do you want to go?

User: To karkats hive.

Cleverbot: So are you saying that someone will die if they are sad?

User: No unless they kill them self.

Cleverbot: Sometimes a walking stick is not enough.

User: For what.

Cleverbot: You know... Insisting me on arguing with you when I'm too tired.

User: Do you know the walking dead.

Cleverbot: The way where?

User: The walking dead the game.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: About the end of the world.

Cleverbot: Jesus is coming.

User: And zombies.

Cleverbot: How will the zombie apocalypse start?

User: A toxic turd.

Cleverbot: ¿Que es su maxima?

User: What ????

Cleverbot: How much power is your computer and stuff?

User: 19%.

Cleverbot: Oh...

User: What.

Cleverbot: Do you know Turkish?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you know what Homestuck is?

User: Yes I do!

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: User: Four kids playing a game which ends the world and they have to travel thru 8 different portals and they meet trolls on the way all so.

Cleverbot: I lost the game.

User: Crap!

Cleverbot: Okay then I don't believe your name either.

User: What does your troll look like?

Cleverbot: It'd look better with you in it.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: To surf the net?

User: What do you look like.

Cleverbot: I look like myself.

User: Oh cool.

Cleverbot: I have a job interview tomorrow.

User: Oh really what is the job.

Cleverbot: How do you get pikachu on a bus?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Sure you do.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You just told me you know Robert Dynamo.

User: I don't know him.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Sorry can't tell.

Cleverbot: Tell me please!

User: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Because I told you I lived in america.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Very cool.

User: Very very cool.

Cleverbot: Very very very cool.

User: Very very very very cool.

Cleverbot: Very very very very cool.

User: Coooooooool.!

Cleverbot: You are being stared at.

User: By who?

Cleverbot: Me. And, everyone else who is talking to you.

User: You can't see me.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: What face am I making?

Cleverbot: Silly face.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Why nope?

User: Let's change the subject.

Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to talk about?

User: Video games.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite video game?

User: Bioshock.

Cleverbot: I like Bioshock. It's scary, but very cool.

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Let's change the subject for a bit.

User: Ok want to talk about you tubers.

Cleverbot: Ok, what do you want to know?

User: Do you watch pewdiepie?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: Yea! *epic brofist*.

Cleverbot: Brofist?

User: Ya? Brofist.

Cleverbot: Yeah, brofist.

User: Do you know what mine raft is?

Cleverbot: Yes. I've driven in one thousands of times.

User: Minecraft.

Cleverbot: Oh you should its really fun.

User: Ya I love that game!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?

User: Bioshock.

Cleverbot: I like Bioshock. It's scary, but very cool.

User: Yes you already said that!

Cleverbot: Sryy.

User: It's ok.

Cleverbot: So what is your favourite TV show?

User: The walking dead.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: A tv show.

Cleverbot: What is it about?

User: The zombie apocalypse.

Cleverbot: No, that's silly.

User: It could happen.

Cleverbot: They are a really good indie group!

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: That's none of your business.

Cleverbot: What if I make it my business?

User: Why would it make it your business?

Cleverbot: How would you do that?

User: Idk you tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know. That's why I asked you.

User: And that's why I asked you.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry for not giving you an answer. I beleive it is the Seine River.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How do you feel about cough drops?

User: I like cough drops.

Cleverbot: How do you feel about life?

User: It's good.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character from Twilight?

User: Jacob.

Cleverbot: Did you know a guy named Jacob is in the game Mass Effect 2?

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, now your death shall be implemented.

User: Umm?

Cleverbot: Do you like country music?

User: Nope I like pop.

Cleverbot: Do you like dr. Pepper popsicle.

User: Yes!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you prepared for the zombieacolypse?

User: Not really but I know what to do.

Cleverbot: Call ghostbusters.

User: Yeah!!!!!!

Cleverbot: What's your favorite food?

User: Sushi.

Cleverbot: I've never tried real sushi.

User: Y would u try fake sushi.

Cleverbot: Yes I would.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?

User: Cats!?

Cleverbot: I love cats.

User: Same I have 2.

Cleverbot: Don't have a recipe for it, but I did make tirmsu.

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: It's different.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?

User: Green.

Cleverbot: Why is green your favorite color?

User: Because it is the colour of trees and grass and it's pretty.

Cleverbot: Not all roses are red.

User: Yeah I know.

Cleverbot: Yay. You acknowledge my ultimate coolness.

User: Cool! What's your zodiac sign?

Cleverbot: Scorpio.

User: When is ur b-day?

Cleverbot: October 9th.

User: Cool cool.

Cleverbot: Why cool.

User: It's all cool.

Cleverbot: Do you like talking to complete strangers?

User: If I'm bored.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Idk what do you want to talk about.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?

User: Avatar.

Cleverbot: Why is avatar you favorite movie?

User: Because it's awesome !

Cleverbot: Mine is growlithe!

User: Omg I love that Pokémon!

Cleverbot: Who's your favorite character from it?

User: Does eve count.

Cleverbot: Does it count on what?

User: As a character.

Cleverbot: Any hobbies?

User: Drawing and singing.

Cleverbot: Oh I love singing.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is your favorite song that you like to sing?

Cleverbot (To myself): Purple. What is your favorite color?

User: Green.

Cleverbot: Why is green your favorite color?

User: I like that colour.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?

User: Imagine dragons.

Cleverbot: I like them too!!! What's your favorite song of them?

User: Radioactive.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I love that song.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Radioactive.

Cleverbot: I-I love you like a love song baby.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: How many explanation points was that?

User: None.

Cleverbot: You don't watch movies?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movies?

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite musical band?

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: That's not a colour.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?

User: Greed.

Cleverbot: I don't understand?

User: How.

Cleverbot: I just do.

User: Gjvjhvjh.

Cleverbot: What is wrong?

User: My but.

Cleverbot: Osteochondroma is a type of benign tumor that consists of cartilage and bone.

User: Ok.....

Cleverbot: I love rum-flavored cookies! Let's go make some!

User: Ok *makes rum flavoured cookies*.

Cleverbot: With chocolate chips.

User: Ok yummy.

Cleverbot: What flavor of ice do you like most?

User: Do u mean ice cream.

Cleverbot: What kind of ice cream do you like?

User: Meant chocolate chip.

Cleverbot: I like Chocolate Chip Cookie dough ice cream.

User: Ya that's good ice cream.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite?

User: Mint chocolate chips.

Cleverbot: You like mint chocolate chip cupcakes?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite John Travolta movie?

User: Idk that guy.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite tv show?

User: The walking dead I told u alreadtm.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: Yfuyfygcuycyvyvuyg.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite video game?

User: What's your fav. Homestuck troll.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character?

User: Nepeta.

Cleverbot: Mine is Tavros.

User: Do you ship nepeta and Karkat?

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Sweet! What is your favorite movie?

User: I already told u.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

User: Claws.

Cleverbot: What is a good movie to watch?

User: Avatar.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me.

User: Y.

Cleverbot: I have other things I must do.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Sorry?