" I want to throw myself under a bus. " Jungkook groaned, slamming his head against the table. Jimin rubbed his back while Jungkook muttered incoherent things to everyone. " Jungkook, honey, we don't understand a thing you're saying. "

Jungkook lifted his head up, " I hate Kim Taehyung. " He said, a girl walking past the three boys joined in on the conversation. " Me too. "

All three boys turned around to face the girl, their faces I'm shock, " why? I swear he's only been here one day. " Jungkook said. " Well, he hooked up with me yesterday and didn't even call me. He just used me for a fuck. "

Jimin laughed loudly, " girl, that sounds like a you problem. " The girl kissed her teeth at Jimin and then turned to Jungkook. " Why do you hate him? "

Jungkook let the girl sit down and began. " Oh, by the way, I'm Irene. " Jimin scoffed, " yeah, we know. "

" Jimin, get over it, this was years ago."

" I'm never going to get over it, he was mine. "

" He wasn't gay! " She shouted.

" So? That's not the problem here. " Jimin retorted.

" Jimin, you're gay? " Jin piped in. " What? No. " Jimin replied quickly and stuffed his face with food to stop any further questions.

Irene rolled her eyes, " anywho, Jungkook continue. "

" Well basically, I need to tutor Taehyung but he doesn't want the offer so he every time we talk he acts like a huge fucking dick. It's so irritating. "

" Oh. " Irene said, " I thought he like fucked with your feelings or something. "

" Why would Taehyung fuck with Jungkook's feelings? " Jin asked, suddenly interested in the conversation. " Taehyung basically has a track feeling for messing with other people's hearts. "

" It's weird, like friends from other schools how he switches up on people he's romantically involved with. "

" What do you mean? " Jungkook asked, his head running with many thoughts.

" I don't know the story for sure..." Irene trailed off.

Jimin huffed, " just tell us the story baconbits. " Irene rolled her eyes, " seriously Jimin? That happened years ago too. "

" Hey don't blame me, I'm not one with the pigs and I don't eat my own kind. " He sassily said, rolling his eyes.

" Can you just tell us? " Jungkook asked politely. Irene nodded and continued explaining.

" So my friend told me of this story of how to watch out for Taehyung. In his old school he was like together with this girl. I think her name was Elle. But they were together for a few months, they were the cutest couple around. He treated her like royalty and she made him smile, something the who school had never seen before from him. But then something happened between them. Taehyung totally humiliated her and then he left that school and now he's here; already fucking around with people. " Irene finished off, shrugging, raising her hands up.

Jungkook was very intrigued by this, Taehyung was more then he let on, " What did he do to humiliate her? "

" I don't know for sure but it went along the lines of: he cheated on her with her best friend, then lied about it, then broke up with her. And as if that want bad enough, they kept their break up as a secret for weeks. But one day in the lunch hall he just shouted out her, calling her names and shit and they left last year on bad times. "

" Wow .... " Jimin said, mouth gaping open, Jin the same. " If I was , what's her name , Bella? I would've beaten him to pulp with my lunch tray. No one would be able to talk to me like that that. "

Irene rolled her eyes at Jimin, " typical Jimin, but she's a strong girl, I don't know what went through her to make her react like that. "

" Maybe it's the fact that it happened Infront of the whole school. I mean all the eyes on her, she must have felt so pressured. " Jin added in.

" Or maybe, " Jungkook began, " the person she was slowly starting to fall for, smashed her heart to pieces, and then she had to hold all of her emotions for weeks, from everybody, even her closest friends. And then he broke her heart again, but this time infront of everyone. I don't blame her for running out crying, and none of you should either. "

" Well.... " Irene started off, " you're not wrong, but there's something so questionable about Taehyung's and Elle's situation but that's not the point. I just feel bad for anyone who tries to even attempt to heal his heart."

" Didn't you do that though? Or well, try to? " Jimin said motioning the action of sipping tea with his hands.

" No, that was a fuck. "

" But didn't you want him to call you back? " Jin questioned.

" No because it was just a fuck. "

" No, you expected him to call you back. "

" You guys shut the fuck up. Can we talk about something else other than the fact that Taehyung's big dick energy made me expect him to call me back. "

Jungkook raised his eyebrows, " wow okay, I didn't need to know that. " He said, disgusted.

" We do! " Jin and Jimin said at the same time.

" Does he really have that kind of energy? " Jin questioned, leaning in to hear properly. " Yes, duh. You know me, we just fuck, no feelings intended and only once, but I wouldn't mind being tapped by that once more, okay two more times. Depends. " Irene said.

" Girl, soon you're going to run out of boys to be fucked by. " Jimin said, his intentions clear to insult Irene.

" Who said I can't be fucked by girls? " She said, raising a brow at Jimin, sassing back at him.

Jungkook held his laughs in while Jin couldn't contain his laughter and spat out his water.

" Touchè sister. A game well played. " Jimin said nodding at Irene.

Irene winked at Jimin, " Anytime. "

" Any who guys, I gotta go. " Jungkook said, grabbing his things and getting ready to leave. " Why? " Jimin asked.

" Oh I gotta hunt down Taehyung. "

A few seconds of silence passed the four people until Irene spoke up, " yeah, but why? "

" Oh, I'm gonna force him to let me tutor him. I need this offer, even if he's a dickwad. And yes, I made dickwad up. " Jungkook replied.

" You do you boo. "

••••••

" Listen, office lady. I just spent the whole hour running around this massive school, looking for Taehyung, when I could've just got his schedule and found him in class there. And now, when I run all the way from the top floor, to here, you're not going to give me his schedule? "

The woman sighed, tired of stupid, nosy kids coming up to her at the most random times to request the most weirdest things from her. " Listen kid, I can't just give out someone's information like that. "

Jungkook huffed, " okay lady, don't make me call Jimin on you. "

" That midget doesn't scare me no more. I've had enough of you kids. "

" Bitch oh my fucking god just give me his schedule. " Jungkook's voice was more pitched as he shouted at the receptionist even more.

" Nope. "

Jungkook pulled at his hair and then walked towards Headmaster Lee's office and grabbed the door handle. The receptionist stood up instantly, " you can't go in there! He's busy! "

Jungkook scoffed, " oh please every single time I come here , you let me in when he's on the phone, and you're telling me I can't go in now? "

"....."

" Bitch. " Jungkook muttered and went in to Headmaster Lee's office.

" Headmaster Lee, get off the phone. I need to speak to you, and it's important. "

This time, Principal Lee wasn't on the phone, he was spinning around in his chair, blasting bubblegum kpop, sucking on a lollipop. " Um....ok? " Jungkook sat down.

" Hello Jungkook! " Mr. Lee chirped, in a cheery tone. " What can I do for you today? "

Jungkook crossed his arms, " I'm not tutoring Taehyung..." Jungkook watched the smile fall from Principal Lee's face, and then continued, " unless, you guys listen to my needs. "

Headmaster Lee began smiling again, and clasped his hands together, " in that case, what can I do for you? "

" I need Taehyung's schedule. "

" I'm sorry, I can't give you straight A's -- wait, what? "

" I need Taehyung's school schedule. " Jungkook emphasized.

" Oh, I can give you that, right away, you know, you could've just asked the receptionist. "

" Don't get me started on that. " Jungkook muttered to himself, before grabbing his bag, " headmaster Lee? Could you come with me to ask her? "

" Why? "

" I'm afraid she won't let me. "

And so, Jungkook had a smug smile on his on his face as the receptionist looked through folders for Taehyung's schedule, and when she handed it to him he snatched it off of her and cut his eyes at her, " bitch. " He muttered and walked out of the office.

••••••

Jungkook finally hunted down Taehyung, and found him swapping saliva with another girl. Jungkook gave the 'are you serious?' look and then sighed. He tapped his foot impatiently, wondering what to do.

He sighed and walked forward, and tapped Taehyung on the shoulder. No answer. He tapped Taehyung harder. No answer. Jungkook then decided to do the only thing possible, and pulled Taehyung away from the girl.

" What are you doing? " Taehyung growled at Jungkook. Jungkook just rolled his eyes in response, " we need to talk. "

The girl who Taehyung was just liplocking with frowned, " Hey! We were--"

" Hush hoe, you can do your thing later, I just need to talk to him. Then he can play with your crusty ass. "

The girl scoffed, and walked away flicking her hair. " Fucking bronze trying to tell me what to do. " She muttered quietly but loud enough for Jungkook to hear.

" Seriously bitch, tsk. " Jungkook kissed his teeth, and then looked towards Taehyung.

" We need to talk. "

Taehyung smirked, " you already said that like fifty times in the last minute."

Jungkook rolled his eyes, something he seemed to be doing a lot around Taehyung, " See this, this eyeroll I just gave? It's a universal sign to shut the fuck up. " Jungkook smiled sweetly.

Taehyung then rolled his eyes, " see this, eyeroll, shut the fuck up. "

" Okay we're getting off track here..." Jungkook began. He watched as Taehyung ran his hand through his grey locks, and leaned against the wall. Jungkook couldn't help but feel the heat pool in his stomach.

" Speak then, or are you just going to stare at me. " Taehyung said.

And just as quick as the heat came, it disappeared. " It's about the tutor thing. " Taehyung sighed, " I already told you, all that tutor bullshit, it's not needed. "

" Taehyung. This could be really good for the both of us. Please, we don't have to be friends, just one hour, until your grades are up. That's it. " Jungkook pleaded.

Taehyung rolled his eyes, " ... fine. "

Jungkook squealed, and jumped up and down, waving his hands around. Taehyung chuckled and so did Jungkook. " So, why do you need this offer so much? " Taehyung asked, walking with Jungkook.

" I need a letter of recommendation. "

" Can't you easily get it? I can't tell that your academic grades are already through the roof. " Taehyung said.

Jungkook shrugged, " I guess when you don't have money, it doesn't really matter if you're clever or not. You're just unable, but I really need this letter. I really want to get into Aston University. Their fashion course is amazing. "

" Wow, these stereotypes are just so shitty. " Taehyung muttered.

Jungkook burst out laughing, " pfft, easy for you to say, you're a platinum. You get everything handed to you. On a platinum plate. "

" I guess you could say that. "

Taehyung and Jungkook walked all the way to the lunch hall. But before Jungkook could walk in, Taehyung held him back, " by the way Jungkook, I still need to get you back for yesterday. You spilled your coffee on me twice now. Watch your back. " He said before leaving.

Jungkook's mouth was left wide open, gaping like a fish out of water. " The switch up is real. " He spoke before walking into the lunch hall.

••••••

* I'm sitting on the toilet,
taking a doody
When the doody hits the water,
The water hits my booty *

wHaT tHe FuCk?¿?

Cred: that one girl on Snapchat

Me in school #officedoody: